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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

barnold posted:

imagine pissing out your freakin rear end!!

So like... food poisoning?

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nut

barnold posted:

imagine pissing out your freakin rear end!!

isn't this how it work for women?

nut

sorry i googled it and it's not women that do that, it's birds

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen

nut posted:

sorry i googled it and it's not women that do that, it's birds

My mated birds tongued each others cloaca...

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The attic that was walled up decades ago before you moved in and didn't know about.

NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
If you get really backed up with too much piss then the piss could come out of urea
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:dadjoke:

I'll get my coat

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


maybe this would be a good use for knees??? they've always seemed kind of useless to me


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Europe


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


biosterous




maple syrup barrels that you are attempting to smuggle across the border



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gallery of sigs


he/him

Twenty Four


nut posted:

sorry i googled it and it's not women that do that, it's birds

Common mistake, easy to confuse the two. I knew this guy Travis who dated a bird for 2 years before he realized his mistake. The whole "where they pee from" had him confused too.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
What if your kidneys started filtering urine backwards in time? you would be pissing fluids that you hadn't drank yet. Then one day you would piss blood, and then...embalming fluid. That would have been a great episode of Tales from the Crypt.

nut

Christmas crackers

Manifisto


congress, as the foot of mecha karl marx is descending upon their fragile skulls


ty nesamdoom!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
fortune cookies



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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
ghostbuster backpack thing



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nut

maybe faucets so people in those facebook groups have an easier time harvesting it to drink and rub on they face

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


containers of beer that say 'IPA' on them


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


baka of lathspell

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

containers of beer that say 'IPA' on them

International Piss Agency


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
imagine if you could pee out a stream of piss and then lots of other streams of piss emitted from that stream perpendicular to the surface of the initial piss stream



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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
pinata

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

peenata



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google THIS

Dr. Honked posted:

imagine if you could pee out a stream of piss and then lots of other streams of piss emitted from that stream perpendicular to the surface of the initial piss stream

A nice Micturbrot set

alexandriao


askin the doc to pipe my urethra up to my finger

no reason specifically i just think itd be cool. just dont get piss finger confused with pepsi finger :supaburn:

Twenty Four


Dr. Honked posted:

fortune cookies

Dr. Honked posted:

ghostbuster backpack thing

lol

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

containers of beer that say 'IPA' on them

Already real, somewhere a magic genie says you have two wishes left

nut

Spider-Man’s wrists

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

nut posted:

Spider-Man’s wrists

he'd be Piss Man then. Bitten by a radioactive piss, Peter Parker acquires piss powers and fights crime. with piss



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google THIS

Dr. Honked posted:

he'd be Piss Man then. Bitten by a radioactive piss, Peter Parker acquires piss powers and fights crime. with piss

J. Jonah Jameson's constant demands for pictures just got a lot creepier

Chrs

imagine if the toilet pissed.

nut

Chrs posted:

imagine if the toilet pissed.

I’m imagining and I’m liking

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Chrs posted:

imagine if the toilet pissed.

preposterous



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nut

gender reveal cake

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

nut posted:

gender reveal cake

YESSS



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


the balls, wjere piss is stored


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


google THIS

water balloons

water slides

squirt guns

water parks

canoe liveries

beaches

marinas



It's time to put the watersports back in watersports

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
clown shoes



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
camel humps

nut

the log flume

google THIS

An ant?

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

It's crazy enough that it might just work



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