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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I haven't tried honey on pizza, but I imagine it'd be fine since I like a little maple syrup with my breakfast meats. I want to hate pepsironi on principle, but I'd probably end up liking it fine.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




This one was described as a "strawberry volcano border" with your choice of pizza center





(Auto translate)

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's an oily mess but nowhere near the worst.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
As a matter of principle I believe pizzas shouldn't bulge

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Obviously, but this thread has such horrible things that this one might as well be a good pizza.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

that is not a good pizza. We don’t have to lower our standards

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


(A/T)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

(But he carries them)😏

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Who wants some crypto with their pizza? Including this reply because how could I not

https://twitter.com/LucasPradoFern1/status/1528329769896517633?t=gyXwpuoJKENE2FJyiNBI9A&s=19

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Quantum of Phallus posted:

(But he carries them)😏

When you saw only one set of footprints
It was then that I carried the fries that you're not seeing in this photo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SlugInkPress/status/1526994758542970889

I'd have to be drunk but I wouldn't have to be that drunk.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nice of them to tag it [food] for the Fallout item sorter mod.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
English chips are basically just steak fries here and those are the worst type of fries. They're always dry and soggy at the same time. Do those guys have any other type of fry over there besides that giant piece of potato?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Yeah steak fries suck rear end. Easily the worst kind of fry

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen

Waffle fries might actually work on pizza. Might have to give it a try.

Update: So I found mixed results on image search, some pretty good looking pizzas with waffle fries. But then I found something that I can't imagine enjoying and visually makes me want pizza less.

nesamdoom fucked around with this message at 23:14 on May 22, 2022

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Those are just waffles.

I have an idea. Waffle fry pizza nachos!!! A bed of waffle fries with pizza toppings on it. Tons of cheese and pepperoni or something.

There's this place here that does "duck fries" (and all sorts of other versions) which is waffle fries covered in gravy, cheese curds, duck confit, and some other stuff probably. The waffle fries are a great vessel for holding all of the toppings.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pennywise the Frown posted:

I have an idea. Waffle fry pizza nachos!!! A bed of waffle fries with pizza toppings on it. Tons of cheese and pepperoni or something.

I think I'd rather do this than try fries on pizza, having the crust plus a whole layer of starch on top just seems like too much.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
brb, taking out a $200,000 loan to open my new restaurant.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Wrong tab - pizza

Accubitus
Nov 7, 2020
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/uvdggh/the_picture_of_the_flatbread_pizza_on_the_online?sort=confidence

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I think I'd just start laughing uncontrollably if somebody handed me that

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





LMAO and that was $18

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Those are just waffles.

I have an idea. Waffle fry pizza nachos!!! A bed of waffle fries with pizza toppings on it. Tons of cheese and pepperoni or something.

There's this place here that does "duck fries" (and all sorts of other versions) which is waffle fries covered in gravy, cheese curds, duck confit, and some other stuff probably. The waffle fries are a great vessel for holding all of the toppings.

I will come to your restaurant. I’d also smash that duck poutine thing. Except I’ve just thought of poutineza and now I don’t think I’m hungry any more

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
DUCKFAT has had my heart since they opened *checks watch* holy poo poo almost twenty years ago

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/SlugInkPress/status/1526994758542970889

I'd have to be drunk but I wouldn't have to be that drunk.


"One regular pizza and a minimum chips"

"We're just going to put them both in the same box, we only have cake boxes left, is that OK?"

"Sure, whatever"

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Pennywise the Frown posted:

English chips are basically just steak fries here and those are the worst type of fries. They're always dry and soggy at the same time. Do those guys have any other type of fry over there besides that giant piece of potato?

N0oooO0oooo!

Those are not chips, those are oven chips which have been deep fried (https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/do-you-really-know-what-exactly-is-in-your-frozen-chips-1.3441891) and are dreadful abominations which belong in the bin. Real chips are fried twice to get a crispy outside, fluffy inside.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/michibot1/status/1528715182394216448

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

learnincurve posted:

N0oooO0oooo!

Those are not chips, those are oven chips which have been deep fried (https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/do-you-really-know-what-exactly-is-in-your-frozen-chips-1.3441891) and are dreadful abominations which belong in the bin. Real chips are fried twice to get a crispy outside, fluffy inside.

I'm sure people cook steak fries just like that too. The fry is just too big so it's hard to make a good one. Waffle fries are big but due to the way they're cut they have a huge amount of surface area so the whole thing gets crispy very easily.

edit: some very quick searching online says that the English chip is basically a steak fry over here.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 18:52 on May 23, 2022

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1528749385487486978?t=58oofRB_S4Cq0nJKmxRtQA&s=19

Posted at the Bitcoin thread.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm sure people cook steak fries just like that too. The fry is just too big so it's hard to make a good one. Waffle fries are big but due to the way they're cut they have a huge amount of surface area so the whole thing gets crispy very easily.

edit: some very quick searching online says that the English chip is basically a steak fry over here.

Any food is poo poo if it isn't prepared correctly, this take is so lukewarm I feel like I've pissed myself rather than having a delightfully fresh golden shower.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Charles Leclerc posted:

Any food is poo poo if it isn't prepared correctly, this take is so lukewarm I feel like I've pissed myself rather than having a delightfully fresh golden shower.

:ok:

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



UK goons defending lovely fries have logged on

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/SlugInkPress/status/1526994758542970889

I'd have to be drunk but I wouldn't have to be that drunk.

doesn't there need to be some sort of sauce to help all these cheap bland carbs slide down?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Bold Robot posted:

UK goons defending lovely fries have logged on

Fries are what you get in McDonald’s and no one is defending them.


This from a country that had to change walkers to lays in order to match it’s target audience.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

learnincurve posted:

This from a country that had to change walkers to lays in order to match it’s target audience.

lol

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

learnincurve posted:

This from a country that had to change walkers to lays in order to match it’s target audience.

:boom:

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

learnincurve posted:

This from a country that had to change walkers to lays in order to match it’s target audience.

Other way around (sort of*) but lol regardless
*Lays bought Walker's, they were separate until the late 80s

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't get lays from walkers my dudes, it's illegal.

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