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bob dobbs is dead posted:worst date ever, my date tried to sell me meth i had a "date" end up being her trying to sell me life insurance as an investment
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Jonny 290 posted:tldr literally do not ever get married its a huge trap holy gently caress too late already got married 2 months ago. but we've been together for 5 years already and also she's even richer than i am!!!
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i had a "date" end up being her trying to sell me life insurance as an investment now you see, at least primerica has its own little cult thing going on. i dont know of any serious organized meth cults altho i imagine there are some. prolly the meth prevents the serious organization
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POSTING ON THE NICE PAGEJonny 290 posted:my 3rd grade principal asked me if i wanted to be known as a f*ggot all my life, my mom constantly asked me if i was gay  Lady Radia posted:that is literally their expertise, what they've spent their lives learning and understanding - what you can do to put yourself together in spite of everything I started therapy a year and a half ago and it's been so fuckin helpful. Like how to center myself when I'm having a PTSD meltdown, and most importantly how to think about my problems and unpleasant feelings without weaponizing them against myself. I mean the way you solve a problem is influenced by the way you describe the problem. It's good poo poo. Jonny 290 posted:side note: im 42 and have never been to a strip club lol Jumbo's is one of the few exceptions I am super happy that you're feeling better 💖
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i've been to a strip club once. it was in san francisco and i was visiting from los angeles with my boss on technically a work trip. but really it was to watch a football game. anyway afterward he wanted to go to a strip club in i think north beach and we were all wasted already so we said sure. i got an extremely awkward lap dance, had several hundred more dollars charged to my credit card than i was expecting, and then went outside and puked all over the street. overall i'd give it a 2/10 would not do again
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Jun 6, 2022 04:09
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oh and the chicks weren't even loving naked. because you see, in san francisco, you can either have naked women, OR you can serve alcohol, but not both. at least this was the case at the time, i seem to recall? anyway lame as gently caress
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Yay good job Jonny
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also dating: I was at my neighborhood coffee shop and I witnessed the first date of one woman who ghosted me and another who stood me up. I didn't get out of bed for three days Then I dated a psychopath Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jun 6, 2022 |
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if it makes you feel any better, i'm pretty sure those two women didn't work out either!
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I've only been to a strip club twice but both times were extremely funny. i found it to be pretty entertaining but very unerotic and really kinda weird. but I also saw an old man get distracted and walk off a staircase and by friend get a fat lip from a stripper's rear end, so it's a land of contrasts
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Jun 6, 2022 04:20
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I met my gf on the internet and she's pretty cool. hasn't tried to kill me or stolen all my money
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i've been to a strip club once. So I left and blacked out and came to with an absolute mountain of a fella shaking me and asking if I was alright Then he hauled me up and sat me next to the vending machine and gave me a lil trash can to barf in It was a really nice, affirming moment ☺️
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strip clubs are gross and i have no idea why you'd go to one.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:worst date ever, my date tried to sell me meth This is why you gotta check people's myShout pages before the date
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Jonny 290 posted:It's been a really hard day for me rip off that bandaid jonny
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there is a strip club in toronto near the airport called the landing strip. I think it’s a very funny name. the first time I ever ate mushrooms was also the first time I went to a strip club. it was pretty hosed up. i don’t care about strip clubs. if someone wants to go im not going to say no. ill never suggest going to one though.
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fellas do i take a trip to my ex's house this weekend and get very drunk with her. or do i play video games and stay inside
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Jun 6, 2022 04:40
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you should play Elden Ring by From Software, op
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lord fifth posted:fellas do i take a trip to my ex's house this weekend and get very drunk with her. or do i play video games and stay inside Take your switch to the bar.
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Jun 6, 2022 04:41
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get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret
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in my youth i dated a stripper for a long time and it wasnt a great lifestyle for me. a lot of those girls aren't doing too well either. some of them fuckin love it but a lot of those ones are also going too fast. i can't go in strip clubs any more, they're disgusting that said my favorite strip club memory is right after hs graduation me and a bunch of friends went to one, and one of my friends was a quiet skinny ginger nerd with glasses. he had been given a deece three figgies in grad gifts and he blew it all in like an hour drowning in tits and pussy. we weren't even allowed to buy liquor. i've never seen anyone so happy in my life.
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good poo poo
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DELETE CASCADE posted:get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret 
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DELETE CASCADE posted:get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret
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bring ur computer over to ur ex's house so she can get drunk and watch you play video games
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teach her about the ‘the the the the’ operator
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DELETE CASCADE posted:get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret 
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Lady Radia posted:you should play Elden Ring by From Software, op i really want to play elden ring but i have so far avoided it because i know once i start that's it, i'm not doing any work or anything else, it's all over
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cool page
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Portland is fun, and not far from some good surf. never been to a strip club there but according to my friend who loves strip clubs, Portland’s are among the best e: missed the new page. can’t believe I missed 69
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DELETE CASCADE posted:oh and the chicks weren't even loving naked. because you see, in san francisco, you can either have naked women, OR you can serve alcohol, but not both. at least this was the case at the time, i seem to recall? anyway lame as gently caress I went to college in the south, and this was the rule. clubs worked around it by just cutting the club in half, with booze/pastys on one, and soft drinks/nipples on the other. two steps out the door and back in to the other half of the venue
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DELETE CASCADE posted:get drunk with your ex and have sex you'll regret
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it's page 69
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there used to be a strip club in the suburbs here called “mugs and jugs” that was dry so that they could admit 18-year-olds. I always thought that was pretty deranged e: drinking age here is 19, so it doesn’t even seem like a good market to target
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In IL the strip clubs are pretty uh rule free but out here there's pasties and bottoms and I don't know what the point even is
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At the south end of town there's a big strip club called the Acropolis ("a-crop" to locals) that also happens to be one of the best steakhouses in the city. Scuttlebutt is the owner/operstor also has at least partial ownership of a cattle ranch and gets good prices. The steak bites are amazing and like 5 bucks
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To celebrate the terpsichorean arts, duh Also 
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