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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I'd eat with this hosed up wiener.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

I'd eat with this hosed up wiener.

That's cool I guess, but how do you feel about the food?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

now add sugar and you have what I believe is the standard Korean corn dog

i guess usually the potatoes aren't minced first though

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Alhazred posted:

It's also possible to make bagels before you embark on a camping trip and take them with you.

They probably would've gone bad on the three day voyage across the Atlantic.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

now add sugar and you have what I believe is the standard Korean corn dog

i guess usually the potatoes aren't minced first though

Korean corn dogs are to American corn dogs like what happens when house cats get introduced to an isolated island flightless bird population. 10 years from now the humble American corn dog may well be extinct.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


This feels like someone trying to invent the scotch egg from scratch.

Hmmm, sausage, but sausage with... something around it, crunchy, deep fried, deep fried containing sausage, could we put something else inside too? The sausage must go inside.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hello AFP thread, been a while.

I see you are talking American foods. Well that's well and Dandy. Our local baseball team here in Canada has something that I think qualifies for this thread.




...Yes I am going to a game later this summer and yes I will eat this for your enjoyment you sick fucks




So I ate this fucker. So, all in all it was pretty loving good*. The fries were nicely seasoned and battered, and held up well. Cheese curds were fresh and squeaky, chicken fingers and burgers did well with the gravy and the onion rings added a nice crunch and sweetness. I then promptly fell asleep at the game, although it may have been the 5 beers, or the fact that it was a really loving boring game.

*The sausage was loving godawful tho. When not even the gravy can save it, you got problems

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm glad you survived the titan poutine

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bunnyofdoom posted:




So I ate this fucker. So, all in all it was pretty loving good*. The fries were nicely seasoned and battered, and held up well. Cheese curds were fresh and squeaky, chicken fingers and burgers did well with the gravy and the onion rings added a nice crunch and sweetness. I then promptly fell asleep at the game, although it may have been the 5 beers, or the fact that it was a really loving boring game.

*The sausage was loving godawful tho. When not even the gravy can save it, you got problems

onion ring poutine sounds fantastic in general.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Take care, though, you don't want to get too exotic

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
https://i.imgur.com/FTg5AHT.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

drat now I want maccers hamburger.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:


Take care, though, you don't want to get too exotic

Excellent user name idea though

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Is there garlic in this rice?"

"Nope."

"I'll give you another chance, bub; is there, or is there not, garlic in this?"

"I told you already, there ain't any garlic in it!"

[tossing the rice and kicking a chair] "You think I'm stupid? I got a baby's loving palate? There's garlic in this rice, you son of a b--"

[a voice crackles over the radio] Johnson get your rear end in here! You're off this case!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Real life mildly embarrassing public lol when I scrolled down to this

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


Must be a small Maccy's to do them one at a time

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

Captain Hygiene posted:


Take care, though, you don't want to get too exotic

Oh like YOU know how to spell soupçon. Like any of us does! I had to copy-paste the word just to make the weird c thingy!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

GOD drat YOU THIS GAVE ME VIETNAM FLASHBACKS

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT TO PAINT IT BLACK

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Your regular weird reminder that the cuisine served at every meal, including state banquets, at Buckingham Palace is Classic French, except NO loving GARLIC because the Queen hates garlic.

Imagine the horror of French food sans garlic.
What the hell is left?

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Butter

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Pookah posted:

Your regular weird reminder that the cuisine served at every meal, including state banquets, at Buckingham Palace is Classic French, except NO loving GARLIC because the Queen hates garlic.

Imagine the horror of French food sans garlic.
What the hell is left?

Well she’s a vampire so

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Queen eating escargots without butter, garlic, wine, or heat

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Brawnfire posted:

The Queen eating escargots without butter, garlic, wine, or heat

"She was called Victoria, because she had beaten us in battle ... and she was called Gloriana, because she was glorious, and she was called the Queen, because the human mouth is not shaped to pronounce her true name." - Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Defender of the Faith scurrying through the underbrush eagerly throwing over every rock and fallen tree trunk and gorging herself on the slimy life squirming in the rot underneath all the while moaning and growling with pure pleasure.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

The Queen eating escargots without butter, garlic, wine, or heat

Definitely Gollum's best riddle

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Watching a miracle happen in real time

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

One loving pickle? What is this horseshit?

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

MrYenko posted:

One loving pickle? What is this horseshit?

Sir, this is a Wendy's McDonald's.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

MrYenko posted:

One loving pickle? What is this horseshit?

they used to yell at us if we used too many :(

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

FreudianSlippers posted:

Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Defender of the Faith scurrying through the underbrush eagerly throwing over every rock and fallen tree trunk and gorging herself on the slimy life squirming in the rot underneath all the while moaning and growling with pure pleasure.

This is even better if you imagine some guards and assistants standing stiffly alongside as she does this.

"The Queen's hunt is... well underway..."

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
What y'all think this tastes like

https://i.imgur.com/HTfqOM7.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

What y'all think this tastes like

https://i.imgur.com/HTfqOM7.mp4

I'm actively trying not to

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

I'm imagining sweet, a bit creamy, mildly spicy, *very* tangy. Probably like a mix of... sweet chili and honey mustard? With a few other bits like the ketchup and such.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Was that two buckets of oil? Or like, tahini?

Initial thought was honey but it looked too viscous. whatever the opposite of viscous is.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
Really confused by the orange condiment. What is that?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


good thing they added those two small bottles of dijon to smooth out the massive tub of yellow mustard

edit: ^^ I had to rewatch it a few times to check the label, it's French dressing

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Admiral Joeslop posted:

Was that two buckets of oil? Or like, tahini?

Initial thought was honey but it looked too viscous. whatever the opposite of viscous is.

That's the one I'm curious about, I have no idea what it is or what it's adding.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
my guess was date syrup

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

King of Solomon posted:

Really confused by the orange condiment. What is that?

The Arabic title of the post auto-translated to "dangerous sauce". One of the comments said something about honey so I think that might be the mystery liquid

E: sorry you meant the French dressing, I was referring to the whole end result lol

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Was that two buckets of oil? Or like, tahini?

Initial thought was honey but it looked too viscous. whatever the opposite of viscous is.

Maybe they warmed them up a bit before pouring? Honey was my initial thought too, but I was also like "wow, why can't I ever get it to pour that easily?"

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