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Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:
It looks like he’s pulling the toast away from his mouth to break it instead of cutting it with his teeth

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duz posted:

my favorite part is there is a cut right when he bites, how badly did he mess it up that they had to cut to a different take and why didn't they have a good, single take


does the other piece of bread disappear from the plate in the second shot? lol

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
mmm dry toast

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Another fun fact about that shot: Zuck had that kitchen custom made with the counter and cabinets a few inches lower to make himself look taller lmao.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Dry toast

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


rotor posted:

mmm dry toast

poo poo I'm illiterate

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

FlapYoJacks posted:

Another fun fact about that shot: Zuck had that kitchen custom made with the counter and cabinets a few inches lower to make himself look taller lmao.

yah the forced perspective photography was the silliest bit of zucks rural safari imo (and its also been there in other PR pics, maybe most iconically him out for a run with his team of security during a visit to china where they pushed out hard the one where both of his feet were off the ground mid jog while he was at the front of the group)

absolute lazy attempt at manufactured reality that was never gonna work, because its zuck

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Bulgakov posted:

absolute lazy attempt at manufactured reality that was never gonna work, because its zuck

really bad at figuring out legs lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


the wakeboarding pic where he looks like a kabuki ghost was incredible

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



asking chairman Xi to name his son after him and getting rejected

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

maybe zuck is just a blues brothers fan

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Carthag Tuek posted:

asking chairman Xi to name his son after him and getting rejected

wait WHAT

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...r-a6679156.html

quote:

According to Page Six, at a prestigious White House dinner hosted by President Obama and the First Lady, Zuckerberg approached President Xi about the subject of his unborn child.

At the dinner, which included Apple’s Tim Cook and Microsoft’s Satya Nadella, Zuckerberg reportedly asked President Xi whether he would be able to give an honorary Chinese name to the daughter he and wife Priscilla Chan are expecting.

Page Six claims President Xi said the task would be “too much responsibility” and declined, though a spokesperson for Zuckerberg told the newspaper this was not correct.

*looking at this gweilo dweeb asking me a favour* uhhh yeah that would be.... too much responsibility... yeah too much, bye

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Tesseraction posted:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...r-a6679156.html

*looking at this gweilo dweeb asking me a favour* uhhh yeah that would be.... too much responsibility... yeah too much, bye

tired: weeaboo
wired: metaboo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

gschmidl posted:

tired: weeaboo
wired: metaboo

xiaboo

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Remember zuck livestreaming himself smoking meat on a BBQ. Psychotic.

Esp because I don't think you ever see the meat at any point in the stream

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
lmao this page is gold

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Tesseraction posted:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...r-a6679156.html

*looking at this gweilo dweeb asking me a favour* uhhh yeah that would be.... too much responsibility... yeah too much, bye
honorary chinese name?! no wonder he got refused. imagine the inverse happening

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

us-china relations have deteriorated markedly since when it was revealed zucks daughters nickname is winnie

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




see this is why he didn't connect with iowans. you're supposed to go to a dairy queen and do u kno what

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/529356795924725760
https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/655045612203675648

also that's a sad tenderloin sandwich. a good one is supposed to be so big and thin that putting it on a bun looks like a joke

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
chuck grassley'd in the blizzard machine

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

SpaceAceJase posted:

Remember zuck livestreaming himself smoking meat on a BBQ. Psychotic.

Esp because I don't think you ever see the meat at any point in the stream

Avoiding a NC-17 rating.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Endless Mike posted:

also that's a sad tenderloin sandwich. a good one is supposed to be so big and thin that putting it on a bun looks like a joke

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

SpaceAceJase posted:

Remember zuck livestreaming himself smoking meat on a BBQ. Psychotic.

Esp because I don't think you ever see the meat at any point in the stream

https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
no shock, it was pretty stupid for zuck to try to run

he’s a public figure because he’s in control of Facebook and literally no other reason, like yeah maybe he made big donations to the local hospital and PD but definitely way below a typical net worth / charity ratio for similar figures AND he has no direct, personal participation in public life afaict

if he participated in public life, he’d probably be more relatable and even worse

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

giev

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
Want zuck personally killing the animals he was eating for a while too?

Training to move up to people?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



i think he made jack eat raw deer.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




that's what i'm talking about

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

TerminalRaptor posted:

Want zuck personally killing the animals he was eating for a while too?

Training to move up to people?

he also smokes brisket and ribs

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
wtf the quote and edit buttons are switched that is devious

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ELTON JOHN posted:

he also smokes meats



can we not post this creepy poo poo please looking at his face genuinely sets off fight-or-flight neurons in me

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



dude just loves his sugar sauce huh

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

ELTON JOHN posted:

he also smokes brisket and ribs



don’t forget sweet baby rays

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:
oh so you think you’re a baby rays fan? name 5

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Hoshi posted:

oh so you think you’re a baby rays fan? name 5

sweet, sour, salty, bitter, and umami

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



for real i might pay per view a musk vs zuck fight if it wasn't staged.

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