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Who would you rather have for a game winning drive?
Kirk Cousins
Andy Dalton
Jared Goff
Taysom Hill
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


He's bad and has a stupid face and the Vikings will never win anything with him.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


Can't believe he gave up 29 points to the lions what a bum

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KaR2mmifk0

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHrDMrJJ5g

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


i do like that

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


This is the only stat you need to see to understand who Cousins is.

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke





He's no Kirk Johnson

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016



I'm shocked anytime I remember he joined the league in 2012. Feels like he's closer to 45.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013



Is this the new thread to replace the lions thread? Cause lol Vikings.

Edit: fun fact, I found out today my boss is a huge Vikings fan and I got to toast at our weekly meeting, before we started chatting about how lovely Kirk Cousins is. Anyway I got a promotion.

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 6, 2021

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Can't believe he gave up 29 points to the lions what a bum

He got held to 9 points for three quarters for one of the worst ads in the league

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.


Smellrose

Dork Cousins

Mega64
May 23, 2008



I'd say the Lions made Kirk Cousins look like Jared Goff, but Jared Goff can actually perform when the game is on the line.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:


Soiled Meat

Kirk "Kissing" Cousins

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014



Jared "Go Off" Goff

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



The guy who fuckin sucks? Never heard of him.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




https://twitter.com/miketice86/status/1467605124981923846

Despera
Jun 6, 2011


https://twitter.com/PhilMackey/status/1467934241761681412

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.



This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time:

Kirk Cousins 2021 Cap Hit: $31,000,000
The Entirety of Every Detroit Lions Defensive Player That Took a Snap Against Kirk Cousins: $24,727,037

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

This is the only stat you need to see to understand who Cousins is.



Hahaha I made that so I'd always have it ready when fans of other teams tell me "he's good stop complaining." He's living proof advanced QB metrics are useless.

Kirk Cousins kneels in every huddle and I can't respect that.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list.

If only Jerry fired Garrett sooner :(

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF


You Vike that??

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

I think our beautiful boy from Eastern Illinois is the only UDFA on that list.

Charleston's Own, chew on that :smuggo:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010



Minnesota keeps Cousins around because they don't want to become the Bears

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013



Hizawk posted:

This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time:

Kirk Cousins 2021 Cap Hit: $31,000,000
The Entirety of Every Detroit Lions Defensive Player That Took a Snap Against Kirk Cousins: $24,727,037

jesus :stare:

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012



AndrewP posted:

Minnesota keeps Cousins around because they don't want to become the Bears

This is funny because the Vikings are one of the few teams I think are in a worse place than the Bears. Good thing Minnesota has had the most recent super bowl, most recent division title, and more historic success to justify being less relevant than the Bears!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre.

He died with that beard.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre.

He died with that beard.

Another victim of bountygate

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre.

He died with that beard.

Who dat baby!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Hizawk posted:

This is quite possibly my new favorite stat of all time:

Kirk Cousins 2021 Cap Hit: $31,000,000
The Entirety of Every Detroit Lions Defensive Player That Took a Snap Against Kirk Cousins: $24,727,037

To answer Kirk, I do like this!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think one of the saddest football stories I ever heard was the Vikings fan who wasn't going to cut his beard until they won the Super Bowl. His family was all primed and excited that first year the Vikings got Favre.

He died with that beard.

carry on then posted:

Another victim of Brett Favre

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

There's only one prescription for Nazism and it's 76mm HVAP





Ultra Carp


The Lions defense at this point is almost entirely made up of rookies and cast-offs on cheap deals, so it's not surprising.

Like, the ten players with the most snaps on defense from Sunday (and this year's cap hit) are:

Alex Anzalone (76/100%) - $1,735,294
Tracy Walker (76/100%) - $2,403,497
Amani Oruwariye (73/96%) - $930,526
Dean Marlowe (71/93%) - $850,000
Jerry Jacobs (66/87%) - $661,166
Will Harris (58/76%) - $1,118,061
Charles Harris (53/70%) - $1,750,000
Levi Onwuzurike (48/63%) - $1,481,617
Alim McNeill (43/57%) - $932,579
Josh Woods: (43/57%) - $755,552
Derrick Barnes (35/46%) - $855,301

Outside of this list, you've got Michael Brockers making a hair over 3 million, but that's pretty much it. Everyone the Lions paid more than a cheap deal is on IR, and honestly it's astounding how well the defense has been playing the past few weeks with barely any high-level talent.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MAKING BAD POSTS.


Jerry Jacobs is good
Anzalone might be bad but I like his hair.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE



Illegal Hen

MJeff posted:

Jerry Jacobs is good
Anzalone might be bad but I like his hair.

My dyslexia read that as "Analzone" and thought, "That's unfortunate."

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001



get in the zone
Anal Zone

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002


He still loving sucks.

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

"I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I'll have to see the video or something. Someone show me the video."


Peak Kirk Cousins = Lining up under his right guard against the Niners.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...


Kirk's not the only reason they missed the playoffs but sitting out a must-win game with covid sure as gently caress didn't help. Don't be like Kirk, get vaccinated.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Is Kirk Cousins old Baker Mayfield or is Baker Mayfield young Kirk Cousins?

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020


I love Kirk and what he does for Minnesota! 4 more years!

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Kirios
Jan 25, 2010



We love dunking on Kirk Cousins, and he deserves a lot of it, but he's a much better quarterback than Baker Mayfield. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's not fair to ol' Kirk.

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