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CPColin posted:I did this once and my previous boss was SCANDALIZED lol. Came into my office, shut the door, and gravely informed me there would be "a gap" between my self-rating and the one they gave me. I desperately wanted to interrupt and say I didn't give a poo poo about either my self-eval or their boss-eval. "well boss, that's why we each are an individual. having an opinion is not a crime"
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Someone asked me to look into recording some mental health data yesterday and I found out that there's a diagnosis code for attempted suicide by trapping yourself in a refrigerator, T71.232A. 
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prior to 2016 I guess people didn't lock themselves in refrigerators
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Someone asked me to look into recording some mental health data yesterday and I found out that there's a diagnosis code for attempted suicide by attempting to trap yourself in a refrigerator, T71.232A. submit a support ticket to change the glyph next to the u.s. flag into a fridge emoji
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i don't know the last time I've even seen a locking fridge outside a restaurant
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cinci zoo sniper posted:for like a year i would come it work around 5:45-6:00, frequently having to wake up the security guard in the process to let me in. i would then get to enjoy like 3 hours of mostly empty office, shared by 1-2 fellow early rises arriving within an hour after me. and smugly gently caress off home at like 2pm
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why is self slf but death d/t
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very few things could get me to work that early. the earliest job I ever had was at 7:30 and it was so bad I had them make me a 2nd shift role
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that's 'due to' iirc
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jesus WEP posted:same, this was my routine pre covid and it ruled. cycling to work in zero traffic was very nice as well yeah it was great for my mood. decimated my somewhat online social life though, because most of my contacts are in earlier timezones, so i'd then go to bed when its 8pm for them
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This is the only day I am absolutely refusing to work before or past my "scheduled shift" 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:that's 'due to' iirc ok that would be more consistent i guess
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Truman Peyote posted:my girlfriend gets every third friday off. pretty sweet deal imo she told me she gets off every day xD
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:prior to 2016 I guess people didn't lock themselves in refrigerators Well yeah, because the CPR episode of Punky Brewster was fresh in our minds
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do i read that one correctly, _second_ instance of getting sucked into a jet engine?
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cinci zoo sniper posted:do i read that one correctly, _second_ instance of getting sucked into a jet engine? correct
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i mean i guess with your army and all that could be a thing happening. still lmao
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one of the few benefits of being contract is the company policy of not allowing contracters to have email or teams on their phone
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not like i look at it after 4 but still
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I'm sorry but the diagnosis is terminal
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I like to give myself every other friday off during the last few months of the year. Just a long enough gap between each for that "oh yeah, I'm done today and off tomorrow. Thanks, past self" feeling
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a lot of my friends in nyc get 'summer fridays' where they get fridays off/half-days in the summer. wtf is that.
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i try not to do any work on mondays and fridays just as a general principle.
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Mondays I try to do more "me time" work like making sure everything's updated, work on some tooling, little QoL improvements, that sort of thing.
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hbag posted:maybe if you wrote good posts i'd read 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eh this is an ok burn but there are too many question marks for a joke about exaggeration 7/10
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post hole digger posted:a lot of my friends in nyc get 'summer fridays' where they get fridays off/half-days in the summer. wtf is that. that’s not uncommon in europe. in latvia specifically many companies just have 6 hour fridays for the entire year
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post hole digger posted:i try not to do any work on mondays and fridays just as a general principle. same but also tuesday, wednesday, and thursday as well
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PokeJoe posted:Turn that poo poo on do not disturb and be a big annoying bitch when people ping through it yup. if anyone hasn't played with the new ios focus settings you need to get on that asap. all my work apps functionally disappear the moment it hits 5 PM. it's like they don't exist
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PIZZA.BAT posted:yup. if anyone hasn't played with the new ios focus settings you need to get on that asap. all my work apps functionally disappear the moment it hits 5 PM. it's like they don't exist same but instead of using focus, i just dont let work apps make notifications at all and only use them when i want them.
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if you put work poo poo on your phone you get what you deserve if you have a separate work phone, condolences
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Share Bear posted:if you put work poo poo on your phone you get what you deserve I just lose that poo poo until it's my on-call rotation
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when icd 10 came out all the various animal combinations were a big source of humor 
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Share Bear posted:if you put work poo poo on your phone you get what you deserve which phone lol yeah
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i have an XR for work and a 13promax for personal. i never use the latter. i charge it once a week. its gorgeous and i use it for space night pics and uhhhhhh thats it
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i have a iphone 8 for home and a pixel 5 or 6 or smth for work. every so often i get an email that says "update your phone or it will lose corp access" so i do that. happened today. then i turn it off and put it in the drawer until i need to make a cell hotspot for work stuff i have chat and email (separate client from the one i use for personal stuff) on my personal phone. i only use it when i want to upload a pic of my dog or kid to chat tho lol
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Truman Peyote posted:my girlfriend gets every third friday off. pretty sweet deal imo Yeah I do a 4 day work week and it owns. flexitime so i just say in advance which days im not working  only 24 hours a week, too. im living the dream 
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