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I have never once taken a bath or shower and I get nothing but complements on my warts and radiant green skin.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I can't not shower after I get up in the morning. I feel so gross if I don't Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't understand how people frequently go to bed without showering. I feel itchy all night if I don't. The "shower in the morning" vs "shower in the evening" wars will be brutal and bloody. But clean. Seriously though, morning or evening, I fell yucky if I don't shower every day. I also can not get my head around people who go weeks without cleaning themselves.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:26 |
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i shower every other day but it's because i can't stand not washing my hair and it gets too unmanageable if i wash it every day. sometimes i take one anyway on the off day though. so it's more like 5 or 6 times a week in a muggy awful summer like this one.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:27 |
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when i delivered pizzas i'd shower twice a day, because who the gently caress wants to get off work and smell like pizza all night
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:28 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:The "shower in the morning" vs "shower in the evening" wars will be brutal and bloody. But clean. I shared a hotel room with a college friend and I actually appreciated that we had different shower preferences because I got to shower in the evening and they would shower in the morning.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:29 |
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In the winter I shower in the morning to wake up, in the summer I shower in the evening to cool down before sleep. Showers feel so amazingly good.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:This feels like a Bender type maneuver My Name Is Earl comes to mind. "One: Bought beer for minors. Two: Stole beer from minors."
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Larry Parrish posted:i shower every other day but it's because i can't stand not washing my hair and it gets too unmanageable if i wash it every day. sometimes i take one anyway on the off day though. so it's more like 5 or 6 times a week in a muggy awful summer like this one. if u have straight hair see if bar shampoo helps, i had this issue and it helped to tame my formerly-untamed locks do not do this if u have curly hair, it will twist together into a mass with the same density and scrubbing power as steel wool
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:31 |
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blatman posted:if u have straight hair see if bar shampoo helps, i had this issue and it helped to tame my formerly-untamed locks i have wavy hair which has all the non tangle power of straight hair and the gravity defying impossible to control power of curly hair. i pretty much just have to pray it doesn't decide to stick up that day lol. or get it cut short enough it can't tangle or cowlick but im not in the loving air force anymore so im not doing that.
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I know a lot of people say they shower less when they're depressed, but during times I've been severely depressed I shower more. I'll shower three times a day.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I don't understand how people frequently go to bed without showering. I feel itchy all night if I don't. Sure, I'll be clean for about half and hour until I fall asleep in my bowl of bedghetti.
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Larry Parrish posted:i have wavy hair which has all the non tangle power of straight hair and the gravity defying impossible to control power of curly hair. i pretty much just have to pray it doesn't decide to stick up that day lol. or get it cut short enough it can't tangle or cowlick but im not in the loving air force anymore so im not doing that. how appropriate that you left the air force only to fall victim to the hair force
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I know a lot of people say they shower less when they're depressed, but during times I've been severely depressed I shower more. I'll shower three times a day. When I was super depressed I would just sit in a bath for hours and read.
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hallo spacedog posted:When I was super depressed I would just sit in a bath for hours and read. i love readin in the bathtub, maybe i'm depressed
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I know a lot of people say they shower less when they're depressed, but during times I've been severely depressed I shower more. I'll shower three times a day. It's 50/50. Some depression is "sit like a lump in filth" depression, some is "maybe if I take a shower, I will be free from this world for a while" depression.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:42 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Fortunately it just came up in another thread Okay this reminds me, one more pizza monster story. So it's a university area and the pizza spots are still open when the bars close so lots of drunkies coming in for cheap slices. Because everyone is awful there is a Sauce Area where there is garlic sauce, olive oil, hot sauce, ranch and such to put on the pizza near the counter. This one drunk girl comes in and asks for a bunch of pizza. We prepare it but then she admits she has no money. That's simple, no pizza for you, there is a line out the door so move along, lady. A few minutes later she comes back with a glint in her eye and offers to trade us her camera for the pizza. It is a decent camera and this was before smartphones, so probably cost at least 150 bucks. I'm not an rear end in a top hat so I'm not going to take advantage of this drunk girl and get a whole camera for a few slices. We all laugh about it and tell her no. She then starts busting out random stuff from her purse to add to the jackpot like her fliphone, a bracelet, a Koosh ball, and so on, while we're just laughing our asses off and telling her no, you're drunk, go home. We gather up all the things and start trying to put them back in her purse, and when I look up again she is posted up at the sauce area just pouring whole ladles of ranch sauce down her throat like a dog who got into the bacon and knows it's caught. She started crying and sputtering ranch before her friends finally dragged her away, as she screamed and shouted about what a ripoff lovely pizza joint we were. She came back the next day for all her stuff without saying a single word.
