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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

so was it like tether, where they claimed to have a vault full of mayors?

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Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Boxturret posted:

also the email was something like frossty@hotmail.com, frossty being a nickname he had

frossty is short for "free ross thank you"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Never forget that the feds staged an argument between a couple of people to distract Ross and an agent swiped his laptop when he left it unlocked while going to see what was going on.

this was the sickest move and i will never not love it

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
international drug empire kingpin managing his empire at the local library, undone by a pair of fbi agents pretending to be an arguing couple

can't make this stuff up

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

The illustrations in the article were also primo material.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://i.imgur.com/xLo7fAr.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/6raW5fI.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/m4MzV1p.mp4

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

lmao

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Yes! Specifically this one :lmao:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

HappyHippo posted:

I had to move out of my city,
I’m staying at a hotel in a casino rn.
My old house they burned to the ground..
smoke on the water sequel sounding weak

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Wasn't the entire thing improvised? Like they had the sting set up somewhere else but his laptop was dying so he went to the library and they just winged it?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Soylent Pudding posted:

Wasn't the entire thing improvised? Like they had the sting set up somewhere else but his laptop was dying so he went to the library and they just winged it?

iirc he ran the entire thing from a library so he wouldn't use his actual network connection

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


what happened to all the other cities eager to mirror the success of miamicoin that i read about literally days ago!!!!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lmao

quote:

Forth Worth, Texas, for example, will soon be running bitcoin mining rigs in city hall.

help the entire city council died of heat stroke

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

No models currently exist for how US cities can incorporate cryptocurrencies into their economies and government operations. But Stanley argues that MiamiCoin will be used for local business transactions, facilitate software development, and even one day furnish a source of a universal basic income for residents. Stacks is also running an accelerator program for CityCoins, and recently accepted 11 new companies to build gaming, educational, and financial apps for its cities.

Even as MiamiCoin’s price plummets, Stanley insists that it can and will have practical applications soon.

soon! there's gonna be a miami metaverse or something i bet! just you wait and see!!

quote:

In an interview, he acknowledged legitimate criticisms of cryptocurrencies, a space rife with scams, deceit, and puffery, but insisted CityCoins is an exception, a rare crypto product with transformative potential. “One type of person thinks that everything in crypto is a scam,” Stanley told Quartz. “Another type of person thinks ninety-nine percent of crypto is a scam but one percent is insanely important. I’m in that latter group. Bitcoin, Stacks, Ethereum, CityCoins. That all falls in that one percent of projects that are not only not scams, but incredibly important.”

there are two types of people in the world: those that think everything in crypto is a scam, and people about to be ripped off

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Beeftweeter posted:

iirc he ran the entire thing from a library so he wouldn't use his actual network connection

It was usually a coffee shop, but there were no seats that day so he used the library, leading to the cops who were cosplaying as hobos to improv an argument

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Shame Boy posted:

lmao

help the entire city council died of heat stroke

Fort Worthless

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

lmao

help the entire city council died of heat stroke

the fourth worthless texas

Bluecobra
Sep 11, 2001

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Never forget that the feds staged an argument between a couple of people to distract Ross and an agent swiped his laptop when he left it unlocked while going to see what was going on.

make me think of how many paranoid crypto bros use one of these now but have accidently wiped all their data:

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/buskill-usb-cable-now-available-a-pc-kill-switch-for-data-protection

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Adolf Glitter posted:

It was usually a coffee shop, but there were no seats that day so he used the library, leading to the cops who were cosplaying as hobos to improv an argument

lol i figured i forgot more details. were they arguing about how busy the coffee shop is?

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Shame Boy posted:

soon! there's gonna be a miami metaverse or something i bet! just you wait and see!!

there are two types of people in the world: those that think everything in crypto is a scam, and people about to be ripped off

i love citycoins, they're a real untapped mine of humor and i'm kinda disappointed the crypto crash came before mayors started really digging deep

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I been baked

all my councilors gone

AnoHito
May 8, 2014


nice aliaces

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Beeftweeter posted:

lol i figured i forgot more details. were they arguing about how busy the coffee shop is?

