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carry on then posted:When the person who you have most in common with is Elliot-loving-Rodger, you don't really deserve love. Writing giant manifestos about statistics and how they make people terrible, eh? Hmmm, hmmm? Hmmm.
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Crocobile posted:I think what gets my goat is that wasn’t the couple in the original post having like… 2 hour “cuddle sessions”? It just sounds like the guy doesn’t know how to make a move (because he’s inexperienced) and she’s not initiating either (ETA: lol just checked and yeah, it’s a 20F and 22M in the story). Maybe if instead of posting on reddit and the two sat down and had an open and honest conversation about sex and expectations everything would be fine. Lady's got a premium opportunity to either a) teach this guy how to have good sex, exactly how she likes or b) discover that he's an unteachable fuckwit and can be dumped with no regrets.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:15 |
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Tendales posted:Lady's got a premium opportunity to either a) teach this guy how to have good sex, exactly how she likes or b) discover that he's an unteachable fuckwit and can be dumped with no regrets. She shouldn't be obligated to do these things. Like, here's another litany of reasons why late in life virgins make terrible lovers (potentially NWS illustrations): https://www.vice.com/en/article/nn9xng/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:21 |
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Oh god shut up your just boring now
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:25 |
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For the love of god please stop engaging with carry on then
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:31 |
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Crocobile posted:I think what gets my goat is that wasn’t the couple in the original post having like… 2 hour “cuddle sessions”? It just sounds like the guy doesn’t know how to make a move (because he’s inexperienced) and she’s not initiating either (ETA: lol just checked and yeah, it’s a 20F and 22M in the story). Maybe if instead of posting on reddit and the two sat down and had an open and honest conversation about sex and expectations everything would be fine.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:41 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Yeah really, it's her fault for just sitting there waiting for him to make a move. they clearly said that NEITHER of them is initiating and that they both needed to communicate, wtf. Is this thread just draining brainpower now?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:43 |
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It’s crazy that a problem with such a cut-and-dried easy solution (just talk to each other and make your expectations and sexual needs clear) has inspired such a lengthy and frankly frothing mad derail
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:47 |
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Mormon Nailer posted:This thread is goddamned unreadable for the last however many pages. You’re the rear end in a top hat for not threatening to sue on top of that
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:47 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s crazy that a problem with such a cut-and-dried easy solution (just talk to each other and make your expectations and sexual needs clear) has inspired such a lengthy and frankly frothing mad derail This happens pretty regularly, it’s honestly incredible
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:50 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s crazy that a problem with such a cut-and-dried easy solution (just talk to each other and make your expectations and sexual needs clear) has inspired such a lengthy and frankly frothing mad derail If people were capable of talking to each other and effectively communicating we'd lose 3/4 of the content in this thread.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:56 |
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hate it when my thread for staring at hosed up little freaks gets a hosed up little freak in it
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 22:56 |
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shut up about virginity or I will gently caress you up
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:10 |
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e 👀
sugar free jazz fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 20, 2021 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:. Is this thread just draining brainpower now? Yes
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:21 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s crazy that a problem with such a cut-and-dried easy solution (just talk to each other and make your expectations and sexual needs clear) has inspired such a lengthy and frankly frothing mad derail the real truth no one talks about
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:29 |
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Eide and carry on then are just powerfully stupid, please understand, they are dumb as rocks. Absolute morons, top tier dipshits. A sad, sad display of dumbassery.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:30 |
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e: removed virgin chat even though it’s difficult for me to do so, most fun i have had all day
EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Yeah really, it's her fault for just sitting there waiting for him to make a move. Seriously, how the poo poo is someone that describes themselves as sex-craved repeatedly having hourslong cuddle sessions with someone and never once making a move?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:42 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:I am not saying you are damaged, I am just saying something is probably wrong if you are a virgin in your 20s. I'm sorry but can this loving idiot at least catch a 6er?
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:49 |
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axolotl farmer posted:"Virginity" is a patriarchal and outdated term. The modern term is sexual debut. Is it 'debutt' if you do it through the back door? The Maroon Hawk posted:Seriously, how the poo poo is someone that describes themselves as sex-craved repeatedly having hourslong cuddle sessions with someone and never once making a move? My guess is that he's afraid to ask (or is waiting for her to) and isn't going to do anything without her explicit OK.
