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Invisible Clergy posted:
Caught between an unreliable narrator and potentially rear end in a top hat CYA grifter mechanics The only winning move is not to play Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for uninviting my stepdad from my wedding so my brothers could come? You hosed up OP. If you have a stable loving relationship with your step-dad and he's paying for your poo poo and there's no nefarious poo poo like abuse or cheating then you definitely didn't need to prioritize your shithead brothers
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teen witch posted:And spice must be harder to avoid, especially if you haven’t been exposed to it at a younger age. But it’s one thing to not like something (or not tolerate it well), it’s another to sabotage another’s enjoyment of it. As someone who's allergic to peppers, they're really loving difficult to avoid, especially once you start reacting to small enough amounts of them that you have to stop eating any processed food that just says "spices" on the ingredients list. A ton of restaurants also won't list them on the menu if it's a small amount that doesn't make the food taste "spicy." I used to try to just order carefully so I wouldn't inconvenience the kitchen, but between the stealth peppers in so many things and the fact that my reactions have gotten worse, now I check in with the server to make sure there won't be surprise chili flakes in the marinara or a bunch of paprika on everything. But even with all that, it's pretty easy for me to duck out on events with pepper-heavy food, to eat in advance, or to fill up on rice or bread or something instead of demanding that everyone else's lives revolve around me. I do find it funny that back before my allergy became noticeable, my lifelong spice aversion was sometimes treated like a moral failing, and now when I say I'm allergic those kinds of folks act like that's a tragedy instead. Apparently the first time I got a rash I went from being a huge picky baby to a pitiable victim of fate.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 16:44 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my gf psychotic for believing her dolls were alive? "Hi, I see you're excited about remembering a joyful, harmless part of your childhood so I'm here to explain how you were actually a monster. Then, I'll post about it on the Internet in such a manner as to imply something completely different than the actual situation."
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my gf psychotic for believing her dolls were alive? I went to some hot chick's place and she told me about how her good friend died recently and she said she knows that their friend is a ghost now talking to her and that was enough for me to leave instead of trying to seal the deal. I could see how 'pretending they were alive' could freak the dude out, but jesus give it time to make a decision on whether or not she's psychotic.
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Doctor Butts posted:I went to some hot chick's place and she told me about how her good friend died recently and she said she knows that their friend is a ghost now talking to her and that was enough for me to leave instead of trying to seal the deal. Which Pixar movie led her to believe that?
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Doctor Butts posted:I could see how 'pretending they were alive' could freak the dude out *runs screaming out of daycare* help get me out of this madhouse!!!
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Fatkraken posted:r/relationships: I asked her when she was letting them Move in she hung up This would be a drat good thread title. Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my gf psychotic for believing her dolls were alive? I guarentee he said this with a straight face and a tone of voice with zero mirth in it. loving lol at a guy that hears his gf talk about how she used her imagination when she was a kid and thought "This bitch is crazy." He sure sounds like a fun guy to be around.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 16:57 |
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Some kids have a vivid imagination. Imaginary friends are routine, not psychotic. Thinking your toys are alive? Also totally within the normal range of behaviors. AITA for letting my family borrow things my daughter no longer uses? quote:So I (M40) and my wife (F38) have 2 daughters (19F) and (2F). I'm glad the dad is doing the right thing, but what an awful childhood he must have had where "sharing" meant "things were given away".
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Lemniscate Blue posted:TL;DR: I have had enough of my stepdaughter so I moved back to my parents with my son. I’m also 8w pregnant and I don’t know know what to do jazzyhattrick posted:What do you even do if your kid is just an irredeemable piece of poo poo? Stick them them a cheap boarding school until you can cut contact when they turn 18? I feel bad for the people whose story is like "My relative died, I'm raising their kids, and they're irreparably damaged" My question is, what do you do as the father in this situation? How do you live with being such a massive failure that your daughter is attacking people and setting poo poo on fire, and your wife divorces you and aborts a planned pregnancy to save an unborn child from you failing them as a parent, too?
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Halloween Jack posted:My question is, what do you do as the father in this situation? How do you live with being such a massive failure that your daughter is attacking people and setting poo poo on fire, and your wife divorces you and aborts a planned pregnancy to save an unborn child from you failing them as a parent, too? get into politics
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for refusing to pay for mechanic to tighten my wheel? https://youtu.be/PI0hoBZ-xo4
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limp_cheese posted:I guarentee he said this with a straight face and a tone of voice with zero mirth in it. loving lol at a guy that hears his gf talk about how she used her imagination when she was a kid and thought "This bitch is crazy." He sure sounds like a fun guy to be around. 100% it's because she is experiencing a positive emotion that has nothing to do with him.
