Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
pour coffee into mug until all of it spills on the floor, then code

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Once you put the first drop of coffee in the mug it's all over. You can never reach the coding function

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1491498794072035344?t=3_7wgawDgQvMaA9JmgbmNg&s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


hatemail

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


baby one more time

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
when in athas, do as the athasians do. might as well, you're trapped there forever

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/VXO/status/1491169524171046912?t=X75UG1ozQt3e2_G4tarwPQ&s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's not running Doom so no.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

URL rhymes with Earl.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Codex Seraphinianus (1981)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Tanya_Sabrinaaa/status/1490846607687839749

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/cacmrg/status/1491427294938013696

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/lay2000lbs/status/1491204188755599365

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

isn't being a "forbes columnist" kind of like being a "medium columnist" these days

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

isn't being a "forbes columnist" kind of like being a "medium columnist" these days

sort of, it depends. i think 'columnist' if that's their actual title, means they get a proper paycheck from forbes or whoever writes them. a 'contributor' is basically just using their cms to blog

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010


in a past life I was always asking about puhdiff files because it bugged the poo poo out of the team chud

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
How much was left in the wallets that the FBI reclaimed? These things can almost never be cashed out for real money because there is just not enough liquidity in the market

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/bgluckman/status/1491576221649358848

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/adequate_scott/status/1491152902609858560?s=21

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

mediaphage posted:

sort of, it depends. i think 'columnist' if that's their actual title, means they get a proper paycheck from forbes or whoever writes them. a 'contributor' is basically just using their cms to blog

loled pretty hard when some sales bro was concerned that a prospect was threatening to use his lofty position as a forbes contributor to lambast our product

how salespeople survive despite having less understanding of tech social capital than i, someone who actively despises anything associated with it, i do not know

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

CMYK BLYAT! posted:

loled pretty hard when some sales bro was concerned that a prospect was threatening to use his lofty position as a forbes contributor to lambast our product

how salespeople survive despite having less understanding of tech social capital than i, someone who actively despises anything associated with it, i do not know

bro do you even grift?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/akfamilyhome/status/1491572714858942467?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/danlwarren/status/1491513855989944321?s=21

trig's still got it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
jesus christ, jonnys never comin back from that one

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ouch

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/karengeier/status/1491822604478410753?s=21

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



rotor posted:

jesus christ, jonnys never comin back from that one

https://youtu.be/XJ5NwboGo-k

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/biggestjoel/status/1491780156565848067

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

is eating a big cheese an euphemism for something?

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Kernel Sanders posted:

is eating a big cheese an euphemism for something?

Yeah.

Going hog wild on an immense block of edam.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1356413088434688006

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

lol i found the account that posted it. he's like a queer cpa and his header image is kamala so

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1487161069143576576

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004




it was like this before i joined google

now its still like this but all the tools are internal-only. so at least they dont all end in "ly" now

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



a lot of them start with "g" though

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


At Bloomberg every tool and every product starts with B. No one can accuse Mike Bloomberg of not having a healthy ego.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



at my last job we used teams, hangouts, slack, skype for business, and zoom all in the course of a year lol

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

At Bloomberg every tool and every product starts with B. No one can accuse Mike Bloomberg of not having a healthy ego.

with any luck he will soon be bloomberg terminal

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PokeJoe posted:

at my last job we used teams, hangouts, slack, skype for business, and zoom all in the course of a year lol

We regularly use Teams, Zoom and Google Meet.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply