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In 2018, Jussie was apparently at a Barnes & Noble promoting his (then recently) published book "The Family Table: Recipes and Moments from a Nomadic Life". At the time, I was "cleaning shop" and selling a bunch of items back to the local Half Price Books, and figured it'd be a decent opportunity to enhance some of the remaining merchandise with celebrity autographs that Half Price could buy back at a premium. So I headed over with a "Mighty Ducks & D2: The Mighty Ducks" Duology DVD, a copy of Barack Obama's In His Own Words, and a F1 World Grand Prix N64 cartridge that I had almost thrown away because it was essentially worthless. Jussie signed all of the things I brought, but for each item he said something vaguely cryptic like "They're gonna elect me king one day" (to Obama's book) and "They put ghosts in these things; that's how they work" (to the N64 cartridge). But when it came to the DVD, Jussie studied the Emilio Estevez on the cover for a few seconds before saying something like "I never even met that motherfucker." I asked him how it was possible to star in the movie and never cross paths with the lead actor, and he said that they used a stunt double for Estevez for the entire movie.
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You can get this cookbook for a very competitive price and people seem to really like it. Perhaps I’ll buy it to support his defense and future hoax projects
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LanceHunter posted:Oh, Tupac is definitely dead. He had that heart attack back in 2018 and never fully recovered, then he caught covid last year and that was that. So who did Smellet jerk off with?
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OP: Who need they shunned jussie hate Thread: omfg
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I hope Goldberg fires a knuckle puck into Jussies lil baby bird chest
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Things Heat Up on Set of White Hot Holiday Specialquote:But on the set of Taraji's White Hot Holiday Special, co-stars Jussie Smollett and Terrence Howard allegedly got into a bare-knuckle brawl over "philosophical differences" that seemed oddly appropriate for the White Hot Holiday Special. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Dec 8, 2021 |
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Poohs Packin posted:I hope Goldberg fires a knuckle puck into Jussies lil baby bird chest Whoopi?
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wesleywillis posted:Whoopi? The GOALIE you fartknocker
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Is 'Crystal' a godly euphemism for a phone or are we talkin' a literal crystal?
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Pussie Smellyette.
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:the photos in that article are loving wild just when you thought you couldn't love jussie any more....... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE DID NEXT
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Pondering his orb
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Juss and Terrence Howard is like some supercritical rear end in a top hat-egotism experiment.
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Its incredibly, nay vitally important to remind everyone that Terence Howard does not believe 1x1=1. Not specifically a critique of his intellect, or necessarily supporting Jussie's JO crystal, but its more in that TH does not agree with conventional mathematics. https://twitter.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507?lang=en
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Vampire Panties posted:Its incredibly, nay vitally important to remind everyone that Terence Howard does not believe 1x1=1. Not specifically a critique of his intellect, or necessarily supporting Jussie's JO crystal, but its more in that TH does not agree with conventional mathematics. It's funny reading this. I'm not great at math but even with my limited understanding of algebra I can immediately see his flawed understanding right on the first page. I wonder if it's an intentional thing. Edit: upon forcing myself to read it through I'm fairly certain it must be a joke. He basically states that 1+x==1*x but fails to explain situations like 2*5, is that 7 or 10? does multiplication not exist? Tarkus fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Dec 8, 2021 |
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Terrence Howard's obsession with bizarre mathematics started after his interactions with Smollett circa 2014-15. It's a well known fact that "esoteric algebra" is traditionally considered a foil to Jussie Smollett's crystal indulgences. If Terrence can prove that 1+1 = (something other than 2), then he could rewrite the laws of geometry and prove that the crystal simply cannot be. This is all discussed in the bible and Terrence, as a child of God, almost has a moral imperative to do so.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Terrence Howard's obsession with bizarre mathematics started after his interactions with Smollett circa 2014-15. It's a well known fact that "esoteric algebra" is traditionally considered a foil to Jussie Smollett's crystal indulgences. If Terrence can prove that 1+1 = (something other than 2), then he could rewrite the laws of geometry and prove that the crystal simply cannot be. This is all discussed in the bible and Terrence, as a child of God, almost has a moral imperative to do so. Any engineer could tell you that 1+1=3 for large values of 1.
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It almost feels like a pre-processor define where you would go #define 1* 1+ and it would work out only in that case
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quote:Smollett parts the beaded curtains that lead to the backroom of a gift shop in Sedona, Arizona. To ordinary eyes, this gift shop is like every other shop on the Red Rock Scenic Byway; within a quarter mile, there are seventeen stores selling various geodes and crystals, gemstones and raw precious metals--all with purported powers. Peridot to counter dread, Tiger's eye for anxiety, Jade to alleviate fears. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Dec 8, 2021 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Its incredibly, nay vitally important to remind everyone that Terence Howard does not believe 1x1=1. Not specifically a critique of his intellect, or necessarily supporting Jussie's JO crystal, but its more in that TH does not agree with conventional mathematics. I enjoyed reading this. That's some good math.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Terrence Howard's obsession with bizarre mathematics started after his interactions with Smollett circa 2014-15. It's a well known fact that "esoteric algebra" is traditionally considered a foil to Jussie Smollett's crystal indulgences. If Terrence can prove that 1+1 = (something other than 2), then he could rewrite the laws of geometry and prove that the crystal simply cannot be. This is all discussed in the bible and Terrence, as a child of God, almost has a moral imperative to do so. This is like some kind of wizard battle slash the worst kind of goon argument. Also starting to see why this guy got recast in Iron Man 2.
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his grasp of math reminds me of the guy on the bodybuilding forum who couldn't understand the concept of every other day
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Tip posted:his grasp of math reminds me of the guy on the bodybuilding forum who couldn't understand the concept of every other day He's on a similar wavelength to will smith's genius kids.
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Jaden Smith is fun but Terrence Howard is a narcissist who hates women.
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XOXOVampire Panties posted:Its incredibly, nay vitally important to remind everyone that Terence Howard does not believe 1x1=1. Not specifically a critique of his intellect, or necessarily supporting Jussie's JO crystal, but its more in that TH does not agree with conventional mathematics. 1 guy tuggin' by another guy tuggin' = 2 guys tuggin'. Math checks out.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Jaden Smith is fun but Terrence Howard is a narcissist who hates women. Hes a loving nutcase
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:In 2018, Jussie was apparently at a Barnes & Noble promoting his (then recently) published book "The Family Table: Recipes and Moments from a Nomadic Life". At the time, I was "cleaning shop" and selling a bunch of items back to the local Half Price Books, and figured it'd be a decent opportunity to enhance some of the remaining merchandise with celebrity autographs that Half Price could buy back at a premium. So I headed over with a "Mighty Ducks & D2: The Mighty Ducks" Duology DVD, a copy of Barack Obama's In His Own Words, and a F1 World Grand Prix N64 cartridge that I had almost thrown away because it was essentially worthless. lol is this true
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SilvergunSuperman posted:He's on a similar wavelength to will smith's genius kids. Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Jaden Smith is fun but Terrence Howard is a narcissist who hates women. Hasn't Jaden Smith sued for emancipation? Right after After Earth?
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:go out and buy 4 eggs please Lmao hes a real weird guy
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Smollett committed no crime. Oh WOW there's video of him doing choreography with his trainers? And... Walking around? Must be casing a place! What loving decisive evidence!
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:go out and buy 4 eggs please they knew where to find me because they told me to go to the store for 4 eggs
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