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Shindragon posted:Which is why I'm still hoping whatever they have for Hank for the movie, even if it short it delivers on his growth. He's gonna join the guild and arch dean. Who am I kidding, doc and Jackson would never use a plot twist that predictable.
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Beard Dandruff posted:He's gonna join the guild and arch dean. Who am I kidding, doc and Jackson would never use a plot twist that predictable. He steals the presidential time machine and arches Jonas.
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Chieves posted:Eh, Mars and Jupiter for sure. The other ones aren't nearly as huge in the public conscious. Gladiator uses Mars without even bothering to file the serial number off
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pablo gbscobar posted:Gary 100% would've posted here in the early/mid 2000s. He still would be posting. He'd just be splitting his time between the movie, comic, and fitness subforums. "Dude, I'm telling you, you can get sick gains without juicing. Let me tell you the Guild's super secret recipe for muscle building powder. On second thought, slide into my DMs if you want the deets."
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pixaal posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=gary C'mon now, I feel like Gary would give himself a sicker username than just his name ....or would he?? 
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I think I found his account, but all his posts seem to be locked behind some forum I can’t see (216 posts, but nothing in the search results if I try to search their posts). Must be a guild sub-forum. https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=viceroy
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His goldmined [Ask] me about Henching threads are classics of the format, even if he did end up threadbanned from the Smurfs megathread after melting down when someone bought him a big red ASK ME ABOUT PAPA SMURFS BIG F***ING BEARD custom av
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One female, that implies they lay eggs!
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pixaal posted:One female, that implies they lay eggs! (apparently more lady Smurfs appeared in later media)
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Where do Smurfs come from?
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Belgium, like Smurfs, is not real.
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uber_stoat posted:Belgium, like Smurfs, is not real. It exists solely as a word for use in serious screenplays
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Mraagvpeine posted:Where do Smurfs come from? I think it's a stork. Been a while, though.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:they're both wrong, it is canon Smurf lore that Gargamel created Smurfette to infiltrate the Smurfs, so whatever their reproductive system is, it ain't dependent on her Ok, sure, but the Extra Credits podcast informed me that adult male Smurfs have what's called the Smurfette Dream which signals that they are physically mature enough to sexually procreate with female Smurfs. So, mammal, actually, according to one section of weirdos on the internet that can't stop writing Smurf fanfiction.
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https://twitter.com/burgeroise/status/1574350667116085249
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I just wanted someone to yell smurfs don't lay eggs.
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Mraagvpeine posted:Where do Smurfs come from? My theory is spores. They are self-aware, mobile fungus. They don't just live in mushrooms. Those mushrooms are part of their lifecycle.
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I'd definitely believe storks lay eggs, being aquatic and all.
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Gnome de plume posted:I'd definitely believe storks lay eggs, being aquatic and all. Is this a reference to something or one of the most dizzying thoughts I've been presented with all day
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Sash! posted:My theory is spores. Smurfs aren't thallids!
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Gnome de plume posted:I'd definitely believe storks lay eggs, being aquatic and all. Yeah just like dolphins 
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Snorks, I meant to put the Smurfs of the sea
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Whoaaaa. Better dolphin.
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Hot dolphin! 
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You dried up little keebler… YOU POISONED ME!
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Sash! posted:My theory is spores. This made me think that if they are spores then maybe a Smurf is a juvenile WH40k Ork.
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pablo gbscobar posted:Gary 100% would've posted here in the early/mid 2000s.
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So it’s safe to say the Movie escaped the great discovery animation cull right? We would’ve heard about a cancellation by now I’d think
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hatty posted:So it’s safe to say the SMURFS ARE MAMMALS right? We would’ve heard about THEM LAYING EGGS by now I’d think Good question! It's still up in the air, because some mammals lay eggs, and not everything that has hair is a mammal. I'm just glad you weren't talking about all those shows that were getting the axe, because talking about it raises visibility, and the best hope for Venture Bros: The Motion Picture (Now In Glorious EXTRA COLOR!!) is to stay under the radar. Talking about it too much is like flying an experimental supersonic jet over Ünderland.
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SpiderLink posted:I think it's a stork. Been a while, though. On a blue moon.
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Papa Smurf has a beard, clearly mammalian
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hatty posted:Papa Smurf has a beard, clearly mammalian I mean, that or something exposed to Goliath serum
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hatty posted:So it’s safe to say the Movie escaped the great discovery animation cull right? We would’ve heard about a cancellation by now I’d think Stuff is still hitting so I'm not going to feel safe until I have the Blu-ray in my grubby hands Final Space was just pulled for sale everywhere so they can vault it and write it off. I would say if you don't already own the DVDs/blurays, stock up because you never know.
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In another thread, somebody posted that Amazon(?) was pulling access to digital copies of Final Space that had been purchased in their store. I feel like that's happened before (maybe with iTunes?). Like even if you paid a price commensurate to purchasing physical copies of these seasons, you're losing access to them--in this case likely forever. EDIT: Here it is. I haven't vetted it myself.  So yeah, apparently purchase physical copies and/or pirate your media, because you don't ever truly own access to them otherwise. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Sep 29, 2022 |
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Smurfs is shockingly consistent about this, when they have the Smurf Babies they actually create a female one similar to Smurfette specifically so they have a female one to grow up with. The Snorks also end up adopting a couple of robots meant to infiltrate them into their community and they become regulars, in similar fashion.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:In another thread, somebody posted that Amazon(?) was pulling access to digital copies of Final Space that had been purchased in their store. I feel like that's happened before (maybe with iTunes?). Like even if you paid a price commiserate to purchasing physical copies of these seasons, you're losing access to them--in this case likely forever. I have pirated copies of VB for just this reason. I've bought them on physical AND digital so I don't feel bad about having a backup.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:pirate your media, because you don't ever truly own access to them otherwise. 
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I seem to still have access to my Final Space purchases on Amazon thankfully. What sucks is only the first two were even released on physical media.
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I can't remember what software it was off the top of my head, but I have something that lets me rip DVDs and Blu-rays (and doesn't seem to get tripped up by protection measures), so I buy physical and immediately make a backup to go on HDD; one day I'll turn it into a NAS so I can access them anywhere as well.
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