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Captain Hygiene posted:Would a gun wear pants like this, or like this? Already been asked. 
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Platystemon posted:Already been asked. 
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Platystemon posted:Already been asked. @ar15safespace is for irish freedom fighters right?
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Platystemon posted:Already been asked. Okay, I've held my tounge long enough. These AR accessories have gone too far.
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Carthag Tuek posted:@ar15safespace is for irish freedom fighters right? no that would be @AR18safespace
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Alaois posted:no that would be @AR18safespace drat
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Carthag Tuek posted:@ar15safespace is for irish freedom fighters right? @ar15safespace is run by libertarians
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But you repeat yourself.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Would a gun wear pants like this, or like this? I'm glad you're probated because it means you can't call me stupid or ugly  this is also a dumb post, idiot, stupid. fucker.
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HiroProtagonist posted:I'm glad you're probated because it means you can't call me stupid or ugly dont bring your saga thread love story in here
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HiroProtagonist posted:I'm glad you're probated because it means you can't call me stupid or ugly You know we're not supposed to sign our posts.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:You assume incorrectly Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Then correct me rear end in a top hat oldpainless posted:I’d like to read more of your gay pirate fanfic
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Platystemon posted:Already been asked. Both are incorrect; It would cover everything except the magazine, because the AR15 is a small-penis substitute for Libertarians and they love their tacticool reload actions so the magazine well would need to stay unimpeded. They'd have a separate Jeans-covered/wrapped magazine to complete the look.
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Alaois posted:no that would be @AR18safespace Tiocfaidh @ÁrLáSafespace
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Just imagine I'd covered the magazine like the lil donny ep of UCB that is ar-15 ownership
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Brawnfire posted:"So, you heard that angel last night?"
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Hedrigall posted:It’s Christmas, can we have some positive and heartwarming sagas and nothing about forums you don’t like or posting enemies oldpainless posted:I’ve got one and it actually happened around Christmas 4 years ago. I was married for 9 years and long story short the marriage fell apart and my wife left me on December 19th. I wasn’t close to my family but was extremely close with hers so I not only lost her but really the only family I had at that time. I immediately got super depressed and started drinking pretty much non stop and took some time off work and shut myself up in my new apartment because she got the house. I basically stayed in and drank and cried and wallowed in misery. I still posted on here and I have no idea how because I didn’t bring it up on here but someone must have sensed, if that’s possible through a screen, that I was seriously hosed up and basically drinking myself to death because I got a private message saying that I seemed different and they wanted to know if I was ok. I don’t really do private messages on here but I responded saying I was just going through a bad time and I guess the anonymity made it easier to open up because i just opened up and wrote this long rear end letter about everything and how I felt and how I never should have lost her and how loving bleak everything seemed and they wrote back like 5 minutes later so I guess they were waiting for me and i truly believe this poster helped me out more than they will ever know. I’ll copy and paste what they said and at the bottom put who it was because they still post here frequently and I never really thanked them for possibly saving my life
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 The forums definitely need a pope gimmick. PopeBenedictXVI posted:I happen to know from a close personal friend, in the utmost of highest positions, that I will still be shuffling around the Vatican muttering various racial and ethnical slurs until I condone the use of birth control. I will never do any such thing, so I may very well be immortal...
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 Douche Wolf 89 posted:When I was 6, I called my father into the drawing room for a tête-à-tête. "Surely" I began, stirring my cocoa, "you didn't expect me to believe that fable for long, did you?" He shrank into the corinthian, the uncomfortable silence punctuated by the creaking of leather. "You and Santa just happen to have the same shoe size?" His eyes scanned the room for exits. He would find none. Merry Christmas PYF
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Ho ho nooooo
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bloom posted:The other day I went up to a baseball player and said "jeez you are a big pussy" and a mod said "Calling a baseball player effeminate as an insult. User loses posting privileges for 1 day." sexpig by night posted:watching Sopranos and mourning the death of my favorite character Big P*ssy
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EorayMel posted:
They do, but not that one.
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 Do not use any catchphrases, memes, internet slang, or any other crap that makes you look like a 12-year old. Macai posted:If they're seriously going to ban me for my intelligent and on-point comment including a rage comic, it's more this forum's loss than it is mine. It's not like Something Awful is the only place on the Internet to talk politics. 
