Should there even be a poll here??? This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 106 | 15.84% | |
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Goku | 446 | 66.67% | |
Total: | 669 votes |
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Empty Sandwich posted:"redneck" originally referred to a white person who did manual labor outside. their necks are red bc they're in the sun all day looking down at what they're doing: picking crops, digging ditches. I'm no sports judge but is this the fabled triple reverse because drat, it's beautiful.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:29 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:"redneck" originally referred to a white person who did manual labor outside. their necks are red bc they're in the sun all day looking down at what they're doing: picking crops, digging ditches. As I rub the three inch stretch of skin from my lip to my nose, I ponder whether I should one-hand pew pew at the rednecks.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:38 |
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Kirk Vikernes posted:As I rub the three inch stretch of skin from my lip to my nose, I ponder whether I should one-hand pew pew at the rednecks. Be a gentleman, use both hands.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:44 |
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Best thing I've seen all day.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:44 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Best thing I've seen all day. gently caress that guy, hope its in a place where insurance companies want to see the dash video before paying out comp claims.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:49 |
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Happy Landfill posted:https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/JESUS-CHRIST-SUPERSTAR-Actor-Charged-in-Relation-to-Capitol-Attack-20211124?s=09 Plays Judas, huh?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:14 |
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Trabant posted:Plays Judas, huh? It's called method acting.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:19 |
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:19 |
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"That's right, I'm taking a dip. Got a problem with that?"
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:25 |
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I hope that bear didn't steal and eat a picnic basket in the last 30 minutes, he could cramp up and drown!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:48 |
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Memento posted:
Usually in the woods. Usually. Give the bear a bidet. As a treat.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 06:09 |
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Happy Landfill posted:https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/JESUS-CHRIST-SUPERSTAR-Actor-Charged-in-Relation-to-Capitol-Attack-20211124?s=09 Every time I look at you I don't understand Why you let the things you did get so out of hand
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 07:44 |
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Bear, why are you soaking in my hot tub?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 07:58 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Bear, why are you soaking in my hot tub? STOP IT BEAR! STOP IT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qhEIZBlX8 e: Midnight black comedy option: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INov9gQ2aUA
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 08:04 |
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https://twitter.com/simoncarn/status/1463644494121910279 That has to be some sort of a record.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 09:32 |
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https://i.imgur.com/QTv58YK.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 10:16 |
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Memento posted:https://twitter.com/simoncarn/status/1463644494121910279
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 10:57 |
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That was quite the aggressive pull up, drat
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 11:27 |
Nigmaetcetera posted:Slurs based on somebody’s skin color aren’t cool. Except redneck. Redneck is cool. my heart goes out to middle aged english conservatives who look like cured pork because of a lifetime of ale and Daily Mail. They are so oppressed
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 11:36 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Slurs based on somebody’s skin color aren’t cool. Except redneck. Redneck is cool. People who turn themselves blue by drinking colloidal silver for years are also fair game.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:26 |
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I've, uh... I've done this one too It was many, many years ago, and our cat was being an arsehole. I think she was going after the other cat again, who she used to really bully. So I banged on the glass window to try to startle/scare her off whatever misdeed she was doing, and of course I cracked the window...
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:35 |
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You don't fight a goose by retreating, they'll only sense weakness and attack harder. You really have to commit. Don't be shy, run in and grab them by their skinny neck and show them who's boss. They'll still try to fight you, but they're caught now. And that's all you need to do the final move of holding them by the neck, grabbing and tucking their wings in and picking them up to totally dominate them. They won't learn. Geese don't learn because they are dumb fucks and they'll keeping attacking you. But you'll always know you can gently caress them up. I'll fight every goose I see. It's not even hard.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:13 |
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What's with the guy trying to run her over in the beginning?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:13 |
Beartaco posted:What's with the guy trying to run her over in the beginning? Looks like he's rushing to get close so she can hop in but everyone is panicking, and that goose has perfect comedic timing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:26 |
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Beartaco posted:What's with the guy trying to run her over in the beginning? In his mind, he was going to fly into the scene, burst out of the car and save her from the goose. In reality, he was driving way to fast, got startled as he saw the impressive size of this honker, and swerved towards the woman before having a moment to ponder if fighting another person's goose battle is really worth it. The goose was just asking for a ride to the next pond. He has no thumbs to hitchhike.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:34 |
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I used to teach a tech writing class. one of the assignments was an instruction set. one of the students worked for iirc the park system and had to inspect Canada geese nests. the full set of equipment for this task is pen, form, clipboard. the clipboard is used to hold the form and push the angry goose. a clipboard is all it takes to fend off a mother goose defending her nest. but in all these attacked people's defense, I've never seen any of them carrying a clipboard, so
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:03 |
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empty sea posted:You don't fight a goose by retreating, they'll only sense weakness and attack harder. You really have to commit. Don't be shy, run in and grab them by their skinny neck and show them who's boss. How hard is it to go from here to roast goose dinner. In fact, if you were attacked by a goose could you kill it, cook it and eat it in self defense?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:17 |
https://i.imgur.com/B682omw.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:21 |
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https://i.imgur.com/IOxQuXs.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:32 |
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Why is it that every funny "person getting hosed up by a goose" video always has that goon who has to post about how they'd totally gently caress a goose up?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:36 |
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Antenfreude https://i.imgur.com/GEPmhNl.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:43 |
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empty sea posted:I'll fight every goose I see. It's not even hard. Is this the Anti-General? The Specific
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:53 |
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https://i.imgur.com/hKLBDIC.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:58 |
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I'd totally just gently caress up that cow. Why are they even scared? Just punch it one good time in the nose and knock it out, it's easy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:09 |
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Probably because geese top out at like 14lbs and honestly aren't that scary. I feel like pretty much anyone could fight one, but I also don't wanna hurt them
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:21 |
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Marriage material right there.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:21 |
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:I'd totally just gently caress up that cow. Why are they even scared? Just punch it one good time in the nose and knock it out, it's easy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:24 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OH7u_HzezI&t=160s
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:32 |
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Log082 posted:Why is it that every funny "person getting hosed up by a goose" video always has that goon who has to post about how they'd totally gently caress a goose up?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:32 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 15:44 |
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Something Awful Forums > Blah Blah > Schadenfreude:Z the IVth posted:eat it in self defense
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