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Sagebrush posted:Cls: helped my landlords fix their kitchen cabinet doors and now I'm drunk on vodka and raw garlic again this sounds both hilarious and sweet 
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Pile Of Garbage posted:cjs: working on a saturday doing some stupid cisco ucs/hyperflex + vmware upgrade. predictably it failed so now in a webex with cisco tac. good thing i'm being paid over time for this!!! not a big fan of vmware, but their cloud SAN was an interesting move. i still despise vsphere
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dioxazine posted:not a big fan of vmware, but their cloud SAN was an interesting move. i still despise vsphere cloud SAN? you mean VMC? that's literally just "vmware but we run it on AWS for you lol"
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also i just owned myself and hosed the entire environment by rebooting the wrong host. see i assumed that ESXi host host2 would be on UCS server rack-unit-2. turns out i can go gently caress myself because it's setup like this:pre:rack-unit-1 -> host1 rack-unit-2 -> host3 rack-unit-3 -> host2 
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Pile Of Garbage posted:also i just owned myself and hosed the entire environment by rebooting the wrong host. see i assumed that ESXi host host2 would be on UCS server rack-unit-2. turns out i can go gently caress myself because it's setup like this: sever
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oh yeah im leaving this customer in the next month
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The Fool posted:I like celery but it makes my mouth fuzzy What
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cls: stupid steam pipes keep hissing and clanking just enough that i keep worrying that there are mice making noises in the other room 
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Asleep Style posted:when I was an intern in a factory another intern dropped his first gen iphone in a bucket of beef tallow. it clogged up the microphone and speaker real good lol
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Pile Of Garbage posted:also i just owned myself and hosed the entire environment by rebooting the wrong host. see i assumed that ESXi host host2 would be on UCS server rack-unit-2. turns out i can go gently caress myself because it's setup like this: lmao rip
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Pile Of Garbage posted:
at my lab there’s a bank of vacuum gate valves controlled by a power strip with switches for each outlet. the power strip was labeled with big numbers 1 through 8 and the valves are numbered V1, V2 etc. but like V4 is plugged into slot #6 or whatever so i have to try to read the tiny labels on the power cord to figure out which is which. we’re just begging for someone at some point to pop the wrong valve and destroy our vacuum pumps.
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Eeyo posted:at my lab there’s a bank of vacuum gate valves controlled by a power strip with switches for each outlet. the power strip was labeled with big numbers 1 through 8 and the valves are numbered V1, V2 etc. but like V4 is plugged into slot #6 or whatever so i have to try to read the tiny labels on the power cord to figure out which is which. have you considered fixing this
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Nomnom Cookie posted:have you considered fixing this seems antithetical to cjs tbh
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This is where we come to complain about tech, not to fix it. you fool, you imbecile 
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alexandriao posted:This is where we come to complain about tech, not to fix it. you fool, you imbecile alright fair thats a good point. i retract my previous comment and replace it with make sure to get video when the fng messes with the power strip the first time
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prefect posted:this sounds both hilarious and sweet Just sitting there with a water glass full of vodka and an entire head of garlic, peeling the cloves with a knife and eating them raw. Old man: "Do you eat garlic? I eat every day in morning." Old lady: "yes, they say is very healthy. But he smell until the night" He ate at least a dozen cloves, but she only let him drink two glasses of vodka, which he scoffed at. "Before I forty this no problem. One bottle for me is nothing." Also apparently Leningrad is a much nicer city than San Francisco, because it doesn't have graffiti or kids on skateboards
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Sagebrush posted:Also apparently Leningrad is a much nicer city than San Francisco, because it doesn't have graffiti or kids on skateboards 
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Sagebrush posted:Just sitting there with a water glass full of vodka and an entire head of garlic, peeling the cloves with a knife and eating them raw. they’d be disappointed with st. petersburg then
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cinci zoo sniper posted:they’d be disappointed with st. petersburg then He was vaguely aware that it's no longer called Leningrad but honestly I do think it's a better name then St Petersburg The best city in the world is Odessa, though, where 10 generations of his family lived
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one time I wandered into some Russian cultural event in Seattle randomly. i think I saw a sign for free food and tea 🤔. Anyway they had some stuff for sale too and I found a guy selling vodka he infused with things like peppercorns and he'd give you a shot with a slice of bread and some kind of cheap caviar for $2. It was cool
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Sagebrush posted:Also apparently Leningrad is a much nicer city than San Francisco, because it doesn't have graffiti or kids on skateboards the leningrad part gives it away, but he, uh, hasn't been there in a really long time. there's so much graffiti that the city now has a street art museum The_Franz fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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Sagebrush posted:He was vaguely aware that it's no longer called Leningrad but honestly I do think it's a better name then St Petersburg odessa is legit, kind of like soviet miami
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Pile Of Garbage posted:cloud SAN? you mean VMC? that's literally just "vmware but we run it on AWS for you lol" yeah! that's why it was an interesting move.
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kind of annoyed i got doxxed on nextdoor publicly https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1482380912612372481
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they have a legal time limit on idling their car?
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literally every winter driver in this state would run afoul of something like that
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i was gonna get out of bed, but then poodle jones jumped in with me so i'll stay here and pet him and listen to audio books a bit more
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cls sobbing over this video of a tiny tiny donkey https://youtu.be/MIQKlHSD89E
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the apartment complex near where i live always has cars idling in the morning in the street parking areas. you are an absolute fool if you get your car stolen that way
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aeflux posted:the apartment complex near where i live always has cars idling in the morning in the street parking areas. you are an absolute fool if you get your car stolen that way My new car has remote start and you've got to bring the keyfob into the car and press the starter button before it'll shift out of park. Maybe they're like that?
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cls https://imgur.com/pWEb7vB.mp4
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The Fool posted:they have a legal time limit on idling their car? The law states that a car cannot be idling more than 5 minutes unless it is being serviced or it is being used to deliver or accept goods where engine assisted power is necessary. If someone is caught, they can be levied with a $100 fine for the first offense and up to $500 for subsequent offenses. i guess cars got good enough at starting that they didn't need as much time to warm up, so they outlawed going too long. motor oil used to take a while to warm up and get all circulating
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prefect posted:The law states that a car cannot be idling more than 5 minutes unless it is being serviced or it is being used to deliver or accept goods where engine assisted power is necessary. If someone is caught, they can be levied with a $100 fine for the first offense and up to $500 for subsequent offenses. starting a car with a carburetor and driving it cold was a good way to stall in the middle of the street if you were a little too heavy on the gas pedal. in high school i would start the car, get to the main road and, in spite of letting it warm up for a few minutes before setting out, it would occasionally stall when i gave it some gas to pull into traffic, which meant putting it in neutral, starting it back up, and throwing it into drive while flooring it to try and get the hell out of the way of oncoming traffic old cars suck
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The_Franz posted:old cars suck Ya, they own. Only source of heat to defrost the windshield is the engine? Hope you like sitting around in fast-idle! I'm so glad I live in a place where I don't need to change oil weights with the seasons, scrape ice, etc. I'd probably have given up on my old car by now, if I did. Also, living here means I can go to the farmers' market and buy several pounds of celery for $2.50, year-round, which is also pretty sweet.
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When I was a little kid my dad had an old Saab with a two-stroke engine and a manual choke. It sounded and smelled like a chainsaw
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Sagebrush posted:When I was a little kid my dad had an old Saab with a two-stroke engine and a manual choke. It sounded and smelled like a chainsaw old saabs were a thing of beauty, at the time
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