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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

crt blt sounds like a burger that looks like a retro television

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Everyone I know cares and I feel like I'm the crazy one for not.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i'm friends with some warrenites and nobody's mentioned it

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

i say swears online posted:

i'm friends with some warrenites and nobody's mentioned it

Careful, you know what they say... Go to dinner with 11 warrenites and there's 12 warrenites in the room......

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1536332484551528449?t=h1XzPliaP2_u3galMprjHQ&s=19

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I mean

It's phrased strawmannishly but

Yeah honestly

If the strawman liberal has insurance he can replace it and his children don't get stabbed

Why exactly is he supposed to get killed for his plasma TV

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

What sort of clownshoes burglar robs a suburban house while the family is still home? Even the wet bandits didn't think anyone was in the house.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea I mean if a dude broke in and was all 'hey I'm 100% just here to take your poo poo, I'm not going to hurt anyone I just want your stuff' I'd, like, not fuckin be stoked yea but I'm probably gonna just file for insurance and handle it that way. I guess I'm a big ol lib human being like that bearded dude but I'm probably not down to do murder to someone who's just taking my stuff.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Based on the last line it's a reference to this one webcomic from years ago about a guy rationalizing his bike getting stolen

Everybody dunked on him of course but he's Every Liberal In The World now, that's how this works

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I would also let him steal my car. Filing an insurance claim against it is the only way I'll get aything out of it.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

gotta admit I haven't read this thread in awhile. Is this gprime person the new Day By Day? it's by far the most popular comic itt

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


A rare miss from the bee george

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

i say swears online posted:

gotta admit I haven't read this thread in awhile. Is this gprime person the new Day By Day? it's by far the most popular comic itt

Kinda yeah

Check in on OG DBD every once in a while, it's too incomprehensible to be noteworthy most of the time. He is now drawing tits on the children.

e: well, for a certain value of "drawing"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A real man would somersault into the room and blast everything in sight with his twin stars-and-stripes Desert Eagles and then have steaks and blowjobs until the cops arrived with a medal.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
They always make Democrats seem so much cooler than they really are.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

trump's so good he doesn't even need a blindfold

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

yea I mean if a dude broke in and was all 'hey I'm 100% just here to take your poo poo, I'm not going to hurt anyone I just want your stuff' I'd, like, not fuckin be stoked yea but I'm probably gonna just file for insurance and handle it that way. I guess I'm a big ol lib human being like that bearded dude but I'm probably not down to do murder to someone who's just taking my stuff.

Lmao at this loser who wouldn't lay down his life to protect his flat screen TV

You don't deserve 4K HDTV

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007


So I take it this guy groped a starbucks barista and now he's doing the ":smuggo:triggered?" thing now that people are pointing it out in his mentions.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

So I take it this guy groped a starbucks barista and now he's doing the ":smuggo:triggered?" thing now that people are pointing it out in his mentions.

Maybe. More realistically it's like this.

:j: "I'm sick of guys perving on me while I'm working at Starbucks."

:smug: " What's the big deal? You should be flattered! It's not like they grabbed your boobs and went honk! honk! Or anything like that"

Then he makes the first comic, which has him grabbing the tits of some barista to make some point about sexual harassment? And then when people retweeted his cringy take, he doubled down with these comics here.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

He should keep making the stupid groping comics so they can be brought up with any respectable outlet he tries to work at

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Uncle Wemus posted:

He should keep making the stupid groping comics so they can be brought up with any respectable outlet he tries to work at

https://twitter.com/GPrime85/status/1534171564610043905?t=I-4GhSDW4QG6iRkNqd4WcA&s=19
:ironicat:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
he does raise a good point















it would be cool as hell to have prehensile, presumably expandable titties to beat up creeps with. pretty sure that's a cut incredibles 2 scene

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

loquacius posted:

I mean

It's phrased strawmannishly but

Yeah honestly

If the strawman liberal has insurance he can replace it and his children don't get stabbed

Why exactly is he supposed to get killed for his plasma TV

Also a great explanation of why lethal mantraps are standard for property security

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011



mawarannahr
May 21, 2019







guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.


DYING FOR US OPEN'S TENNIS PROFITS

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

So I take it this guy groped a starbucks barista and now he's doing the ":smuggo:triggered?" thing now that people are pointing it out in his mentions.

IIRC a little while back, there was a meme in Twitter and Reddit circles among porn/cheese cake artists where someone asks a Starbucks barista (usually drawn wearing the apron and nothing underneath) for breast milk in their latte, the joke being that the woman is so attractive that the man cannot answer the question "Whole, skim, or soy milk?" without blubbering and tripping over his words like an 80s teen movie protagonist.

What this has to do with feminism or politics, and why George is so hung up on it, is a mystery left for the reader to unravel.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Toph Bei Fong posted:

IIRC a little while back, there was a meme in Twitter and Reddit circles among porn/cheese cake artists where someone asks a Starbucks barista (usually drawn wearing the apron and nothing underneath) for breast milk in their latte, the joke being that the woman is so attractive that the man cannot answer the question "Whole, skim, or soy milk?" without blubbering and tripping over his words like an 80s teen movie protagonist.

What this has to do with feminism or politics, and why George is so hung up on it, is a mystery left for the reader to unravel.

Another DbD parallel -- Muir also frequently overfixated on some porn meme or other and tried to make it about politics/culture-war with a pretty low success rate

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



loquacius posted:

Another DbD parallel -- Muir also frequently overfixated on some porn meme or other and tried to make it about politics/culture-war with a pretty low success rate

At this rate, I expect he'll try to do some comics about Goth IHOP or Femboy Hooters next

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

the mere existence of Femboy Hooters as a concept is anathema to the conservative view of the world, even their liberal strawmen are fat middle-aged bald dudes with beards and/or ponytails

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Most of Muir's were boomer-accessible stuff like thigh gaps or the thing where a lady on a beach towel takes a picture of her body from her own perspective or something like that; I'm not sure how online the alt-right equivalent could really get since they're still, eg, trying to be pro-porn but anti-OnlyFans

pretty much gotta be cartoon porn only

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011



avatar plz

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jen Sorensen:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

WampaLord posted:

Jen Sorensen:



I like how the people going into the city do nothing of value

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

I thought the point of cryptos was that they don't have to care what the gov does.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

PerniciousKnid posted:

I thought the point of cryptos was that they don't have to care what the gov does.

Only when they go up when they go down it's big government sabotage

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

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Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

PerniciousKnid posted:

I thought the point of cryptos was that they don't have to care what the gov does.

Ben's crypto portfolio is in the shitter and therefore they were Always Bad as of a few days ago.

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