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Mr. Grapes! posted:Okay this reminds me, one more pizza monster story. Lol The true walk of shame
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BrigadierSensible posted:The "shower in the morning" vs "shower in the evening" wars will be brutal and bloody. But clean. WFH allows for the best of both worlds, a mid-day shower.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:49 |
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How often someone needs to shower is going to vary from person to person, depending on how gross they're getting on a daily basis, their skin type, and other such stuff. Some people need a daily shower, some people can do just fine (and are overall healthier) only doing so two to three times a week. Just depends on the person. Most people do wash their hair way, way too often though.
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I replaced my flesh with a composite molybdenum shell and of course, my consciousness stored on a remote server rack so if my body ever does become dirty I cast it into the smelting plant and forge myself a new one, untainted by your kind, HACKER
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Barudak posted:I replaced my flesh with a composite molybdenum shell and of course, my consciousness stored on a remote server rack so if my body ever does become dirty I cast it into the smelting plant and forge myself a new one, untainted by your kind, HACKER Guillotine for just getting a new body instead of washing it Robourgeoisie scum
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Electric Wrigglies posted:It's hilariously expensive in business class once you have a few kids to keep everyone together so understand why some put their kids down the back with the helper but I would be mortified if a friend of mine paid for my ticket while their partner rode down the back - I would be swapping seats at least but also trying to find some excuse not to go on that trip at all. The kids were left at OP's mom's house, so even that's not an excuse. quantumwell posted:This one makes me want to vomit, ever heard of baby bels or cheese sticks you two cheese goblins ? What do you expect them to do, eat cheese without anti-caking agents? Mmm, chemically treated cellulose. Shithouse Dave posted:Are cheese graters not a thing in the US, like electric kettles? We call them microwaves. But seriously, electric kettles are definitely a thing in the US but most people prefer the additional counter space unless they make a lot of tea or pasta. A drip coffee maker is more typical. I tried setting up a electric kettle in my home office once, but on top of all the other electronics it tripped a breaker Mr. Grapes! posted:harrowing stories of WW2 and hunting communists in the mountains. You realize you were working for a fascist, right? The anti-communist forces during the Greek civil war were in large part made up of the Nazi-sympathizing militias that formed up during WW2 that were later supported by the UK and US. AngryRobotsInc posted:How often someone needs to shower is going to vary from person to person, depending on how gross they're getting on a daily basis, their skin type, and other such stuff. Some people need a daily shower, some people can do just fine (and are overall healthier) only doing so two to three times a week. Just depends on the person. Your bedsheets are filthy, hth. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 5, 2022 |
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The most important thing is if you're not showering that day, you give your rear end a blast from your bidet in order to ensure you don't bring any swamp rear end funk into bed with you at night.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 05:36 |
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quantumwell posted:They used to be common but big cheese came along with the allure of pre-grated cheese since we're too drat The thing that sucks about pre-shredded cheese though is that it often has a powder coating that makes it not melt right in sauces.
