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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TontoCorazon posted:

Please check again, we don't need any discrepancies

Yep, it was definitely my penis. Might check a few more times today, just to be on the safe side.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Yep, it was definitely my penis. Might check a few more times today, just to be on the safe side.

Thanks, I'll update my report.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

It was the first time I watched a man die.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Reiche posted:



I think it was the eyepatch what did it for me

Finally, someone else who understands

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I don't remember my first boner but I remember in 3rd grade sliding down those playground double sliding poles and getting a real nice funny feeling on my dick so that was cool.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
My first boner was an erection, OP

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Captain Splendid posted:

My first boner was an erection, OP

Mine was a tube sock full of creamed corn

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Mine was a dick boner

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Emmanuel on Cinemax fuckin duh

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


2nd grade math quiz

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

nuketulsa posted:

Emmanuel on Cinemax fuckin duh

:same:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
I was like three or four and my mother was taking us to a Boy Scout event. I was in one of those Red Flyer wagons and we had a pie for the back sale. I started fussing and rocked the wagon back and forth until it fell over, smashing the pie on the ground.

Boy am I still embarrassed when they bring that up.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Gwen Stefani on the cover of Tragic Kingdom for sure

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Gwen Stefani in the music video for Don't Speak

edit: woah

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The redhead Tom Hanks should have been with instead of Tawny Kitean in Batchelor Party.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Jenny McCarthy most likely.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
My first boner was my dick, OP. Same as my last, and at least a plurality of the ones in between.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

My first boner was when blood rushed to my penis, op

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Fetuses random get boners in the womb. Babies get boners. You don't remember your actual first. Fyi

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Fetuses random get boners in the womb. Babies get boners. You don't remember your actual first. Fyi

Whatever you say wikipenis

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
reminisces an erection :corsair:

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
watching Marsha Brady on a black and white Zenith TV

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the new dick van dyke episodes have all of my bags of popcorn

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I don't know about my first, but my most surprising was Sally Field thanks to this awful community.

Life before SA I'd only ever known Sally Field as the angry mom from Mrs. Doubtfire. Then someone posted this....

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Ripley coming out of hypersleep in Aliens.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
What is a boner?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

TontoCorazon posted:

Whatever you say wikipenis

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Had my first boner in your mother's womb, OP

Yeah that's right we're siblings

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
idk probbably the grimace

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Mr. Crow posted:

What is a boner?

A miserable rod of secrets???

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

It was Carla from Kidd Video.





She sang, she played drums, and she was brown like me. "Ay, ay, ay."

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