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I remember seeing those pants, and aside from thinking they were a bit impractical with all the doodads hanging off them, I had no idea that they were also a kink/lifestyle indicator. Learn something new every day. But then again, there are so many things that can be a subtle (or not so subtle?) signal that sometimes you can trip over it. I was at a conference and at the booth where you picked up your nametag lanyard there was a big selection of different flags that you could attach to your nametag. Lots of things like what kind of product you worked with, or your specific technical expertise, but also some other ones like your board game preference or whether or not you liked video games. And a few that in retrospect were obviously lifestyle tags, like "Unicorn" and a rainbow flag. It was quite a while ago, so that kind of thing wasn't as common knowledge. Relatively young, innocent cinnamon bun me, I like rainbows so I picked up the rainbow flag (I might have picked up the unicorn too? I don't remember) because it's bright and colorful and I'm bright and colorful! And it didn't even affect my conference experience because I was there for work and focused on the technical classes, professional networking, and presenting my publication. If anyone saw that stuff and had wanted to interact on that level, I was too oblivious to recall any interaction like that. It wasn't until years later that I realized that I had probably made a faux pas. hell yeah, story snipe
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what's the unicorn mean other than 'i like unicorns'?
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Feb 9, 2022 18:27
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I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't just an appreciation for sword-headed ponies
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Achmed Jones posted:what's the unicorn mean other than 'i like unicorns'? I've heard it used as "Bisexual girl willing to have a threesome with both halves of a het couple", but I feel like a professional con wouldn't have that as a ribbon.
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Feb 9, 2022 18:32
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Achmed Jones posted:what's the unicorn mean other than 'i like unicorns'? in certain circles it's slang for "a single woman who's cool being a no strings attached threeway hookup for a M/F couple" (because they are rare and mythical creatures)
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Feb 9, 2022 18:33
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Achmed Jones posted:what's the unicorn mean other than 'i like unicorns'? it means "don't gently caress with me" 
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Feb 9, 2022 18:35
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Neito posted:I've heard it used as "Bisexual girl willing to have a threesome with both halves of a het couple", but I feel like a professional con wouldn't have that as a ribbon. I known bi women who proudly claim to be a unicorn. I also know bi people who think it's an objectifying slur. I didn't know the second bit until I really pissed a friend off casually referring to my other friend as a unicorn. (The conversation topic was already about poly stuff so it wasn't a complete non sequitur)
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Feb 9, 2022 18:38
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I was born a unicorn I missed the ark but I could've sworn you'd wait for me I was born a unicorn I could've sworn you believed in me. Then how come all the other unicorns are dead?
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Feb 9, 2022 18:46
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In my mind "unicorn" is associated with stupid startup culture bullshit.
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Feb 9, 2022 18:48
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my husband he cared more about his bathroom time then his own his own kid? UPDATE: quote:Okay so this is my UPDATE. Mods can you please pin this so people actually see it? I suspect it’ll get buried.
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Feb 9, 2022 18:49
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Hughlander posted:UPDATE: what the hell was he jackin' it to
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Feb 9, 2022 18:52
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So he was 100% looking at weird porn then, right?
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big time I can't even imagine the kind of depraved porn a ~very Christian~ dude would spend hours watching
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DemoneeHo posted:it means "don't gently caress with me" https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ Tldr, trans sanctuary in Colorado gets threatened by white supremacists, decided to arm up. White supremacists no longer gently caress with them Oddly enough I am actually rocking their shirt right now which features a unicorn
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He apparently went through two toilet paper rolls a day whacking it. How was his dick not hamburger?
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Hughlander posted:UPDATE: So you're saying he wasn't some sort of superhero trying desperately to hide his secret life of fighting crime and solving problems down in the sewers
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Feb 9, 2022 18:57
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To be spending at least 2.5 hours a day in the bathroom, I don't think he's just jerking off. Like, there are also sex toys and/or drugs involved.
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Feb 9, 2022 19:00
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Maybe he was just hella depressed like everyone else. Please, shower drain, teach me your wisdom!!
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Bathroom dad sounds like a piece of poo poo. Maybe it's child porn. Or he has something like IBS and won't tell his wife or get treatment and he's just a loving jerk all around.
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teen witch posted:Be smart about this kink derail or it’s the St. Andrew’s for the lot of you Schoolboys in Disgrace is a really underrated album even if it’s from their rock opera era. 
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AITA for not telling my coworkers that I'm polyamorous and laughing at them?quote:I (32F) am in a poly relationship with Ruby, my GF of 11 years and Louie, my BF of 10 years. The three of us all date each other and are 'closed off' to dating anyone outside of our current relationship. I never mentioned this to my coworkers because I never cared to, I don't tend to talk about my life while at work. A few weeks ago my coworker Ken, who was aware I had a boyfriend, saw me making out with Ruby at a bar and took some pictures. He, apparently, started telling everyone that I was cheating on Louie and showed the pictures of Ruby and I. I had noticed that some people were giving me the cold shoulder but I just figured it was something to do with my recent promotion. Man I hate stupid pointless office drama... Wait what's that? UPDATE: quote:I just got home so here's an update of what's happened so far. Yesterday a few of my coworkers saw my post and decided to let me know he had been showing them more pictures than the ones I saw. A coworker in IT who was working last night read it and looked in his company computer for any possible pictures and.... there were a lot. When I talked to HR this morning they were aware of both issues as IT had alerted them when they found the pictures and sent them a link to my post and my friend who works here had also told HR the day it happened even though I had told her originally not to worry about it but they couldn't do anything until I made a report, the pictures obviously changed that. Ken was definitely stalking me. He was immediately fired and we ended up having to get police involved because it was determined that I was in immediate danger. I do have a temporary restraining order before the court date but he is currently with the police. HR had me go home early today and honestly I'm exhausted. A lot more stuff is happening right now but some of it I can't talk about right now and others I don't really want to. 