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AITA for telling my friend "she'd wish the only thing her daughter was going through was a divorce"quote:My daughter passed away two months ago. She was only in her mid-twenties. My heart is absolutely broken and our family is going through the worst time of our lives. Our extended family and friends have reached out and been supportive which I'm very grateful for. https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/368542088897372161
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AITA for telling my wife it’s ridiculous to cry over soup?quote:My wife is four months pregnant with our fifth child. We have a 7 year old girl, 6 year old girl, 4 year old boy and a 2 year old boy now. Since childcare is so expensive she has been staying home. Money is tight right now and her car broke down so we have been relying on mine. the ops a doofus, why not just go "oh except the soup"
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Booky posted:AITA for telling my wife it’s ridiculous to cry over soup? How can you be that dumb after having gone through kid production that many times before
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 06:04 |
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AITA for hiding my job to a new date?quote:I (30F) matched with a high school teacher on bumble (31M). I intentionally didn’t list my job because I honestly have had some negative experience because my dates made assumptions about me. I put that I was a tutor (which to be fair, is true, I indeed tutor privately and volunteer as a tutor in after school programs).
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AITA for naming my baby the same name my ex boyfriend and his girlfriend were going to name theirs even though it was mine first.quote:Me (26F) and my (29M) ex boyfriend Marlo had planned to have our first baby in 2019. We planned to name her Alessandra Davin because it was my grandma’s name who died that year, and my mom’s middle name.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for hiding my job to a new date? Yet another case of a dude who helpfully outs himself as a poo poo before you get too invested
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for naming my baby the same name my ex boyfriend and his girlfriend were going to name theirs even though it was mine first. Just , why do you care about what your ex thinks about your baby name choice? He sure as hell didn't care about yours when he thought he managed to steal it!
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 06:12 |
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Pretty sure it's fake, but I can't pass up a good pun AITA for making money in unsavory ways bc we’re low income quote:My(31) wife(26) just found out that I was selling candy to make extra money. We both work. I have two jobs. Currently going back to school. But the jobs we work aren’t enough to fully support us. Hence why I’m starting school in September. So for a while I’ve been selling candy behind her back so that we had extra funds. I wasn’t selling so much that we were making buttloads of money but I would always have cash or cashapp loaded because of my sales and a majority of our bills were paid. I hurt my back in February and was out of work for 5 months. So I’ve had to do a lot of catching up. She got super upset and told me that I was going to get caught and that I should stop. So I did. I didn’t wanna stop selling but I did it because I love my wife and I can’t afford to get in anymore trouble. But we’re so broke right now. We have no support from family or any mutual aid in my town or even online. It hasn’t been easy since I stopped selling candy. Working two jobs. She works 45 hours a week. And we raise my 12 year old. I want to go back to selling candy. So I’m asking AITA for selling candy behind my wife’s back so we could make ends meet?
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quantumwell posted:They used to be common but big cheese came along with the allure of pre-grated cheese since we're too drat I only have a grater, not a cheese grater. It's stainless steel so I just throw it in the washing machine like everything else.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for hiding my job to a new date? she's hiding her job from everybody reading the post is... is that the joke
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Pretty sure it's fake, but I can't pass up a good pun I expected weed, but was really hoping for rear end.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:AITA for hiding my job to a new date? I'm assuming we all jumped to OnlyFans or stripping, but there's a surprise turn here: quote:I do liver transplants anesthesia. These are no joke. Liver transplants have a high mortality rate - highest for all living organ donors. So this is more than cosemetics. Plus i believe in bodily autonomy. No clue why she would hide that though. Maybe the boyfriend is a Jehovah's Witness or 7th Day Adventist?
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Pretty sure it's fake, but I can't pass up a good pun I don't think it's fake just drop in replace drugs for candy. I know all the hip slang. standing on the corner selling ringdings and Oreos.
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what negative assumptions are there about anaesthetists? that they make a buttload of money??
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:I'm assuming we all jumped to OnlyFans or stripping, but there's a surprise turn here: I was raised SDA and I'm pretty sure there's nothing about transplants being forbidden?
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Foo Diddley posted:she's hiding her job from everybody reading the post She refused to answer in this thread claiming “it wasn’t relevant”, but in another thread she said, “I do liver transplants anesthesia. These are no joke.” Kind of weird to say that you do anesthesia for a single type of organ transplant but maybe something got lost in translation. Either way, why would people treat you like poo poo for being a doctor? EFB
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