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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fart simpson posted:

i took a multivitamin on an empty stomach the other day and vomited it back up a few minutes later

I love how hosed up you guys are

I haven't vomited up poo poo in twenty years

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Volmarias posted:

There is no :same: large enough for this, as someone who has gotten used to sleeping at no more than 70°F temperature. I can tell when it's warmer than that, and at 73° I cannot actually fall asleep.

I'm basically going to get extremely owned over the next few decades by the weather.

So much fail

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

i took a multivitamin on an empty stomach the other day and vomited it back up a few minutes later

ugh multivitamin burps are bad enough. I did what you did at work recently


multivitamins without food? not even once

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
we have a mattress with liquid temp controls so girlfriend can heat her side but i can cool mine to +/-10°F from ambient and it’s real good.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I love how hosed up you guys are

I haven't vomited up poo poo in twenty years

ive puked twice in the last 20 years

one of them was when i lived in a very long apartment and spewed puke all down the hallway wall trying to run to the toilet. had to rent a rug doctor

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
the other time i shot up right in my sleep and pv'd all over the comforter from a bad hoagie

not something you can just go back to sleep for so i ended up doing saturday 6am laundry. absolutely the loving worst

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
twice in twenty years huh


same....

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I haven't vomited up poo poo in twenty years
I simply don't eat poo poo so same

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

there are chuds everywhere in America.

that's why i live in japan :smug:

in okinawa, which is crawling with american military :ironicat:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

ive puked twice in the last 20 years

one of them was when i lived in a very long apartment and spewed puke all down the hallway wall trying to run to the toilet. had to rent a rug doctor

i puked once about two years ago after a long night of horking down whiskey, but last time before that was in 2001

just not a big puker, my posts notwithstanding

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
if you don’t puke every now and then you aren’t trying new and cool things imo.


5 years is about how long i think you can go between pukes without missing out on some cool life experiences, like standing naked in front of thousands of paying spectators and puking in a place you never imagined you’d be 5-10 years ago: _______?

fill in the blank, get creative!

two-time fee
Jan 13, 2022
Did PFC post their covid-mullet here yet to really own you ungraceful olds ?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
other than some puking when i had the flu, last time i puked was after going up a long switchback incline riding my bike.

i had a decent lunch at the cafe next to the trail perhaps a half hour previous and my heart rate was maxed out.

i figure my body puked it up because it thought it was running for it's loving life and needed to reduce weight.

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
i feel like 25% more functional as a human being when i remember to take my multivitamin regularly.

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
having #a walk

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
https://twitter.com/aliboomaye/status/1332979918855163904

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



They’re right

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

If there was room, I would absolutely advocate for the second kid's statement as a thread title.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rita and jennifer will both be on the terminator squad that brings me down when they come after the olds in the purge of 2042

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Speak for yourself

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
yeah i am well past 40 and have no actual ailments other than allergies, baldness and a bad knee I've had since I was 17

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

yeah i am well past 40 and have no actual ailments other than allergies, baldness and a bad knee I've had since I was 17

you have a serious case of TPS though (terrible posting syndrome)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
drat

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Trig Discipline posted:

you have a serious case of TPS though (terrible posting syndrome)


oh please, my posting is flawless

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

yo, chilling in the YOS with my friendses
posting about the blockchain
and progressive lenses

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

going to commute by bike the next three days :sunglasses:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

rotor posted:

oh please, my posting is flawless

yes: flawlessly, perfectly, undisputedly terrible

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
this is a picture of jonny rotten and devo

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

when i was in my 20s old music hipsters went on about how great devo was and i didn’t get it

now I am 41 and they sound really good to me. this is what aging does

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Devo is pretty great :)

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

cowboy beepboop posted:

going to commute by bike the next three days :sunglasses:

that ruled, god i love riding even if the office sucks

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


What also sucks is the Zyrtec losing its effectiveness after a while and then you have to switch to something else because your body has built up a tolerance to it.

Getting older also means you can't leap out of your bed and scream "A-HAAAAHH" anymore to wake up. If I do that, I either pull something or my legs buckle out from under me.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i sprained my goddamn ankle chasing a cat who was trying to eat my airpods

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

good cat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Binary Badger posted:

What also sucks is the Zyrtec losing its effectiveness after a while and then you have to switch to something else because your body has built up a tolerance to it.

Getting older also means you can't leap out of your bed and scream "A-HAAAAHH" anymore to wake up. If I do that, I either pull something or my legs buckle out from under me.

it’s called levrix here but the drug is levocetirizne, it’s the active isomer of cetirizine (zyrtec) and seems to be more effective overall. perhaps worth a look into?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Binary Badger posted:

Getting older also means you can't leap out of your bed and scream "A-HAAAAHH" anymore to wake up. If I do that, I either pull something or my legs buckle out from under me.

I do this every day

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

airpods are not food!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

never failed to be shocked at how fast you are aging

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

airpods are not food!!!

if anyone in this scenario is an expert on what is and isn't cat food, i'm gonna say it's the cat

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Trig Discipline posted:

if anyone in this scenario is an expert on what is and isn't cat food, i'm gonna say it's the cat
seriously

rotor, stay in your lane

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