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I just recently moved into a place with a bidet and it's loving fantastic. I mean taking a nice big dump is great all by itself. But add in giving your butthole a nice warm shower? That's living, let me tell you. And when you finish up with toilet paper you're done in like two wipes. Seriously highly recommended. If you don't have space for a proper bidet, go ahead and try one of those thing you can fit on a toilet, I bet they're great too. Anyway, I'm going go wash my anus. Catch you guys later.
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And if you can't find a bidet you can always piss on your own rear end in a top hat. It's free and easy.
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Aug 13, 2022 21:36
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just poop upside down like you would in nature and you won't need the bidet
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Aug 13, 2022 21:37
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Bidets are a game changer for my blood dump days.
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Aug 13, 2022 21:42
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i would give up my phone before i gave up my bidet.
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Aug 13, 2022 21:43
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Das Boo posted:Bidets are a game changer for my blood dump days. I'm in these days right now—it's specifically why I bought a bidet. That and metamucil
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Aug 13, 2022 21:45
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i like to preblast my rear end with ice cold water before a poo poo to shrink up my b-ring so the poo poo comes out like angel hair. my girlfriend loves this. seriously try it.
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Aug 13, 2022 21:47
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Eat more fiber binch
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Aug 13, 2022 21:57
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the bidets that warm up the water and oscillate are extra good
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Aug 13, 2022 21:58
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Blood Dump gangtags when
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Aug 13, 2022 21:58
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AKA Pseudonym posted:
They are. After you've used a bidet, making GBS threads without one feels uncivilized.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:04
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I just piss my rear end in a top hat clean with a clever little set up of funnels and tubes I've constructed
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Aug 13, 2022 22:05
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Das Boo posted:Bidets are a game changer for my blood dump days. Ha Ha. Gross
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Aug 13, 2022 22:11
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They are the only civilized way to clean your butt. Even very basic ones (like the Tushi which I use) are also great at cleaning out assholes before sex. Strongly recommend. I've always been a fan but when we went on our honeymoon to Istanbul my husband fell in love with Turkish toilets. It led to the heartbreak of more than a few Turkish men and I got to be there for it all.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:15
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nah dude he lied all day about the student loan forgiveness e: poo poo misread
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Aug 13, 2022 22:17
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The only civilized way to clean your butt is 3 shells you heathens
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Aug 13, 2022 22:27
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I find they are angled in a weird way and not sure if it's sanitary to refill my water bottle in the toilet I just used OP.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:The only civilized way to clean your butt is 3 shells you heathens 
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Aug 13, 2022 22:30
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Every drinking fountain is an unrealized bidet.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:33
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It's like your first beer. Not only do you grow to like it, eventually life doesn't seem the same without it.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:40
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I use my shower as one. Nothibng like opening your butt cheeks to the wqater flow.
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Aug 13, 2022 22:55
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Cleanse the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat op
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Aug 13, 2022 23:21
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someone post that drawing of the dude endlessly wiping with the roll of toilet paper
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Aug 13, 2022 23:23
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Aug 13, 2022 23:44
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Now replace that with a spray of water, covering him in poo poo. For science.
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Aug 13, 2022 23:47
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Farts from your bowels allows your poo poo to float. But who is farting in your bowel?
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Aug 13, 2022 23:47
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Yes
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Aug 14, 2022 01:29
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Well if it isn't mister fancy-man washing his fancy butthole while we commoners struggle with our dingleberries
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Aug 14, 2022 02:20
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Me in 2020 during worldwide toilet paper shortages, splashing my rear end clean with a bidet on every toilet: 
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Aug 14, 2022 02:27
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Blasting the dookie outta my butt sure has been a life changer. Laser away those turds. Fracking the under depths.
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Aug 14, 2022 02:31
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Bidet crew whats up. I wish i had one of those roles royce toilets where it was all integrated but even if you dont you can buy cheap adapters that work and look great to fit on basically any toilet, check out tushy
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Aug 14, 2022 02:47
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I don’t have anything so fancy as even a bathroom at the moment, so I just use the backyard bidet iykwim
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Aug 14, 2022 02:48
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Bidet and Biden are just one letter off. Is he the powerful squirt to blast the poo poo outta the worlds rear end in a top hat (America)?
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Aug 14, 2022 02:53
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Needs more oscillatory actions. forward and back is all well and good, but I need gentle circles. A wave motion. Titillating zigzags
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Aug 14, 2022 02:58
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Just use your hand
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Aug 14, 2022 03:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just use your hand I can't get it all in there.
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Aug 14, 2022 03:05
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Joseph Pee Bidet
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Aug 14, 2022 03:35
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I don’t even mind the cold water. Very refreshing after a rank spicy poo poo
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You can get them with warm water too lol
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