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teen witch posted:I swear we know the same guy. Ah, sick! I remember when Salmiakki Hate Crime opened for Moonsorrow.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:They didn't start making ritos with cocaine dusting or anything like that, right? For real I can't have salted doritos in my house or I'll be likely to eat them all in one sitting. Actual cocaine would last longer.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 17:23 |
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I'm like that with pistachios, I will sit there and eat them as fast as I can shell them until they're all gone
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm like that with pistachios, I will sit there and eat them as fast as I can shell them until they're all gone you fucker thanks for reminding of the bag over here
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Brawnfire posted:It's definitely gotten insane, much like every tradition around weddings and childbirth. The original idea as I understand it was feeding each other cake and "oh lol that got messy let's kiss now" I'm trying to imagine how Jewish weddings would go if we had this mentality. Wine glass? Pfft... ten wine glasses! The groom breaking them with his foot? How about some DYNAMITE instead?!!?
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Halloween Jack posted:My question is, what do you do as the father in this situation? How do you live with being such a massive failure that your daughter is attacking people and setting poo poo on fire, and your wife divorces you and aborts a planned pregnancy to save an unborn child from you failing them as a parent, too? Tell psycho daughter that she's dead to you, relinquish all parental rights, beg wife not to have the abortion and take you back.
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jazzyhattrick posted:Tell psycho daughter that she's dead to you, relinquish all parental rights, beg wife not to have the abortion and take you back. lol who'd take back a guy who did that to their child
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mediaphage posted:lol who'd take back a guy who did that to their child Somebody who's seen said child's behaviour first hand and knows she deserves it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 17:34 |
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His behavior contributed to her becoming this way in the first place. What reason is there to think that, even if he happens to do this, he won't mess up her one existing kid more than he already has, and the potential new one also?
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I'm just glad the woman had the sanity to get an abortion.
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Halloween Jack posted:
Invent a time machine, go back and try to be less of be a complete failure as a dad and husband.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 17:42 |
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That's kinda what you expect a kid to do when you emotionally neglect them and repeatedly tell them they are unwanted and then abandon them. They're going to lash out and resent their relatives who get treated better than them. Hopefully the grandparents are nice.
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 17:44 |
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teen witch posted:
AITA for badly reacting to my house being rearranged? quote:Before you come at me hear me out. Obligatory throwaway account in case this gets seen. What do you mean you can't change it back? quote:he's filled the empty spaces with furniture that I can't lift or move so I have to keep it the way he put it. he bought a whole second TV cabinet so I can't put things back. Someone needs a loving hammer. Take it to the tv cabinet then the ex.
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"Is your child rotten? Throw it away, you can always get another. That is enough. Do not go on and say, 'Why did this child for whom I was responsible grow to resent this world?'" - Marcus Aurelius
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AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke?quote:My gf of 5 years, Clara (25F), and I (26M) both attend the same university. I’m finishing up the final parts of my STEM BSc (computer science, working on mobile application development), and she’s in the 3rd year of studying for a doctorate in a Humanities and will get her Phd in Sept. It’s a university city so politically active and Clara is active there, does a lot of organising, demos and protests etc: FYI we align the same politically so this isn’t an issue, I’m describing what she does.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke?
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Hughlander posted:Something great about this one that came out in the comments... Christmas present was a rock. Just a rock found on the ground. loving after my daughter was born, my wife went back to work during her industry's busy season which required 60-80 weeks. I was just starting my postdoc at similar hours. Her mom came out under the guise of "helping" out. Bitch completely rearranged the drawers in my kitchen so they "made better sense". loving narcissistic rear end in a top hat. I couldn't find anything for months
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*fuming* "You... 'got rid of' the junk drawer?!? EVERY HOME NEEDS A JUNK DRAWER"
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke?
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Soylent Pudding posted:I accept that Im an rear end in a top hat, not because of all your abuse but because of the kind of people agreeing with me.
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I read the title, thinking that it was gonna be "she's not a supermodel and you're an idiot for reminding her" and he managed to make it so much worse. "The Other Guys" is a comedy, dude, not an instruction manual.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:It is such a shame that this sentence is too long for a thread title. How about : I accept that Im an rear end in a top hat...because of the kind of people agreeing with me
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Brawnfire posted:*fuming* "You... 'got rid of' the junk drawer?!? EVERY HOME NEEDS A JUNK DRAWER"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm trying to imagine how Jewish weddings would go if we had this mentality. Wine glass? Pfft... ten wine glasses! The groom breaking them with his foot? How about some DYNAMITE instead?!!? Mazel tov? More like Molotov! *sets everything on fire*
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CannonFodder posted:Mazel tov? More like Molotov! Groom looks around at the his screaming guests, burning chuppah, fleeing Rabbi. "Ma.. lo tov?"
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke?
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# ? Jan 14, 2022 18:44 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for calling my academic girlfriend a trophy wife as a joke? Oh, I guess that makes it ok to not put a stop to people believing your gf is an empty headed gently caress doll accessory. That totally shows you respect her and don't secretly agree with them. Alternatively this guy is such a weenie that he's scared of what underclassman might think of him. If so loving lol that this guy was being bullied for having a hot girlfriend by people who might still be mentally teenagers. They could also be trying to break them up so they can take their chance with her, which he dived headfirst into. If she doesn't leave him over this it'll happen again, guaranteed.
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first she decides to get a phd in history, and then shes dating this guy, talk about a series of terrible decisions
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