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Is the text reader on videos like these innate to tiktok, or is it added by something else? Why does this audio get added? Help, I'm old and confused.
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Sep 19, 2022 20:44
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Shaking lemur butt posted:Is the text reader on videos like these innate to tiktok, or is it added by something else? Why does this audio get added? Help, I'm old and confused. I think it's a built in feature. Like, you don't have to have it, but you can very easily add it, and tiktok culture has evolved in such a way that most serious users of it (not people like you and me who only see tiktok videos when they're uploaded to twitter and then posted in an SA thread, people who actually use the app) prefer to it or just expect it.
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Sep 19, 2022 20:54
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They like it. We all liked "all your base" at 15 for equally inexplicable reasons, we can't really talk poo poo
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Sep 19, 2022 21:36
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i like nice words
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TikTok voice is to videos as Impact Font is to memes.
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Sep 19, 2022 21:40
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Shaking lemur butt posted:Is the text reader on videos like these innate to tiktok, or is it added by something else? Why does this audio get added? Help, I'm old and confused. It's there for people with various disabilities. Normally you would use it to describe what is being seen. But users on tiktok tend to use it more for voice overs. Tiktok does accessibility suprisingly well for what it is. For instance adding speech to captions in a video is really easy. Press a button, wait 30 seconds and there you go.
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Sep 19, 2022 22:07
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Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:This is not “stealing”. It’s the fault of the cashier or the way the store is organized. It was my first day on campus in England for a year of studying abroad, and I went to the store at the University of Leicester's student union to buy lunch. I got, like, a sandwich, and knowing me probably a Thorntons' truffle Anyway, the total came out to about £8, and I gave the cashier a £10 note. She handed me £12 back. I looked at it for a second and said "oh, you gave me too much change" and she stared blankly back at me. I thought somehow she did not understand(?) so I said "I gave you a £10, not a £20, so you should take this £10 note back." She continued staring at me blankly and if I recall correctly was basically as still as the grave. I decided that the cashier had experienced a fatal error and there was no way to resolve this situation and just left with my special bonus pounds Edit for this unimportant addition I forgot: BlackIronHeart posted:Schad is on me, I went to see how much golden US dollar coins are and it's like $40 for 25 coins. *I have done this Whooping Crabs posted:This, still can't believe how Equifax is still in business, and that the payout from 5 years ago still hasn't happened, and that it's going to be somewhere in the range of like $2 rather than $125 per person as suggested. Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Sep 19, 2022 |
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Sep 19, 2022 22:08
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Dr. Quarex posted:This is from a few days ago but it just reminded me of the only time I ever remotely stole from a business I always love it when an act of kindness just bluescreens someone's mind.
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Sep 19, 2022 22:15
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https://i.imgur.com/ZcDBNI8.mp4Anne Whateley posted:They like it. We all liked "all your base" at 15 for equally inexplicable reasons, we can't really talk poo poo All your base is objectively funny though
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Sep 19, 2022 22:30
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Dr. Quarex posted:Anyway, the total came out to about £8, and I gave the cashier a £10 note. She handed me £12 back. I looked at it for a second and said "oh, you gave me too much change" and she stared blankly back at me. I thought somehow she did not understand(?) so I said "I gave you a £10, not a £20, so you should take this £10 note back." She continued staring at me blankly and if I recall correctly was basically as still as the grave. I decided that the cashier had experienced a fatal error and there was no way to resolve this situation and just left with my special bonus pounds I’ve had this happen to me a few times, and while most understood what I was saying and thanked me for being honest (since it likely would have come out of their pay when they zero’d out their till for the night), I had one lady get real indignant with me and acting like I was trying to scam her, so I just said “whoops, my mistake” and left, and I can only assume she realized her error when she went to close out her shift.
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Sep 19, 2022 22:55
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This takes me back. Those pickles toss awesomely. I worked at McDonald's when I was in high school in the 80's and our uniforms had these super cheap caps with plastic brims. During slow times we made a game out of tossing pickles and getting it to stick to the other workers' brims, it was awesome. Bonus if you could sneak it so they didn't notice it and left it there. But yeah most of the time you just got hit in the face with a pickle. It was great.
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Sep 19, 2022 23:05
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minato posted:TikTok voice is to videos as Impact Font is to memes. except it's the perfect pitch to just rip through your ear balls no matter what volume you have things at. it's always SHOCKING when robot lady BUSTS into my audio holes.
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Sep 19, 2022 23:05
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McDonald's mayo looks like semen
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Sep 19, 2022 23:14
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Wendigee posted:McDonald's mayo looks like semen
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Sep 19, 2022 23:40
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Wendigee posted:McDonald's mayo looks like semen It comes from a caulk.
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Sep 19, 2022 23:41
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:What are you eating that makes your semen look like McDonalds mayo? Mostly McDonalds mayo
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Sep 19, 2022 23:51
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Your telling me your semen doesn't look like that? This is very disturbing.
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Sep 20, 2022 00:07
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Mine has chopped lettuce and smears of red in it too. 
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Sep 20, 2022 00:43
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Skwirl posted:I've never been able to ride my bike just sitting straight up not touching the handlebars and have been jealous of people who could, until today. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rih2wyF15F1r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_riezw1O0MV1r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pvv7xzDPpQ1xoyw8p.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rih39z17eT1r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rih2rsnS3j1r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rih3n3tAD71r0uzl6.mp4
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Sep 20, 2022 00:47
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LOL @ the little nugget of poo. Also gently caress cats. No I'm not bitter that one of my new kittens has pissed on my bed and I've only found out now as I was going to bed at 1AM. Little bastards.
