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FrozenVent posted:people don’t post videos of shut going as planned. you don't follow the tesla cult very much do you? they post videos of every drive on autopilot they do and thank daddy musk everytime it doesn't kill them
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my car’s forward collision detection suddenly works again. I’m keeping the service appointment any just in case they find something wrong (they won’t)
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Nitr0 posted:you should forward that car right into the nearest plane
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FrozenVent posted:people don’t post videos of shut going as planned. you'd think a bazinga would do that tho, if it was possible
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Nfcknblvbl posted:my car’s forward collision detection suddenly works again. I’m keeping the service appointment any just in case they find something wrong (they won’t) i bet there was a sensor sanity check that some dev put in & tesla now "optimized it out" ota to make you not come in e: you fool! (gottfried voice)
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Endless Mike posted:100% of auto summon videos i've seen are of it running into or scraping something you miss 100% of collisions you don't autosummon — ol' mutzky
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mystes posted:I think you have this backwards. Cars are only allowed to run over children with impunity, not $3.5M planes. Cybernetic Vermin posted:tbf with the current state of the art training them to not run into planes almost guaranteed would make them more likely to run down children.
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kliras posted:tesla nerds also really love filming their cars which ends up capturing a lot of crashes, much like elon really loves tweeting which ends up documenting his crimes bazingas are helping train the algorithm by posting videos of
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and here we see the alpha tesla asserting dominance over the other vehicular lifeforms
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Nfcknblvbl posted:my car’s forward collision detection suddenly works again. I’m keeping the service appointment any just in case they find something wrong (they won’t) you won’t care
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FrozenVent posted:does Tesla still sell insurance? im gonna say yes they do, on paper its cheaper than getting a regular insurer to look after your hole of burning money the catch is theyre even less likely to pay out if you go by game theory its basically the same in terms of wasted money
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Why have insurance when it takes 7 months to get anything fixed?
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mrmcd posted:Why have insurance when it takes 7 months to get anything fixed? good hustle mindset, you can use the several months of waiting for service to save up to buy a new tesla, that way you saved the insurance 
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oh wow i was in school with dare. he was a big xml guy at microsoft for years and his dad was president of nigeria for a while. interesting guy.
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"the development process" is a false dilemma: would you rather be a developer who helps build the car that runs people down continually, or would you rather be continually run down by the car
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opening with "i love car" is a bold move. lets see if it works *puffs pipe*
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I love the people who try to explain and justify Teslas just running into stuff, which is like the number one thing your car should not do. Or catching on fire, which is like the number zero thing your car should not do. Your honour, without my glasses on I only saw a indistinct object of indeterminate size somewhere ahead of my vehicle, and surmised that it must be a giant marshmallow. It wasn't until after I had collided with the object that I realised it was in fact a firetruck. I'm uncertain as to why that was on the road, but I think given the circumstances I can't really be held responsible for this incident.
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In what meaningful way can the users participate in the development process? Are they supposed to be submitting user stories, "As a user of a self-driving car, my car should navigate around fire trucks without hitting them"
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TheDarkFlame posted:I love the people who try to explain and justify Teslas just running into stuff, which is like the number one thing your car should not do. Or catching on fire, which is like the number zero thing your car should not do. the best rebuttal to them saying that the Tesla recognized that it wasn't a real person in those tests so it was ok to hit it was the dude saying "I don't think my self driving car should run into anything, whether it's a person or not"
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TheDarkFlame posted:Or catching on fire, which is like the number zero thing your car should not do. imagine that kind of behavior for other manufacturers. thousands of people replying to say how their pinto is very nice and, no, the fact that it went up in flames is inconsequential to the build quality discussion
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:the best rebuttal to them saying that the Tesla recognized that it wasn't a real person in those tests so it was ok to hit it was the dude saying "I don't think my self driving car should run into anything, whether it's a person or not" when the car fucks up you’re supposed to press the voice assistant button and say, ‘bug report: auto pilot failed to stop for children’. whether they pour through this feedback is debated
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1517626832241057792 what makes you think any of this is true? why would screenshots from elons phone be available for anyone to tweet this is dumb as hell
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1517626832241057792 every billionaire sucks, it's impossible to be a billionaire and not suck. maybe like a tiny baby whose billionaire parents die and the baby inherits all the money might not suck, but i'm not sure even then
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1517626832241057792 with winphone dead what's a boy to do?
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go play outside Skyler posted:what makes you think any of this is true?
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1517626832241057792 real Elon would have had grimes set the slashdot bill borg picture also probably would’ve replied something more like “gently caress off pedo guy”
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big scary monsters posted:every billionaire sucks, it's impossible to be a billionaire and not suck. maybe like a tiny baby whose billionaire parents die and the baby inherits all the money might not suck, but i'm not sure even then imo
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go play outside Skyler posted:what makes you think any of this is true? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517702987359133696
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Car exploded, love the car though
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thought experiment: what would it take for these people to not love the car, though?
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qirex posted:thought experiment: what would it take for these people to not love the car, though? =*= Even in death I still simp =*=
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qirex posted:thought experiment: what would it take for these people to not love the car, though? there is nothing that could cause this. the car could burn down their house while elon pisses on their kids and they’d still love the car
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qirex posted:thought experiment: what would it take for these people to not love the car, though? Loving that car is more of a lifestyle
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