IIRC a key aspect was not just obtaining the PC but ensuring he didn't have a moment to log out or shut down the laptop, so the ruse had to be both low-key enough to not spook him and raise his guard while also being noteworthy enough to draw his attention for at least 5-10 seconds.

And so they went full improv with an odd couple routine

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Was it Ross that got poison ivy getting a plastic bag out of a tree or something

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

sharknado slashfic posted:

Was it Ross that got poison ivy getting a plastic bag out of a tree or something

yeah, he documented that in his journal somewhere among his receipts for research chemicals and contract killings

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Oh right

They nabbed a site admin and Ross found out, and in turn he wanted to hire an assassin

Naturally the guy he reached out to was another undercover agent


quote:

authorities say Dread Pirate Roberts asked the undercover agent posing as a drug dealer to murder "chronicpain". (The initial deal was for torture, but he later decided to up the ante.) DPR agreed to pay $80,000 for the admin's death -- $40,000 up front and $40,000 when the deed was done. Investigators staged the torture and killing -- which included mock waterboarding according to officials -- and sent Dread Pirate Roberts about half a dozen pictures, including photos depicting what they said was his corpse.

Law enforcement officials won't acknowledge that Green is the admin that Ulbricht allegedly paid to have killed, but when asked to describe how the "dead" admin, "chronicpain", looked in the staged images, one official says, "He looked very pale."

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

DaTroof posted:

yeah, he documented that in his journal somewhere among his receipts for research chemicals and contract killings

i thought that was brought up by his family as one of the many examples of him being a living saint, along with him running through the rain to fetch the car, which proved that he couldn't possibly be a bad drug site man and it was really MARK KARPELES hacking his computer through compromised torrents of the dailyshow

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Lmao, every article covering the saga is packed with gems like this

(Context: how to ensure that Ross was logged into as DPR on Silk Road when they scooped the laptop)


https://www.wired.com/2015/01/silk-road-trial-undercover-dhs-fbi-trap-ross-ulbricht/ posted:

Later that month, Deryeghiayan flew to San Francisco, and on October 1st met up with the New York-based FBI team led by agent Christopher Tarbell. The FBI agents had watched Ulbricht as he worked the day before at a coffee shop near his home called Bello Coffee. So Deryeghiayan says he set up near the cafe with a laptop connected to the Internet via a mobile hotspot, and then went into the cafe to charge his laptop's battery. All the while, he was closely watching the "dread" name on Staff Chat, which remained online.

At 2:47pm, "dread" went offline, Deryeghiayan says, the cue that Ulbricht was leaving his house for his favorite public wifi connection. Deryeghiayan alerted the FBI agents and left the cafe to sit on a bench on the same block.

As Deryeghiayan and FBI agent Tom Kiernan watched from just a few feet away, Ulbricht walked up to the corner with a "small shoulder bag" containing his laptop. He waited for the light to turn green, then crossed and went into Bello Coffee. Thirty seconds later, he left the crowded cafe, seemingly to find a quieter spot, and headed for the Glen Park Public Library just one street north.

The FBI followed Ulbricht into the library, and Tarbell sent an email to the team, telling them to "make sure to pull the laptop first, then arrest," according to Deryeghiayan. He added that the team should "give time to the [undercover agent] to chat [with Ulbricht] before anyone initiates an arrest."

At 3:08pm, Ulbricht opened up his computer at a table in the library, and "dread" came online. With his laptop open and logged on to Staff Chat, Deryeghian walked over to library and up one of its stairwells to a discreet spot. Then he started a carefully planned conversation designed to make sure Ulbricht logged into a part of the Silk Road site designed for moderating comments flagged as spam. ("We were trying to get him online as DPR in the market as well as chatting," Deryeghian says.)

cirrus: hey can you check out one of the flagged messages for me? dread: you did bitcoin exchange before you worked for me, right? cirrus: yes, but just for a little bit dread: not any more then? cirrus: no, I stopped because of reporting requirements dread: drat regulators, eh? ok, which post?
 cirrus: lol, yep there was the one with the atlantis1


Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Boxturret posted:

it was really MARK KARPELES

the moment Ross was guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt in the minds of the jury

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

kalensc posted:

