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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Chapter one:

I wouldn't say I was a Bad Boy.

So here we are

The Nevada Desert. Now, I wouldnt call mysekf a Bad Boy, but there was a pretty Bad reasin I was out here. And I'm a Boy.

Chapter 2 will be on Patreon when I work it out

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Really really General Bullshit

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Whatcha gonna do?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Alucard posted:

Whatcha gonna do?

About half a paragraph about how I am holding a gun.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
drat it’s about to get real good

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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There are no bad Billy Ray Blowjobs, only bad owners

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is this the story that ends up with that roving biker gang abducting you and wouldn't let you go until you let every last one of them suck you off in their trailer park hide out in the desert because that's a good one. Lot's of character development in there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kok

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Big Beef City posted:

Is this the story that ends up with that roving biker gang abducting you and wouldn't let you go until you let every last one of them suck you off in their trailer park hide out in the desert because that's a good one. Lot's of character development in there.

Youre confusiong my holiday to Laos, thats available to all on my LinkedIn, with my Biographical short stories, Also, the Plain of Jars is NOT a desert.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Real Bad Boys wear assless chaps keep this in mind so your story can be accurate

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
airport bathroom poo poo

dont flush. leave it for the next person :hai:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Did you really set 2Pac up to get shot in that elevator?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i camt read can someone tell me what it says

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think it's a lot cooler to be a good boy

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
I get the monetisation stuff on patreon needs to happen but I think it would've been nice to include the contents page still


Bad boy, bad book, badabok

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Please quarantine Greg to the MAGA chud zoo thread with that other guy

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP is actually a lil angel <3 (:

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

You can be my Bad Boy
But understand
That you don't need to
Make a thread again

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's it he finally done it and grown up to become a bad man

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
find boogaloo

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxcaJk4OK0

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I'd rather be a bad dude, they can fight dragon ninjas and poo poo.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a bong that says BADBOI on it, it is cool i use it for smoking drugs

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Nooner posted:

I have a bong that says BADBOI on it, it is cool i use it for smoking drugs

gonna need a pic

of you drinkin that dank bong juice

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Hey are U going to Sing???
Ya, but it's not a Song.
It's My Life.

It's My Life what ever I wanna Do.
It's My Life where ever I wanna Go...
It's My Life whom I wanna Love Ooooooo... Oooo... ooooo...
It's My Life what ever I wanna Talk.
It's My Life where ever I wanna Walk...
It's My Life whom I wanna Leave Ooooooo... Oooo... ooooo...

If U live like that do U know what people think about U???.

People think that I am some what mental...
They don't know I am very sentimental.
A friend of mine said I am a Waste Fellow.
He don't know the taste of this fellow...
Ooooooo.ooo.oo.oo.
My teacher scolds me that I neglect Education...
She don't know I collect Real education...
My neighbour thinks that I am wasting my time...
He don't know that he is wasting his time...
My mother sees me and she always bother...
My father trusts me and treats like his father...

Hey.hey.hey...
What the hell do U think of yourself???...

I always search Good in Bad...
I also search Bad in Good...
So.ooooooooo...
I am a Very Good Bad Boy...
I am a Very Good Bad Boy...
I am a Very Good... Bad... Boyy...
I am a Day Dreamer...
I am a Night Worker...
I am a Risk Taker...
I am a Self Blamer...
I am a Brain Eater...
I am a Heart Stealer...
I am a Mind Reader...
I am a Truth Finder...
I am a Smart Cheater...
I am a Pain Killer...
I am a Good Teacher...
I am a Perfect Learner...
I am a Back Bencher...
I am a New Sencer...
I am a Kids Lover...
I am a Soul Builder...
I am very Anger...
I know it's very Danger...
I am My Life driver...
I am a routine changer...
I am a Rules Breaker...
I start a New Chapter...

Ok.ok.ok...
So.what do U wanna convey Everyone???...

Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One... live alOne...
Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One... live alOne...
Naan.na.na.naa...
Na.nnaa... na.na.naa.
Nannaa... nnaa. nanana.
Naan... na.na...
Ooooo... ooooo.
Oooo... ooooo... ooo.
Laa... lla... la... laa.
Lallaa.la.la.laa
Lallaa.lla... lalalaa.
Laa.lla... laaa...

Don't believe me...
I am True Lier...

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lol how is this not gassed?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The mods are too afraid to touch him..

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bad boys bad boys...

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Do you think a plant has the ability to be a Bad Boy?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

neato burrito posted:

Do you think a plant has the ability to be a Bad Boy?

Carnivorous plants are the bad boys of the plant kingdom.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
pfff "my time" everybody knows it's Bad Boys 4 Life

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
:gas:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I USED to be a piece of poo poo

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Is this bad boy single…?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


noooooobody

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Wow, OP, you one scary mofo

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Jonbon jovie

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