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3D Megadoodoo posted:Welsh is such a beautiful languge 
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Megillah Gorilla posted:They're in the same category as the ball on a chain thing: I like the direction they're going with the new Castlevania.
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Feb 24, 2022 17:42
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Feb 24, 2022 18:12
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Looks fly, but if you try it against someone who actually wants you dead, they will just walk right up to you and feed you the loving thing. Oh so they'll kill me with it? Sounds like a pretty effective weapon. Check mate.
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Feb 24, 2022 18:33
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Elissimpark posted:Lol, while you were studying the "flail", I studied the...uh... This is an Okinawan weapon. The people there were not allowed to have weapons decreed by the shoganate, so they improvised and created martial arts based on objects that were readily available. The oar and tonfa sticks (which were used for threshing rice) were two such weapons. 
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Feb 24, 2022 19:20
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:This is an Okinawan weapon. The people there were not allowed to have weapons decreed by the shoganate, so they improvised and created martial arts based on objects that were readily available. The oar and tonfa sticks (which were used for threshing rice) were two such weapons. Those little sickles too. and I think Sai were used for jacking off
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Feb 24, 2022 20:53
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Milo and POTUS posted:Those little sickles too. and I think Sai were used for jacking off Were? you lose your set or something?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Those little sickles too. and I think Sai were used for jacking off Learn the mystical Sai Sounding techniques
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Feb 24, 2022 20:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:Those little sickles too. and I think Sai were used for jacking off then why was Raphael always so angry?
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Feb 24, 2022 20:58
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Everyone knows sai were used for sounding and butt stuff.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:01
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I found out sai weren't used for stabbing and it was the most disappointed Ive ever been
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Feb 24, 2022 21:01
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kazil posted:then why was Raphael always so angry? They're for jacking off human dicks, not turtle dicks And if you don't know the difference, man are you in for a weird google search
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Feb 24, 2022 21:02
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They're for jacking off human dicks, not turtle dicks There was a horrors of porn where they made fun of all sorts of cartoon porn. The turtles were one of them
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Feb 24, 2022 21:15
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They're for jacking off human dicks, not turtle dicks Has sound. https://i.imgur.com/QVAfSuG.mp4
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Feb 24, 2022 21:17
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Milo and POTUS posted:I found out sai weren't used for stabbing and it was the most disappointed Ive ever been Wait, then what the hell were they used for? Trapping swords is the only other thing I could possibly see.
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Feb 24, 2022 21:29
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Megillah Gorilla posted:They're in the same category as the ball on a chain thing:
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Robobot posted:Wait, then what the hell were they used for? Trapping swords is the only other thing I could possibly see. I went and looked it up and it looks like it's used in that way but it's basically a riot baton with prongs for catching and redirecting attacks while you use the other hand to beat a motherfucker with a metal pipe
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thecluckmeme posted:I went and looked it up and it looks like it's used in that way but it's basically a riot baton with prongs for catching and redirecting attacks while you use the other hand to beat a motherfucker with a metal pipe What a stupid weapon. I’d have stabbed people with it if I had been a ninja. Also I would have been super good at throwing stars. And I would have been able to do awesome flips and stuff and jump from the ground into tree branches and disappear with smoke bombs. Why did they stop making ninjas again?
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Robobot posted:What a stupid weapon. I’d have stabbed people with it if I had been a ninja. Also I would have been super good at throwing stars. And I would have been able to do awesome flips and stuff and jump from the ground into tree branches and disappear with smoke bombs. bring back Shinobi
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Feb 24, 2022 21:55
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Robobot posted:What a stupid weapon. I’d have stabbed people with it if I had been a ninja. Also I would have been super good at throwing stars. And I would have been able to do awesome flips and stuff and jump from the ground into tree branches and disappear with smoke bombs. A ninjas job is to remain unseen, hiding in the shadows. Bold of you to assume there's not ninjas anymore
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A ninja exists every time I hold a blade for a circular saw and then immediately push down a gap between my big toe and next toe in my black work socks
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thecluckmeme posted:A ninjas job is to remain unseen, hiding in the shadows. Bold of you to assume there's not ninjas anymore Well, obviously with the invention of electric lighting, there's fewer and fewer shadows for them to hide in. They may even be endangered, but it's hard to check.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Well, obviously with the invention of electric lighting, there's fewer and fewer shadows for them to hide in. They may even be endangered, but it's hard to check. Actually I think you'll find that more lights mean more shadows
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FFT posted:PYF Funny Pictures: I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME no
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thecluckmeme posted:A ninjas job is to remain unseen, hiding in the shadows. Bold of you to assume there's not ninjas anymore He showed up as a maintanence worker and walked out with it.
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FFT posted:I'll always fondly remember some show I can't land a search hit on now -- some "modern ninja" dude was tasked with infiltrating a building with guards and whatnot to retrieve some thing That's how it works, you don't stab a dude with a katana while wearing a black suit. You stab a dude with a sharpened piece of junk metal while wearing the garb of whatever rote worker wouldn't get a second glance walking away from that particular building
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Real ninjas did that too. The whole point of being an assassin is to blend in, after all. The image of the black clad figure with their faces covered comes from kabuki theatre where that's how stagehands dressed. Unlike modern theatre they would be on stage with the actors during the scenes, but it wasn't disruptive because they were always there and audiences just tuned them out  Legend has it that the costume first became associated with ninjas when a character in a play was supposed to be assassinated out of nowhere in a way that the audience wouldn't see coming, so the director had one of the stagehands suddenly stand up and stab the guy, then just go back to what he was doing That must have blown their minds
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flavor.flv posted:Legend has it that the costume first became associated with ninjas when a character in a play was supposed to be assassinated out of nowhere in a way that the audience wouldn't see coming, so the director had one of the stagehands suddenly stand up and stab the guy, then just go back to what he was doing gently caress, that's cool as hell. I knew about the kuroko/stagehands, but I didn't know that story, and it blew my mind a little just reading it
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:gently caress, that's cool as hell. I knew about the kuroko/stagehands, but I didn't know that story, and it blew my mind a little just reading it 
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thecluckmeme posted:A ninjas job is to remain unseen, hiding in the shadows. Bold of you to assume there's not ninjas anymore https://i.imgur.com/iqzKK3J.mp4
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I first became aware of Ninjas while reading Shogun as a child and just assumed that was the beginning of it being popular in western culture but it seems silly now for me to think that.
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flavor.flv posted:Real ninjas did that too. The whole point of being an assassin is to blend in, after all. It's like something out of Monty Python lol
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Not to take away from the land war in Europe or anything, but me finding out that my idea of ninjas were basically the equivalent of a kabuki roadie and sais were basically dumb looking clubs is just the cherry on top of a pretty crappy day.
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Loiku posted:I like the direction they're going with the new Castlevania. They already did this IRL. It's called Bloodstained, and it owns.
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