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kntfkr posted:Bathroom dad sounds like a piece of poo poo. Maybe it's child porn. Or he has something like IBS and won't tell his wife or get treatment and he's just a loving jerk all around. IBS or something like that was my first thought, but then I figured there's probably no way folks around you wouldn't be aware of it unless you have some sort of speedily sound/scentproofed bathroom.
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B-Rock452 posted:https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ quote:In an initial interview with Reuters, he described a "confrontational" exchange between armed ranchers and one of his deputies, who he said was barred from entering the ranch when he went to investigate an April 22 car accident involving a ranch hand. lol
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I'm not reading all of that, but based off the wall of text they sound smug and tedious af to be around
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And for his immediate reaction to be to wipe everything clean and vanish from his wife's life? Dude's either whacking to wicked weird porno, camming with fetish models, or cheating. Like, do what you will, but if you're feeling this much shame from something, that indicates a problem in your head.
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I'm my mind unicorns are just the washed up corpses of narwhals and how royalty would wave the horn over their wine cups to remove potential poisons Or an outside person brought in for a 3-some
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Neito posted:And for his immediate reaction to be to wipe everything clean and vanish from his wife's life? Dude's either whacking to wicked weird porno, camming with fetish models, or cheating. Like, do what you will, but if you're feeling this much shame from something, that indicates a problem in your head.
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Captain Hygiene posted:IBS or something like that was my first thought, but then I figured there's probably no way folks around you wouldn't be aware of it unless you have some sort of speedily sound/scentproofed bathroom. At BEST it's a medical condition that he's so dead-set on hiding that he'd threaten divorce over disclosing it. Plus, apparently he's quite capable of staying out of the bathroom in social settings. My bet, it's drugs. I got too curious and went to the thread and apparently he'll pop off for 20-30 minutes when out at dinner with friends or something? DRUUUUUGS That or some honkin' wild porn usage. Really, it could be anything. That poor woman 
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Foo Diddley posted:what the hell was he jackin' it to Gay porn or child porn. If he sits there for hours im gonna guess chat rooms and webcam sites. Toilet paper for all the anal lube so maybe he does his own webcam stuff. datajugend fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Feb 9, 2022 |
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dog nougat posted:I'm not reading all of that, but based off the wall of text they sound smug and tedious af to be around Yeah no, it starts as a potentially sitcom funny "I saw you at the bar cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend, oh wait you mean poly people don't have to begin every conversation by announcing their poly" moment and rapidly escalated into the "guy was at the bar in the first place because he's an incel stalking OP".
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poor bathroom wife feels like she messed up when in reality she’s lucky he bounced before involving her in something really depraved and/or dangerous
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Captain Hygiene posted:IBS or something like that was my first thought, but then I figured there's probably no way folks around you wouldn't be aware of it unless you have some sort of speedily sound/scentproofed bathroom. Yeah IBS/IBD isn't something you can realistically hide. But not only that, it's not something that happens on a schedule. Big difference between running to the bathroom at odd times or immediately after a meal or something and a scheduled daily multi-hour bathroom break.
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Neito posted:And for his immediate reaction to be to wipe everything clean and vanish from his wife's life? Dude's either whacking to wicked weird porno, camming with fetish models, or cheating. Like, do what you will, but if you're feeling this much shame from something, that indicates a problem in your head. Don't underestimate how much evangelical Christianity can gently caress up someone's brain. Could just be regular vanilla porn and is just so ashamed of being weak he broke mentally and fled
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Soylent Pudding posted:Yeah no, it starts as a potentially sitcom funny "I saw you at the bar cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend, oh wait you mean poly people don't have to begin every conversation by announcing their poly" moment and rapidly escalated into the "guy was at the bar in the first place because he's an incel stalking OP". Oh no. Gross.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:poor bathroom wife feels like she messed up when in reality she’s lucky he bounced before involving her in something really depraved and/or dangerous
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B-Rock452 posted:Don't underestimate how much evangelical Christianity can gently caress up someone's brain. Could just be regular vanilla porn and is just so ashamed of being weak he broke mentally and fled You're not wrong. But I feel like someone that devout wouldn't get a divorce.
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Neito posted:You're not wrong. But I feel like someone that devout wouldn't get a divorce. lol seriously though, they're now both ripe to be born again and have their brains scrambled even harder
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Neito posted:You're not wrong. But I feel like someone that devout wouldn't get a divorce. It's only an issue if a woman wants a divorce. Obviously his wife could not satisfy him in the biblical sense so he turned to porn because of her.
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B-Rock452 posted:https://www.tenaciousunicornranch.com/ This woman is awesome and I like that they are self-sufficient and protecting themselves, but I am mad disappointed that it says Unicorns when it’s just alpacas.
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therobit posted:This woman is awesome and I like that they are self-sufficient and protecting themselves, but I am mad disappointed that it says Unicorns when it’s just alpacas. the alpaca is nature's unicorn
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