Lmao, every article covering the saga is packed with gems like this

(Context: how to ensure that Ross was logged into as DPR on Silk Road when they scooped the laptop)

lmao on occasion the feds can be pretty sharp

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
the explanations for all the incriminating evidence on his computer were so good, the mycrimes.txt was created at random from ram when the computer shut down, mark karpeles found the exact torrent fross was downloading and hijacked it to plant spreadsheets and photos and diary entries all over his file system, just magical

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

LanceHunter posted:

Guys, I think you've bee missing something really important. The Lightning Network means bitcoin can now process 40 million transactions per second*!

https://twitter.com/Blockstream/status/1502115599874359297

*Actually 500 transactions per second in each of the 80,000 channels** that are currently on the network.

**No, there is no guarantee that the existing channels will be able to route between you and the place where you want to conduct your transaction.

lol what a joke

lightning seems to be the main thing bitcoiners hand wave at when people bring up transaction throughput

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Boxturret posted:

the explanations for all the incriminating evidence on his computer were so good, the mycrimes.txt was created at random from ram when the computer shut down, mark karpeles found the exact torrent fross was downloading and hijacked it to plant spreadsheets and photos and diary entries all over his file system, just magical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKmqdgXuiAI

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Boxturret posted:

i thought that was brought up by his family as one of the many examples of him being a living saint, along with him running through the rain to fetch the car, which proved that he couldn't possibly be a bad drug site man and it was really MARK KARPELES hacking his computer through compromised torrents of the dailyshow

as absurd as all of that sounds, i think it's accurate, but iirc the original source for the poison ivy story was one of his journal entries

just looked it up, and yep: https://www.scribd.com/embeds/253551316/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-bduXS1o79f9xzqGJmTnf&show_recommendations=true

quote:

03/27/2013 set up servers

03/28/2013 being blackmailed with user info. talking with large distributor (hell's angels).

03/29/2013 commissioned hit on blackmailer with angels

...

09/11 - 09/18/2013 ... Got covered in poison oak trying to get a piece of trash out of a tree in a park nearby and have been moping.

DaTroof fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 16, 2022

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

LanceHunter posted:

Guys, I think you've bee missing something really important. The Lightning Network means bitcoin can now process 40 million transactions per second*!

https://twitter.com/Blockstream/status/1502115599874359297

*Actually 500 transactions per second in each of the 80,000 channels** that are currently on the network.

**No, there is no guarantee that the existing channels will be able to route between you and the place where you want to conduct your transaction.

I thought that the Lightning Network made a graph of channels in order to route to your destination. If thats true, treating those 80,000 channels as independent seems to be a really big mistake. Anyone know whether thats correct?

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

ryde posted:

I thought that the Lightning Network made a graph of channels in order to route to your destination. If thats true, treating those 80,000 channels as independent seems to be a really big mistake. Anyone know whether thats correct?

yes, every lightning network connection is between two people and they have to commit upfront to every bitcoin that they ever want to spend over it (which will get locked into the lightning channel). if it runs out you have to spend enormous bitcoin transaction fees creating a new channel.
then if you want to send bits coin to someone you don't have a direct connection with you have to solve an NP-hard problem to traverse the graph and pay nofees at each leg of the journey.

if you send $100 it also consumes $100 worth of the up-front liquidity from each connection it passes through, so if someone doesn't send a similar transaction backwards through those same nodes they will eventually get exhausted and have to be recreated

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

yes, every lightning network connection is between two people and they have to commit upfront to every bitcoin that they ever want to spend over it (which will get locked into the lightning channel). if it runs out you have to spend enormous bitcoin transaction fees creating a new channel.
then if you want to send bits coin to someone you don't have a direct connection with you have to solve an NP-hard problem to traverse the graph and pay nofees at each leg of the journey.

if you send $100 it also consumes $100 worth of the up-front liquidity from each connection it passes through, so if someone doesn't send a similar transaction backwards through those same nodes they will eventually get exhausted and have to be recreated

that's too stupid. i need to get up from my computer and take a break

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Mapmakers will be on standby

https://twitter.com/nayibbukele/status/1526029996787216387

quote:

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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...what benefits, afaik it's been a massive waste with super low uptake and is forcing them to default?

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