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:50 |
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Quackles posted:Is it 'debutt' if you do it through the back door? Actually the preferred modern term is 'cum baptism' it's not my job 2 educate you
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Eide and carry on then are just powerfully stupid, please understand, they are dumb as rocks. Absolute morons, top tier dipshits. A sad, sad display of dumbassery. which remains unpunished so I assume it’s par for the course here, lol
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# ? Nov 20, 2021 23:54 |
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AITA for cancelling my son's birthday because of the gift he brought his step-brother.? https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/poorod/aita_for_cancelling_my_sons_birthday_because_of/ quote:I have two sons (Matt-32) and (Bejamin-17) Matt is my stepson (my wife's bio son) and Benjamin is my biological son. He and Matt are not close due to age gap and because they don't live in the same house but they're cordial to each other. AITA for not sharing medical history before being pranked? quote:Heyo, I'm a schizophrenic. Started when I was 22, and will last till I die. I'm active in schizophrenic communities, go to groups, the works but I am fairly private about it to most people to include friends. It's fairly common for people to think I'm eccentric (comes with the turf) due to some of my habits. Those habits include not going to parties or other places with lots of people, suddenly deciding not to do something (I have to be protective not to do or go to certain things if I think a delusion might be coming on), saying the occasional odd quip, normal schizophrenic stuff. AITA (M37) for telling my son (M16) he is a failure? quote:https://rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/piy1mx/aita_m37_for_telling_my_son_m16_he_is_a_failure/ AITA for calling my friend a failure after she attacked me for how many kids I have? quote:It's not as terrible as it sounds, let me explain.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:07 |
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I'm just watching the virgin derail wondering where virgin women 25 and older fit in on the 'something wrong with you' scale, am I supposed to be a red flag waving crazy, or what? I just need to know if I'm accessorizing right Edit, commentary: wtf kind of a prank is that schizophrenia story? LookListen fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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value-brand cereal posted:AITA for not sharing medical history before being pranked? I've literally never heard of a friend group pretending one of them is crazy except in the cases where that person happens to be schizophrenic. I'm sure there's confirmation bias but this cannot possibly be that common.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:17 |
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Rescue Toaster posted:I've literally never heard of a friend group pretending one of them is crazy except in the cases where that person happens to be schizophrenic. I've heard it happen in cases of PTSD of all things, just like "Oh hey our friend has a mental illness, let's make them think it's acting up, lol!"
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:19 |
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value-brand cereal posted:
This is the meanest thing I've ever seen. Holy gently caress. I hope all of those people loving paid for the hospital stay, Jesus loving Christ. The poor person.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:21 |
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I have a very specific trigger for my OCD going into overdrive that shows up...surprisingly often in horror movies (hands in blenders or sink garbage disposals). Issue is love horror movies. It took me a minute to figure out one dickhead 'friend' was specifically picking out movies they knew had scenes like that for movie nights.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:24 |
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It is important to disclose your full medical history to epic prank bro so he can feed you things you're allergic to I'm going to guess whoever initiated that prank knew
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:26 |
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Quackles posted:My guess is that he's afraid to ask (or is waiting for her to) and isn't going to do anything without her explicit OK. I was referring to the girl - if you’re so “sex-craved” how do you not make a move in that situation, or at least bring it up?
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:28 |
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i appreciate carry on then coming back to the thread after a break because it meant people had time to forget his gimmick.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:29 |
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AITA for accidentally revealing my sister's promiscuous past to her Christian Boyfriend?quote:My sister, Anna, had an... interesting sexual past, to say the least. She became sexually active at 14 and for the next 10 uears of her life engaged in all kinds of wild sexual acts. Threesomes, BDSM, unprotected hookups, you name it. She did everything one could imagine. I was even unfortunate enough to walk in oh her giving a double bj once.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:30 |
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I swear, "It's just a prank, bro!" Youtube videos and poo poo have just...broken a certain variety of fuckhead entirely.
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value-brand cereal posted:AITA for cancelling my son's birthday because of the gift he brought his step-brother.?
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:38 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for accidentally revealing my sister's promiscuous past to her Christian Boyfriend? Just tellin’ my sister’s BF about all the times she got DPed over lunch with our parents, what’s the big deal???
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:39 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for accidentally revealing my sister's promiscuous past to her Christian Boyfriend? I mean statistically the dude is a 100% MAGA dyed red Trump voter so good luck getting away from him even if the circumstances aren't ideal.
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:40 |
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I swear, "It's just a prank, bro!" Youtube videos and poo poo have just...broken a certain variety of fuckhead entirely. Oh these dudes absolutely did this exact poo poo long before YouTube even existed, "It's just a joke why can't you take a joke?" has been the piece of poo poo anthem for generations
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:43 |
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pentyne posted:I mean statistically the dude is a 100% MAGA dyed red Trump voter so good luck getting away from him even if the circumstances aren't ideal. he's some kind of mega hosed up religious weirdo if he's just casually mentioning their mutual virginity to people he just met
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# ? Nov 21, 2021 00:44 |
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edit; didnt see mod note
Grape fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Nov 21, 2021 |
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