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Milo and POTUS posted:great way to weed out undesirables If I remember right this is explicitly done to weed out people who don't have substantial generational wealth in the finance industry.
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https://twitter.com/casio_juarez/status/1502286162773385217
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:43 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:If I remember right this is explicitly done to weed out people who don't have substantial generational wealth in the finance industry. Yeah it’s a way to weed out the Poors
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 19:04 |
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What the actual gently caress
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 19:53 |
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I mean, given the way fossil fuels are connected, filling up your car probably supports the war in Ukraine by giving Putin more money to make more bombs.
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# ? Mar 11, 2022 20:02 |
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Most people are at this level or lower with regards to understanding the things that are happening around them. Shits bleak as hell
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 12:15 |
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/12/business/walgreens-freezer-screens/index.html So excited for buying things to become even more unpleasant
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 21:52 |
Fitzy Fitz posted:https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/12/business/walgreens-freezer-screens/index.html those aren’t new, at least near me in Chicago. been in there for a couple of years at least. and yes, they’re dumb as hell
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:08 |
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quote:Avakian insists the tech is "identity-blind" and protects consumers' privacy. The freezers have front-facing sensors used to anonymously track shoppers interacting with the platform, while internally facing cameras track product inventory. oh my god
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:24 |
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Here I'm the idiot for thinking this tech could be a net saving in electricity since the doors could be better insulated and opened less frequently.
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:35 |
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I hate this
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:37 |
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Rebel Blob posted:This wonderful system in action:
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:38 |
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Dog Case posted:I hate this that’s what deciding between a Roth and IRA is (and it’s dumb as poo poo)
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:38 |
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Yeah this is what I figured it was for. Better to add more screen time to your customers' eyes and increase you energy use rather than risk your store looking empty for a second. Also, of course prices went up, how do you think we're gonna pay for these fuckin' screens?
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:41 |
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Great now the drinks can wiggle suggestively at you as you walk by
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:02 |
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I hate that the end point of this is probably a Carlson special into how the woke mob are making the diet coke lady less sexy
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:08 |
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Capitalist efficiency in action: instead of clear doors for drink refrigerators, let's make a costly, unnecessary screen that doesn't even show when a drink you want is out of stock!
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:11 |
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Shame Boy posted:Great now the drinks can wiggle suggestively at you as you walk by I hope they don't do that, it'll make me too horny
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:16 |
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Wouldn't there be waste heat from the screens too, requiring more cooling?
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# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:35 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wouldn't there be waste heat from the screens too, requiring more cooling? It's capitalism therefore efficient use of resources.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Wouldn't there be waste heat from the screens too, requiring more cooling? Yes, but we're talking a very small amount of extra heat. To the point where the other issues with restocking and sexual frustration are infinitely more germane.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:14 |
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Opening and closing the doors until they're satisfied. 9 months later my drink is dispensed
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:52 |
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I would try to jam them open somehow. There has to be a quick and easy way to gently caress up a loving lcd cooler door.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:00 |
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This should become the new stock trading thread.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:10 |
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Biplane posted:I would try to jam them open somehow. There has to be a quick and easy way to gently caress up a loving lcd cooler door. you can smack them with a key
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:21 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:If I remember right this is explicitly done to weed out people who don't have substantial generational wealth in the finance industry. Also, racism. I read a story once about how college football athletes not being paid started as a way to ensure only wealthy whites would be able to play the sport.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:48 |
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tokin opposition posted:Yes, but we're talking a very small amount of extra heat. To the point where the other issues with restocking and sexual frustration are infinitely more germane. thank you comrade
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 05:05 |
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I was just looking up why people were getting loving bitcoin ads in fortune cookies and found this awful bullshit: https://www.openfortune.com/ quote:We took the traditional fortune cookie. Imagine the kind of loving brain worms marketers must have where they see any empty space of any kind anywhere and go WHY ISN'T THERE AN AD THERE???
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 07:20 |
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quote:OpenFortune leverages that extra space for our clients’ branded content, while maintaining the integrity of traditional fortune messages and lucky numbers. Y'know I didn't even consider fortune cookies to need to have "integrity" until you put ads on them. Like I already had zero trust for what a fortune cookie tells me but you somehow made that trust negative with this bullshit, which is impressive in a hosed up way.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 07:23 |
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I wonder how many of these are people posting it along with "what the gently caress is this bullshit, why does my fortune cookie have a goddamn ad in it??" I'm gonna guess "All of them"
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 07:29 |
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Their news section's most recent article is about the tourist board for loving Bradenton, Florida using it, which I didn't even realize had a tourist board.quote:Clark said that she and her staff created about half of the 40 fortunes on their cookies. They had to be clever and had to contain a level of mystery, because after all, people don't want to be cheated out of their fortune. Anyone who might live in New Haven, please don't go to Bradenton because a cookie told you. Or for any other reason, really. e: lmao quote:Falcione said getting people to realize there is a Bradenton, along with Sarasota, attached to the airport is critical. Bradenton: It Exists!™ Shame Boy has issued a correction as of 07:45 on Mar 13, 2022 |
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Biplane posted:I would try to jam them open somehow. There has to be a quick and easy way to gently caress up a loving lcd cooler door. Counterpoint: make the effort to hack the system (did they save money on security? I'm guessing yes). Your choice of goatse or communist propaganda.
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:12 |
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wouldn’t be surprised to find those doors are racist
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:13 |
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This is exactly what happens at my local Walgreens. The screens show a bountiful refrigerator bursting with all the most delicious beverages that modern society has made available to the consumer, but when you open the door there's just a single dented can of Red Bull: Blue Edition
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:43 |
i love Brands
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:46 |
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Almost like in a better world the supply chains wouldn't be hosed and Walgreens would pay people enough that they give a poo poo and actually restock the fridges and the fridge doors would just be regular clear glass that would show you what's inside without a shiny farrago of lies
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:46 |
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Shame Boy posted:
lmao THIS POST IS BOUGHT TO YOU BY THE REFRESHING TASTE OF COCA COLA (WHY NOT LMAO WITH AN ICE COLD COKE?)
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 08:58 |
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quote:We create engaging content that consumers interact with, while allowing brands to thoughtfully join the conversation at the table and beyond. This is... nothing. This is the text equivalent of a fridge that has drinks visible on the door but it's actually completely empty
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# ? Mar 13, 2022 09:19 |
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Can't just eat my dinner got to have a thoughtful conversation with it
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I see you're talking about the family dog's vet bills while eating homemade chicken soup Can I interest you in PEPSI MAX
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