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Hon hon hon we actual-lee have zee very rich heestory and culture but all ze people reemember iz zat we surrendered one time, our baguettes and qua-ssants, and our long cigarette holders. Oui oui!!!
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Some french stereotypes are so bad that they're indistinguishable from bad homosexual stereotypes.
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Jan 18, 2022 16:46
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Hello I'm French how are you?
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Yaldabaoth posted:Some french stereotypes are so bad that they're indistinguishable from bad homosexual stereotypes. Honh honh honh je suis homosexuel
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Big Beef City posted:Hello I'm French how are you? also French and very smelly, thanks for asking
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Jan 18, 2022 16:51
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*fucks*
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Big Beef City posted:Hello I'm French how are you? Hi French, I'm Dad.
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Jan 18, 2022 16:52
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*Waves a white flag*
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i…. Hate… HUGUENOTS!
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Jan 18, 2022 16:54
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mamma mia
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I bathe in piss to attract the ladies.... and I'm not even French 
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Jan 18, 2022 16:56
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Bonjour, ai weel get very peessed off eef you try to speak French, but also eef you do not.
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Katamari Democracy posted:*Waves a white flag* Raising the tricolour over a barricade with my titties hanging out.
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I am actually about to eat a croissant irl, so this thread is quite well-timed
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Jan 18, 2022 16:58
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:i…. Hate… HUGUENOTS! Check out this pig’s huguenots
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Jan 18, 2022 16:59
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*playing cs:go while eating ortolan flavored doritos* zut alors! zis guy is 'ackeeng!
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Jan 18, 2022 17:00
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ze accent is noticeable, oui, but zat is to be expected, for ah 'ave lurnt a new tongue een ma adulthood
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Jan 18, 2022 17:05
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I swear a striped shirt and a beret everywhere I go
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Jan 18, 2022 17:21
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*is a talking candleabra voiced by Jerry Orbach*
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chasing my first baguette of the day with a narrow cigarette from the balcony of my tiny 8th floor apartment in the eiffel tower. a cool breeze gently rustles the small red scarf around my neck, occasionally snagging on the fabric of my tight striped shirt. the din of hon-hons from the street below barely registers as i ponder my reflection in the wine glass. my mustache not thin enough, this won't do. i'll need to touch it up before the disco tonight.
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Jan 18, 2022 17:28
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Big Beef City posted:Hello I'm French how are you? nothing, what's a French with you?
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Jan 18, 2022 17:34
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*waving my arm broadly at a crowd of french canadians,* zut alors
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"Zere should be no meeneemum age of consahnt. Ze cheeldren, zey should gently caress 'oo zey like!" — the entire French intellectual and artistic establishment
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<sticks dick in tiny guillotine>
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Jan 18, 2022 17:46
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hon hon, oui oui.
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ah haw haw haw, which way to ze kids *twirls mustache*
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*waves arm broadly at a group of spaniards,* zut alors
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I refuse to post because I'm on strike
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ze accent is noticeable, oui, but zat is to be expected, for ah 'ave lurnt a new tongue een ma adulthood Oui , bute ze stripe-ed shirt and ze beret, zose are mah own choice!
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Okay the first five republics didn't quite work out but this time we got it right for sure!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
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La Maison du Chien d’Oobie honh honh honh
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:L'aison du hien Oobie honh honh honh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGSNxkCIln0&t=68s
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go away or i shall taunt you a second time!!!!!
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bonjour
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Bonsoir je suis a French
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mods, please add some nice french accordion background music to this thread
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