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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Facebook Aunt posted:

I agree in concept. I don't think crypto is essential to any ecosystem, but how are we going to get all the cryptosporidiums to go along with it?

Is this thing where some people pretend they've never heard of the word "cryptography" really still going on? It's never been funny.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hello Sailor posted:

Is this thing where some people pretend they've never heard of the word "cryptography" really still going on? It's never been funny.

It makes it harder to share the meme. It would be better as "blockchain" or "cryptocurrency", so you could share it places where people aren't obsessed it. There are loads of people who recognise that bitscoin is nonsense without having spent 11 years chatting about it.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Fish Appreciator posted:

Cryptobros believe in the promise of technology. They can see no avenue in which new technology won't win out. Of course they believe that most jobs can and will be automated in X years, where X is a number pulled directly from their rear end.

Whose gonna build the robots, dipshit? Or mine the materials to create them? Or design new ones when old ones are obsolete? Or fix them when they break? I know your answer is probably more robots, but please take a second to think about that.

This is the future cryptobros want
The Machine Stops by EM Forster (1909)

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

If she wants to grift a bunch of idiots, more power to her

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
She's probably just been told "We're selling a bunch of autographed pictures of you on the internet. They're called NFTs now."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bitcoin is up!!!!!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

numberoneposter posted:

bitcoin is up!!!!!

Up to no good! :smug:

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

numberoneposter posted:

bitcoin is up!!!!!

Not for long Inshallah

https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1499078382407102470?t=fER_Xe0NjrhOzrJL5iCGWw&s=19

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



:getin:

Space Fish
Oct 14, 2008

The original Big Tuna.


https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1499065490605588484

Pumps (Pomps?) all the way down

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1499110028783071237

but.. code is law?

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

That ape is made out of cum lol.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

your honor, all my apes gone

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

The trade was legit and you're just sour about it and want takesies backsies.
It wasn't legit? Prove it.
Oh, just your word?

lol
lmao

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

fish and chips and dip posted:

That ape is made out of cum lol.

I guess it is part of the fun but some of those apes are loving nauseating to look at. I hate them and anyone associated with them.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

fish and chips and dip posted:

That ape is made out of cum lol.
Disturbing username/post combo

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

repiv posted:

your honor, all my apes gone

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
butt

















coin

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


Donovan Trip posted:

You're fooling yourself if you don't think every possible interaction and aspect of existence already involves finance

sorry to hear that you have to pay people to spend time with you, most of us don't

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you know what they say

what goes up must go up!!!

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
According to The Immutable Ledger this was a legitimate transaction. Case dismissed.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

priznat posted:

I guess it is part of the fun but some of those apes are loving nauseating to look at. I hate them and anyone associated with them.

But this celebrity/sports star/musician says that if you don't get one you're a/an (insert your favorite insult here)

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Armitage posted:

But this celebrity/sports star/musician says that if you don't get one you're a/an (insert your favorite insult here)

But my favourite insult right now is "nft holder":confused:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol I wonder how much goes that way

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

fish and chips and dip posted:

That ape is made out of cum lol.

My favorite joke of web3 is how centralized it is.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


That guy just looks... wrong somehow. Like uncanny valley levels of wrong.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Viscous Soda posted:

That guy just looks... wrong somehow. Like uncanny valley levels of wrong.
it's the pandemic hair and the overdone consonants and the swimming trunks, like who poses with a trophy car in swimming trunks?

novamute
Jul 5, 2006

o o o

Viscous Soda posted:

That guy just looks... wrong somehow. Like uncanny valley levels of wrong.

Definitely has a young Busey vibe going on

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
It's because he's young and poor but needs to present himself as young, attractive, and rich.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Liquid Communism posted:

Did you know you can rent expensive cars very cheaply for an hour of filming? :D

he's very not mad that anyone would suggest such a thing

https://twitter.com/nickvon_/status/1498750980266942467

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Ew...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



Fuller something that's for sure

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I'm sure that ancient photos of Miss January 1996 you can find with a google search are going to be valuable NFTs.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm sure that ancient photos of Miss January 1996 you can find with a google search are going to be valuable NFTs.

Miss October 1974 or nothing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zopotantor posted:

Miss October 1974 or nothing.

She did an album cover for the Ohio Players nude covered in honey.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

She did an album cover for the Ohio Players nude covered in honey.

Plus then you get a fuckin great Ohio Players album with your NFT.

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012

repiv posted:

your honor, all my apes gone

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

repiv posted:

your honor, all my apes gone
death.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

this is it this is the moment that will finally kill crypto

https://twitter.com/randizuckerberg/status/1498425277734690816

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DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

Uuuuuh why does a billionaire’s sister need to “make it” is Zuck that much of a tightwad or is she estranged or

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