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Sep 20, 2022 01:04
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Sep 20, 2022 01:05
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This would never have happened if he had kept Warlock around
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Sep 20, 2022 01:52
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I guess he's not truly beyond meat
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Sep 20, 2022 01:57
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Beyond meat guy got beef
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Sep 20, 2022 01:59
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Am I allowed to eat Fayetteville Arkansas now?
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Sep 20, 2022 02:02
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Floppy is a hacker/programmer who is part of a team that has hijacked an Indian scam call centre. She started her youtube channel with her first hack, where she made the scammers sound like chipmunks. She's now on episode 18, and has now inserted fart and burp sounds. The Schad is that both parties in the call think it's the other side making the noises. I nearly suffocated with laughter listening to this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpHMoezEyU
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Sep 20, 2022 02:08
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I kind of love this. It's clearly an attempt at satirizing the bizarre exercises some people do. But why did he put so many plates under the bench to elevate it? Seems like they'd be better weighing it down. In any case, doing a 'kayak paddle' motion with even the bare bar is kind of impressive. LloydDobler posted:This takes me back. Those pickles toss awesomely. I worked at McDonald's when I was in high school in the 80's and our uniforms had these super cheap caps with plastic brims. During slow times we made a game out of tossing pickles and getting it to stick to the other workers' brims, it was awesome. Bonus if you could sneak it so they didn't notice it and left it there. But yeah most of the time you just got hit in the face with a pickle. It was great. A restaurant I used to work BOH in had a similar pastime which we called 'pickleback'. Surreptitiously stick a pickle slice to someone's shirt, like patting the new hire on the back for smashing the dinner rush or something. That's all there is to it. Tangentially related and I know I've brought this up in other threads, but it also reminds me of a buddy's personal tradition: "Every time I drunkenly go to McD's and order a McDouble, I take one pickle slice out and stick it to the most expensive-looking car I can find."
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Sep 20, 2022 02:14
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I guess he's not truly beyond meat Literally A Person posted:Beyond meat guy got beef Bit on the nose, don't you think? 
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Sep 20, 2022 03:02
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Bertha the Toaster posted:LOL @ the little nugget of poo. They do stuff like that when they feel bad because they're seeking out scents that make them feel better, which in this case includes you. You monster. Mister Speaker posted:It's clearly an attempt at satirizing the bizarre exercises some people do. Oh you sweet summer child  Absolutely no way he was not trying to legit work his 'rowing' muscles so he could crush it that weekend out in his kayak.Paper Tiger posted:Bit on the nose, don't you think? Reading the article I think it was very clearly off the nose 
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Sep 20, 2022 04:03
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Takes No Damage posted:They do stuff like that when they feel bad because they're seeking out scents that make them feel better, which in this case includes you. You monster. it was just a bit off the nose
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Sep 20, 2022 06:38
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Uber just got mega hacked Follow-up 
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Sep 20, 2022 06:54
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fuctifino posted:Floppy is a hacker/programmer who is part of a team that has hijacked an Indian scam call centre. She started her youtube channel with her first hack, where she made the scammers sound like chipmunks. Thank you for this, it's incredible. I sometimes try to dick around the car warranty dudes by describing my car as either a fake model (Buick Aileron or Mercedes Portia) or something impossibly old like a Packard Six and see how long it takes for them to hang up. One time the dude stayed on the line until I said my license plate number was 3. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Sep 20, 2022 |
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Sep 20, 2022 07:00
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Thank you for this, it's incredible. Couple years ago a guy in my office got one of those scam calls where they tell you the IRS is coming to arrest you right now unless you pay them off. He put his phone on speaker and strung them along for a good 20 minutes, escalated up to a "manager" and everything. They wanted him to drive to a grocery store and buy gift cards and read them the codes  It fell apart when he told them he was in his car and they wanted him to honk his horn to prove it. I had almost pulled up a car horn sound board when he just told them to gently caress off and hung up.
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Sep 20, 2022 08:38
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Takes No Damage posted:Couple years ago a guy in my office got one of those scam calls where they tell you the IRS is coming to arrest you right now unless you pay them off. He put his phone on speaker and strung them along for a good 20 minutes, escalated up to a "manager" and everything. They wanted him to drive to a grocery store and buy gift cards and read them the codes I think I once told an IRS scam caller that I was a sovereign citizen on the land and I'd shoot any revenuers they sent after me.
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Sep 20, 2022 09:25
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Sep 20, 2022 10:04
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Thank you for this, it's incredible. Number plates here are sequential and people basically own them once they're issued. Usually taxi drivers in town will buy up the super low numbers as a kind of dick-measuring contest with the other cabbies to be the most OG or something. I've seen 2 and 3 on cabs here. 420 was on a green chrome Lambo that was blasting dub as it drove past. Someone paid $160k for a number plate about five years back https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/society/very-special-_swiss-number-plate-breaks-auction-record/42979574
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Sep 20, 2022 10:07
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Sovereign Citizen decides to argue his way out of a problem with the cops https://twitter.com/ExposingNV/status/1571374308576067586
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Sep 20, 2022 10:37
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I didn't have sound on and it looped so well I thought she was watching kid after kid ride off the road.
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Sep 20, 2022 10:40
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sovereign Citizen decides to argue his way out of a problem with the cops I honestly feel bad for these people to a certain degree. Just complete ignorance on how the world works. Like even if all his bullshit was true, he should know cops can pretty much freely ignore the law.
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Sep 20, 2022 10:57
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LifeSunDeath posted:except it's the perfect pitch to just rip through your ear balls no matter what volume you have things at. it's always SHOCKING when robot lady BUSTS into my audio holes.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I think I once told an IRS scam caller that I was a sovereign citizen on the land and I'd shoot any revenuers they sent after me. lol
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