KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Him you brainwashed!?

You're not Penske material.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 17:44

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# ? May 2, 2024 02:09

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

potee posted:

You're not Penske material.

Oh yeah? Well ta ta, Potee.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 19:25

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

MightyJoe36 posted:

Oh yeah? Well ta ta, Potee.

�Well played.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 21:23

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

bravesword posted:

�Well played.

MightyJoe36 likes to play dirty. Well, there's nothing dirtier... than a giant ball of oil. :smug:

# ? Sep 1, 2022 21:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

What are you going to do? Break my legs? You don't scare me. You or your goons.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 21:52

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

I'm gonna keep on investigating. This thing is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 22:04

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Xabi posted:

I'm gonna keep on investigating. This thing is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.

What do you think, you're so clever figuring that one out? But you don't know the half of what goes on here. So just walk away, Xabi. I beg of you.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:54

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin!

# ? Sep 3, 2022 03:23

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Bird in a Blender posted:

I'm family. I'm having sex with the cousin!

I'm engaged to Mr. Ross's niece. I'm probably gonna be taking over this whole place someday, so if I were you, I would stay on my good side.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 21:33

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

He was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand�

# ? Sep 3, 2022 21:53

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Because he's my butler.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 23:59

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Cherish the cabin.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:40

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

YOU HUNG UP ON MY NANA!?

YOU TOLD NANA TO DROP DEAD!

# ? Sep 6, 2022 03:43

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Vietnamwees posted:

YOU TOLD NANA TO DROP DEAD!

She can't do that, she's on a very fixed income

# ? Sep 6, 2022 06:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

She can't do that, she's on a very fixed income

SIRPABLO

HELLO

SIRPABLO

HELLO

SIRPABLO

ANSWER THE drat PHONE :argh:

# ? Sep 6, 2022 17:43

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

potee posted:

SIRPABLO

HELLO

SIRPABLO

HELLO

SIRPABLO

ANSWER THE drat PHONE

Believe it or not, SirPablo's not home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home

# ? Sep 6, 2022 17:48

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

But if I stay, I get all of it.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I brought a 6-hour tape. That should cover the experiment, your arrest and most of your trial.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 22:57

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Ah, don't worry about a thing. In twenty minutes that place'll be swarming with mailmen. We'll be back on the street by lunch.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 23:57

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

YOU HUNG UP ON MY NANA!?

YOU TOLD NANA TO DROP DEAD!

Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 03:52

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.

HANG ON, GAMMY! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 05:20

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

GAMMY'S GETTIN UPSET!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 06:58

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Stop thief! Stop him! He's got my marble rye!

# ? Sep 7, 2022 12:38

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

See you in Hell SirPablo.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 12:40

bravesword: Apr 13, 2012; Silent Protagonist

Gonna be rough.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 14:51

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Hey cowboy, where's your horse?

# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:12

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I'm so keen-o
On Beef-A-Reeno
What a delicious cuisine-o
Fit for a king and queen-o!

Yeah. Eat up. I got thirty four more cans.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:21

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Do you have any paint thinner? I need like, uh, forty gallons.

# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:12

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

# ? Sep 8, 2022 04:36

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

MightyJoe36 posted:

See you in Hell SirPablo.

It'll only feel like an eternity.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 04:44

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

Do you have any paint thinner? I need like, uh, forty gallons.

In my tool shed, next to the riding mower.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 05:11

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Root Bear posted:

In my tool shed, next to the riding mower.

Listen, I want you to get the posts outta my storage unit.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 05:16

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Oh, no no no...no more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with...my money!

# ? Sep 8, 2022 11:53

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

We can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.

# ? Sep 8, 2022 16:28