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Here's all your presents kids! I hope you like sodoku!
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I slam open the door n bust thru: https://youtu.be/qez8puUl1-4
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Nov 28, 2021 06:11
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Kids, I'm donating all your Christmas gift money to an Alabama hot dog vendor.
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Nov 28, 2021 06:12
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God damnit when is whoville going to enforce their loving goddamn noise ordinance?
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Nov 28, 2021 06:21
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No son he's not someone in need he's just an incredible moron. It's the charitable thing to do
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Nov 28, 2021 06:21
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Really? We’re ruining Christmas in November? I have had it with all this Christmas ruining starting like the day after Thanksgiving every year
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Nov 28, 2021 06:38
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*posts in ITT threads all day, ignoring all family*
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Nov 28, 2021 06:42
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*fills the chimney with armed bear traps*
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Nov 28, 2021 06:43
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I paid FIFTY DOLLARS for those socks and you don't like them?!?!?!?
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Nov 28, 2021 06:51
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“Happy Holidays!”
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Nov 28, 2021 06:54
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i bought all these candles and cant buy you presents
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Nov 28, 2021 06:56
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I'm going to leave out organic, gluten free, sweetener free, non-gmo and vegan cookies and soy milk for santa.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:05
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Hey everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my new best friend: Donald Trump, Jr!
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Nov 28, 2021 07:08
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::Plays Kruxy's Christmas in America at ear splitting volume::
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Nov 28, 2021 07:10
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Hey Santa are you vaccinated?
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Nov 28, 2021 07:10
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has anyone said all the xmas money has gone to charities that have hilariously bad admin fees like the my pillow boys recount efforts
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Nov 28, 2021 07:19
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I'm going to leave out organic, gluten free, sweetener free, non-gmo and vegan cookies and soy milk for santa. I spend the entire holiday talking about how soy is bad for you.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:20
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they're gonna name a bunch of stars after you kids you should feel lucky
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Nov 28, 2021 07:21
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bringing out the fake tree again with all the fake ormanmenets ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Nov 28, 2021 07:26
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We're gonna go with a star wars themed Christmas this year, kids. Got an 8 foot ATAT blowup pulling a sleigh for the front yard.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:29
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Instead of gift giving were gonna make memories. Everyone including the inlaws are gonna stay in a cabin together for a few days. You'll cherish these moments later.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:34
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I've made a donation in your name to the Kyanka/Mangosteen Memorial Fund.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:40
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I brought my favorite holiday album, Kelly Clarkson singing all the Christmas classics. Got it on vinyl because it sounds so much warmer than digital. I know you guys don't have a record player so I brought one too.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:48
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Here's some room temperature egg nog.
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Nov 28, 2021 07:51
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Thanks for entrusting me with bringing the wine. You all like Yellow Tail right?
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Nov 28, 2021 07:53
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I've decided that I'm no longer going to be held hostage by my lactose intolerance. To celebrate, I've been drinking egg nog all day long.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:09
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Bogus Adventure posted:I've decided that I'm no longer going to be held hostage by my lactose intolerance. To celebrate, I've been drinking egg nog all day long. gently caress yeah, bring on the nogg. I take a huge shot of Crown and chase it with Nogg every Christmas morning. Actually I do that a couple times.
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Nov 28, 2021 08:25
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 Let's discuss the pagan origins of Christian holidays. And their co option by capitalist consumer culture! And Christmas time atrocities and war crimes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Christmas_massacres
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Nov 28, 2021 09:06
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At 7 it's marginal right
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Nov 28, 2021 09:08
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Clears out all the popular toys from Walmart only to turn around and sell them on Facebook & Ebay for twice the MSRP.
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Nov 28, 2021 10:30
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I thought involuntarily randomly shooting blood and mucus out my rear end this week and needing morphine to deal with the pain of eating solid food would ruin Thanksgiving but I had my girlfriend take my place at the dinner table and save my sorry convulsing rear end. I still have plenty of time to be unwittingly infected again by improperly stored eggnog or some ahit
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Nov 28, 2021 10:39
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Christmas Eve, eh? Well I'll just sleep nude on the couch waiting for Santa. I'm sure your family won't mind
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Nov 28, 2021 11:22
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I fart on the christmas tree! I piss
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Nov 28, 2021 12:04
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Come on every body, we need to leave early for midnight Mass if we want to get a good seat!
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Nov 28, 2021 14:37
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Nah you see, the $5 of Bitcoin I got everyone will be worth $5000 next year, I'll tell you all about it at dinner
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Nov 28, 2021 14:39
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*arrives for dinner three hours early* Hey guys how're you do-*coughs* ing? Yeah, the flight was hell, someone was positive for that omnibus covid thing so they took ages to get everyone deplaned. *clears throat* Oh this? Yeah, my allergies always go off when I'm in town. Heh, he-*cough, cough, cough* *2 weeks later I'm dead after a flood of tots and pears explodes from my corpse*
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Nov 28, 2021 14:43
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Looks like the only presents Santa left were these five $60 kilos of kratom for me. You must have been on the naughty list, kids.
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Nov 28, 2021 14:48
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We'll delay gift opening til after lunch. Once we're all properly a bit drunk, the kids are wound up and the arguments have started, it's loaded guns for everybody!
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Nov 28, 2021 14:49
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Heh. All of this CHRIST mas stuff we're doing? Yeah. Most of it's actually PAGAN. I bet you didn't even KNOW that GRANDMA
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This year I wanted to do something good instead of being part of the minldless consumer culture that the holiday has become. Long story short, I got each of you your very own orphan to take care of! They are in the garage, check their eartags to find who's yours
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