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These Possums moved in to my precious Trees and I need those Trees They mock me from the branches of my Trees. Why do they do this? Please Help Me to rid myself of this Plague Of Tree Possum's. Help. Help. Help. Oh no. There they go. Again.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:01 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:03 |
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fire would probably work
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:04 |
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Nooner posted:fire would probably work Not Empty Quoting but this is my exact immediate thought. Be careful of giant ealgles, just in case.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:05 |
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if you hit yourself in the head and scream they will leave
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:05 |
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White people are weird
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:06 |
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Throw rocks at them while yelling "Hey! Get out of my trees you drat possums!"
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:06 |
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kill then and eat their bodies
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:06 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:White people are weird Everybody is weird when your strange.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:07 |
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Put them in the trash where they belong they love it
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:08 |
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did you try asking them? but what do I know
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:09 |
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OP - I regret to inform you that, as well as possums, there seems to be a flock of watermarks in your trees as well.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:09 |
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DrPossum posted:did you try asking them? but what do I know *throwing rocks* Hey! Get out of those guy's trees! You god damned possum!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:13 |
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Dial A For Awesome posted:OP - I regret to inform you that, as well as possums, there seems to be a flock of watermarks in your trees as well. Oh no is that a big problem? I am planning on selling the Leaves of my Trees in Fall and I can't Afford Another Setback Like ThisIJustCanNot
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:14 |
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A .22 will do it. Or a havahart with a White Claw in it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:16 |
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*Hiss*
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:17 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*throwing rocks* :V
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:24 |
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Those aren't possums those are muskrats.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:40 |
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They're likely more afraid of you than you are of them.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:45 |
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I think those are oppossums, not possums.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:48 |
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You are going to want to keep the first half and domesticate them.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:49 |
Offer yourself as a virgin sacrifice
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:50 |
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sling shot frozen berries at them
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:50 |
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are they stealing your puckins?
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:52 |
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Introduce a law that permits you to sleep with their women.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 02:59 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:08 |
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Wendigee posted:are they stealing your puckins? puckins don't grow in trees, idiot although I agree that this is a job for TFR
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:12 |
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I'm sure there's a few Kiwi goons who can give you advice. The advice will be 'Beat them with sticks and sell their skins'.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:13 |
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This isn't a DIY project, OP. You need to get a professional! https://i.imgur.com/K4j5UwD.mp4
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:15 |
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there is no tree
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:18 |
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do u kniow any bears ? even just a small juvenile black
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:41 |
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Sid Vicious posted:kill then and eat their bodies you must eat their hearts, then their tree perching powers will be yours
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:46 |
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Play ambient supermarket muzak near your trees. Gets rid of possums just fine, but maybe attracts raccoons.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:49 |
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build one of those rock gardens, with like the sand pit they can zenly rake. they'll flock to that. then you go around and conk them on the head with a Tibetan singing bowl mallet. bing bang boom guys in image 6-8 are named jakob whisper their name quietly at night and they'll yoga crawl to you, for orders and directions. nut posted:How about you let them be and let nature be nature typical mod behaviour to wanna always change everything for no reason the poop and pee all over the gorgeous trees. they shall now be allowed blight rhino fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jan 20, 2022 |
# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:56 |
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How about you let them be and let nature be nature typical mod behaviour to wanna always change everything for no reason
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:57 |
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We have to make our possum enclosure really secure because those drat chickens keep breaking in and killing them in the night
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:02 |
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LuckyCat posted:We have to make our possum enclosure really secure because those drat chickens keep breaking in and killing them in the night Those things are a freaking menace!!!
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:13 |
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Trees are cool
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:10 |
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If you can’t beat em join em
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:22 |
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You gotta find the Opossums OP.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:23 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:If you can’t beat em join em They bring to hand their dirty detritus to brandish at me, should I dare to stray too closely to their newly held arborous fiefdom. It shames me to say that I can draw no nearer than shouting distance.
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# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:26 |