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He's bad and has a stupid face and the Vikings will never win anything with him. 
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Can't believe he gave up 29 points to the lions what a bum
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Dec 6, 2021 03:48
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Dec 6, 2021 04:05
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i do like that
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Dec 6, 2021 04:12
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This is the only stat you need to see to understand who Cousins is. 
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Dec 6, 2021 17:52
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He's no Kirk Johnson
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I'm shocked anytime I remember he joined the league in 2012. Feels like he's closer to 45.
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Is this the new thread to replace the lions thread? Cause lol Vikings. Edit: fun fact, I found out today my boss is a huge Vikings fan and I got to toast at our weekly meeting, before we started chatting about how lovely Kirk Cousins is. Anyway I got a promotion. Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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Dec 6, 2021 23:09
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Can't believe he gave up 29 points to the lions what a bum He got held to 9 points for three quarters for one of the worst ads in the league
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Dec 6, 2021 23:11
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Dork Cousins
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Dec 6, 2021 23:21
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I'd say the Lions made Kirk Cousins look like Jared Goff, but Jared Goff can actually perform when the game is on the line.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:55
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Kirk "Kissing" Cousins
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Dec 6, 2021 23:56
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Jared "Go Off" Goff
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Dec 6, 2021 23:57
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The guy who fuckin sucks? Never heard of him.
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Dec 7, 2021 06:41
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I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list.
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Dec 7, 2021 11:56
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This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time: Kirk Cousins 2021 Cap Hit: $31,000,000 The Entirety of Every Detroit Lions Defensive Player That Took a Snap Against Kirk Cousins: $24,727,037
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Dec 7, 2021 12:50
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:This is the only stat you need to see to understand who Cousins is. Hahaha I made that so I'd always have it ready when fans of other teams tell me "he's good stop complaining." He's living proof advanced QB metrics are useless. Kirk Cousins kneels in every huddle and I can't respect that.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list. If only Jerry fired Garrett sooner 
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Dec 7, 2021 13:26
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You Vike that??
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Mr. Nice! posted:I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list. Charleston's Own, chew on that 
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Minnesota keeps Cousins around because they don't want to become the Bears
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Hizawk posted:This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time: jesus 
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AndrewP posted:Minnesota keeps Cousins around because they don't want to become the Bears This is funny because the Vikings are one of the few teams I think are in a worse place than the Bears. Good thing Minnesota has had the most recent super bowl, most recent division title, and more historic success to justify being less relevant than the Bears!
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I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre. He died with that beard.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre. Another victim of bountygate
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre. Who dat baby!
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Dec 8, 2021 20:11
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Hizawk posted:This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time: To answer Kirk, I do like this! Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre. carry on then posted:Another victim of Brett Favre
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Apples McGrind posted:jesus The Lions defense at this point is almost entirely made up of rookies and cast-offs on cheap deals, so it's not surprising. Like, the ten players with the most snaps on defense from Sunday (and this year's cap hit) are: Alex Anzalone (76/100%) - $1,735,294 Tracy Walker (76/100%) - $2,403,497 Amani Oruwariye (73/96%) - $930,526 Dean Marlowe (71/93%) - $850,000 Jerry Jacobs (66/87%) - $661,166 Will Harris (58/76%) - $1,118,061 Charles Harris (53/70%) - $1,750,000 Levi Onwuzurike (48/63%) - $1,481,617 Alim McNeill (43/57%) - $932,579 Josh Woods: (43/57%) - $755,552 Derrick Barnes (35/46%) - $855,301 Outside of this list, you've got Michael Brockers making a hair over 3 million, but that's pretty much it. Everyone the Lions paid more than a cheap deal is on IR, and honestly it's astounding how well the defense has been playing the past few weeks with barely any high-level talent.
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Dec 8, 2021 20:35
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Jerry Jacobs is good Anzalone might be bad but I like his hair.
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MJeff posted:Jerry Jacobs is good My dyslexia read that as "Analzone" and thought, "That's unfortunate."
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get in the zone Anal Zone
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He still loving sucks.
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Jan 4, 2022 21:19
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Peak Kirk Cousins = Lining up under his right guard against the Niners.
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Jan 4, 2022 21:24
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Kirk's not the only reason they missed the playoffs but sitting out a must-win game with covid sure as gently caress didn't help. Don't be like Kirk, get vaccinated.
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Jan 4, 2022 21:31
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Is Kirk Cousins old Baker Mayfield or is Baker Mayfield young Kirk Cousins?
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Jan 4, 2022 22:13
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I love Kirk and what he does for Minnesota! 4 more years!
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We love dunking on Kirk Cousins, and he deserves a lot of it, but he's a much better quarterback than Baker Mayfield. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's not fair to ol' Kirk.
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