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EorayMel posted:
Shoulda quoted the whole post Macai posted:Might want to work on your understanding of the word "objectively," there, buddy. I understand having strong opinions, but thinking that your opinions are facts enters into retardation of creationist proportions. This was in response to someone calling the Violence Against Women Act an objectively good piece of legislation I love it, it's like purestrain 2012 peak Reddit brain
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vandalism posted:Some of you guys never held a fleshlight for your dad and have him yell at you when you couldn't aim it right and it really shows.
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Guns are called guns because in the 14th century there used to be a particularly impressive ballista in Windsor Castle called Domina Gunilda (Lady Gunnhilda), Gunnhildr being an old Norse name meaning "Battle-Battle". This was later shortened to Gun and applied more widely to early firearms which essentially means that guns are just called battles.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Guns are called guns because in the 14th century there used to be a particularly impressive ballista in Windsor Castle called Domina Gunilda (Lady Gunnhilda), Gunnhildr being an old Norse name meaning "Battle-Battle". This was later shortened to Gun and applied more widely to early firearms which essentially means that guns are just called battles. fun fact: the japanese word for army is "gun"
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It's also worth mentioning that the ballista was named after the wife of Sir John Baron Gunilda of Chiswick who payed for its construction. The rest is just a funny coincidence.
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Paladinus posted:It's also worth mentioning that the ballista was named after the wife of Sir John Baron Gunilda of Chiswick who payed for its construction. The rest is just a funny coincidence. and john was knighted for inventing the toilet
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:We hardly need to go that far back to find experiments that may have provided valuable data, but where the data acquired may not have been worth the questionable ethics of the experiment - for that, one need look no further than the Stanford Prison Experiment. That "valuable data" has, historically and scientifically, been completely worthless because the sociopaths doing it did not know or care about actually making scientific discoveries. E: how tf did i miss a whole page Improbable Lobster has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Dec 27, 2021 |
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cock hero flux posted:fun fact: the japanese word for army is "gun" and it's pronounced "goon"
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FreudianSlippers posted:Guns are called guns because in the 14th century there used to be a particularly impressive ballista in Windsor Castle called Domina Gunilda (Lady Gunnhilda), Gunnhildr being an old Norse name meaning "Battle-Battle". This was later shortened to Gun and applied more widely to early firearms which essentially means that guns are just called battles. oh, cool
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Blistex posted:Got a statuette of Iron Man at a work secret Santa. I have a very slight knowledge of the Marvel stuff, only watching the Ragnarok movie because the guy who did "What we do in the shadows" directed it. Anyway, I open it up in the staff room, and I put on my best, "oh wow, this looks like it was over the $20 budget. . . thanks whoever" act. Not two minutes after we were all done opening our stuff, this other teacher comes over and says how great that was, and that I was really lucky to have it because it's . . . blah, blah, blah, rare, and some special suit that was only in the comics, etc. It was obvious that he bought it for himself, and was not-so-subtly trying to get me to trade him it for the coffee mug and beans he received. I pretended to be oblivious, admitted that I was not that interested in it, wasn't likely to keep it, and probably give it to my nephew. He was getting pretty desperate when I finally left for home. I threw it on Kijiji and sold it for $50, so it was actually a pretty decent gift in that respect.
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Heath posted:Shoulda quoted the whole post
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Actually it's short for "Gundam"
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The Something Awful Forums Discussion Games Games › Duke Nukem Forever: A Game For Grown Ups.  Are you seriously bitching about "subjugation of women" in the Duke Nukem thread? Really?! Have you played any Duke Nukem game? Don't you know that Duke is a lover of women? Don't you know that the only loving reason he's back in our lives is because our babes have been abducted? If anything, you should be THANKING Duke for giving your life meaning and purpose.  Hootie Hoo posted:BLOW IT OUT YOUR rear end.
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Lucky for us Duke cancelled himself just by being a terrible video game
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Crain posted:A Haute Cuisine restaurant unveiling their new "Deconstructed childhood" dessert option, $4592.00, serves 4.
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EorayMel posted:The Something Awful Forums I really, really wish that thread was still around.
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Samovar posted:I really, really wish that thread was still around. if you want to go pick on duke nukem fans, go start a fight about how misogynistic he is in the early fps thread in retro games. there's still one absolute diehard duke fan in there who will defend him against the mildest insult
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