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Rad-daddio posted:My youngest son has a few guitars, and he took lessons for two years. Have you ever jumped over one of your sons on a motorcycle
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My advice is: if you get the opportunity, definitely try loving. It's cool and something i do a lot, as an aging sexhaver. And if you don't like it, well, they say if you don't like something you just gotta taste it 11 times, then you'll like it.
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kntfkr posted:I like hooker with a penis but the best tool song is when Paz puts her hair up in the A Perfect Circle Judith video. I checked this out and it is indeed really cool, thanks kntfkr
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Here's actual advice for everyone: I don't care who you are and the scenario you're in, wear a condom if you're going up a butt.
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Sep 28, 2022 20:27
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Edward Mass posted:Here's actual advice for everyone: I don't care who you are and the scenario you're in, wear a condom if you're going up a butt. Coward.
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Sep 28, 2022 20:28
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Really appreciate how the OP feels justified in removing any advice I might have, simply because I am a boomer. 
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Sep 28, 2022 20:31
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Genesplicer posted:Really appreciate how the OP feels justified in removing any advice I might have, simply because I am a boomer. You have to be a greatest or a silent at this rate.
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Sep 28, 2022 20:36
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gently caress voted 1 twice
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Best advice: Time is short. Do your best with what you've got. Senor P. fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 28, 2022 |
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Sep 28, 2022 21:33
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This '90's sage-words-of-spoken-advice-set-to-music is lately being played regularly on Australia's primo music clip show, Rage (it's like MTV back when it was a rock clip station and was good ): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI The song is Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann, and I like all the advice in it, it's all good. It's rather like a track that was a hit way back when (in the '80's or before, from memory), which likewise suggested not smegging too much with your hair. Edit: Added link to clip, whoops. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Sep 28, 2022 |
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Sep 28, 2022 21:38
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i like this song but to pretend it's some deep message you gotta listen to is really goofy. lateralus and aenima are good, and I really like wings pt1/2 from 10,000 days because i like songs that are vibes and 18m songs rule.
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Sep 28, 2022 21:50
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Pladdicus posted:i like this song but to pretend it's some deep message you gotta listen to is really goofy. lateralus and aenima are good, and I really like wings pt1/2 from 10,000 days because i like songs that are vibes and 18m songs rule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kLJp28usdk
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Sep 28, 2022 21:52
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gently caress college. Learn a trade.
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Sep 28, 2022 21:53
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Jay_Zombie posted:gently caress college. Na, I was a Senior+++ when I finally dropped out. I have no degree. College was still very, very much worth the time. I'd modify this to, 'Don't feel like College is the only way' and also add, 'College is about way more then the sheet of paper at the end'.
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Sep 28, 2022 21:58
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Whatever you do, don't. Or do.
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Sep 28, 2022 22:02
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I had this roommate in college who would put a Tool CD on repeat, strip down to a pair of shorts and stand balanced on a basketball for hours at time. My advice to the youth of America is to not do that.
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Lol never click on videos
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Isn't MJK a sex criminal? I think some girls came out who were underage at the time and idk if those allegations were substantiated but... Oh yeah and they came out with another tool album like last year and I listened to it and it was pretty good! I think. I'm not 15 anymore though so into the trash. Don't drink MJKs wine either . That's my advice to all the many young people here.
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Sep 28, 2022 22:20
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I listened to the newest tool album and it was just screeches and bumps!!
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I don't think there are any teens here any more. But if there is one, my advice would be to leave the US ASAP. Unless you aren't in the US then it is don't come here, even on vacation. Maybe figure out how to move to Norway or Denmark. Learn the language and get involved in some field where they'd be happy to have you. Or just watch the US slowly disintegrate into fascism and laugh about it, I guess.
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Teens don't heed advice, OP.
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Sep 28, 2022 23:13
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Edward Mass posted:Here's actual advice for everyone: I don't care who you are and the scenario you're in, wear a condom if you're going up a butt. Why? You afraid of making a butt baby or somethin?
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Edward Mass posted:Here's actual advice for everyone: I don't care who you are and the scenario you're in, wear a condom if you're going up a butt. whatever dad
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Sep 29, 2022 00:42
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dont do meth 
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numberoneposter posted:dont do meth don't listen to this guy. meth is really fun
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Don't get married, don't have kids, humanity is doomed. Get a puppy instead.
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Mooey Cow posted:Why? You afraid of making a butt baby or somethin? This guy hasn’t core sampled.
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olives black posted:Everyone 13 years of age and older needs to hear the song Hooker With A Penis by Tool at least once. Replace TV with Youtube/Twitter/Tiktok/etc. and the same very important lesson applies. Tool is just the Grateful Dead for methheads
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GundamHealer posted:Tool is just the Grateful Dead for methheads Like Tool, however, they had one or two decent songs
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Genesplicer posted:Really appreciate how the OP feels justified in removing any advice I might have, simply because I am a boomer. boomer is a state of mind
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olives black posted:Like Tool, however, they had one or two decent songs Now, multiply all those by the number of concert bootleg versions that exist.
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Saalkin posted:You have to be a greatest or a silent at this rate. No, the Precambrian was called the "Boomer Age" because of all the volcanoes.
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if you dont like abortions dont have one
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Jay_Zombie posted:gently caress college. Basically this.
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Years ago, I remember coming across Vice's A Beginner's Guide to Drugs for Girls, because it was 2011 and I was still reading Vice religiously. I thought it was amusing and sound and considered tucking it away for when my nieces were getting into their doing-drugs years. Then I completely forgot about it, until this thread suddenly made me remember. Alas, while there are some good points ("NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AFTER 5 AM", "BEWARE THE LEECHES", "IF ON GAK, DON'T KODAK"), the whole thing is a lot grosser and less helpful than I remember.
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trust rhyming advice gonna pay the price
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I just took a tremendous poo poo and I'm in absolute pain. My heart from the strain and my rear end from the blast.
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Don't trust anyone over 30. But that means don't trust me. So don't trust me that you can't trust people over 30. Wait
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