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Well, this was a quick story.
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Holy poo poo Carole do you not recognize MAJOR red flags when you see them? Oh wait, based on the Loomis and Kingpin storylines, the answer is no!
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Nov 5, 2022 18:33
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insanely curious as to how Peter stopping an ex-boxer mugger, who gets sent to jail with Daredevil as his attorney, DD who can detect lies and thus know the dude's bad, will somehow spin into a full storyline where Peter has to fight him once or twice more.
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Nov 5, 2022 22:22
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The answer is as stupid as it is wonderful.
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Nov 5, 2022 22:25
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Twelve by Pies posted:The answer is as stupid as it is wonderful. I don't know this story and I can't wait to find out! NSM is a national treasure.
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Nov 5, 2022 22:49
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so peter keeps doing incredibly suspicious poo poo for no particular reason and then starts shouting at carole when she asks him about it. there's no real joke here. he's just being abusive.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:54
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Saoshyant posted:I don't know this story and I can't wait to find out! NSM is a national treasure.    gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so peter keeps doing incredibly suspicious poo poo for no particular reason and then starts shouting at carole when she asks him about it. there's no real joke here. he's just being abusive. Yeah, Peter's just straight up being an rear end in a top hat here.
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Nov 6, 2022 01:17
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  If the danger is that dude spider sense is too sensitive to be any good. 
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Nov 6, 2022 18:54
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Not even mentioning the fact Spidey already handled this guy's rear end into a trash can, he also just got put down by two random jail officers? The Kingpin would have put up a fight at least. Yet, this Voltan guy still seems way too full of himself? Oh boy.
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Nov 6, 2022 19:02
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Murdstone posted:
No wonder the spider sense is no good. If it goes off every time some crook curses Spidey's name I would learn to ignore it too.
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Nov 6, 2022 21:52
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I hope Voltan never manages to get out, just constantly running headfirst into escape attempts and being easily subdued by guards, continually vowing revenge on Spider-Man but never seeing him again. Getting even angrier when he admits he can't even be entirely sure the guy who beat his rear end actually was Spider-Man.....
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Nov 7, 2022 04:20
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Voltan has a point though, his own lawyer can't call him a liar. I mean, it's probably best not to lie to a lawyer representing you, because you have attorney client privilege and him knowing the facts can help him better defend you, but if you maintain you were innocent your lawyer can't just go "Nah you totally did it."
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Nov 7, 2022 04:51
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Twelve by Pies posted:Voltan has a point though, his own lawyer can't call him a liar. I mean, it's probably best not to lie to a lawyer representing you, because you have attorney client privilege and him knowing the facts can help him better defend you, but if you maintain you were innocent your lawyer can't just go "Nah you totally did it." Murdock had not agreed to defend him.
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Nov 7, 2022 07:04
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That's true, but that's still extremely rude to meet with a potential client and say "I know you did it, just confess." Lawyers should not be assuming potential clients are guilty. Yeah, I know this is Daredevil and he's got superpowers and so he does actually know Voltan is lying, but he still shouldn't just be accusing potential clients of crimes. Voltan did nothing wrong.
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Nov 7, 2022 07:32
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He is rude, but at no point does he accuse him of commiting a crime. All he says is that he's not being honest with him about what happened.
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Nov 7, 2022 08:04
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Plus, defense attorneys do not solely exist to get clients declared innocent. They also exist to argue for lessened sentences, more lenient treatment, and other things for guilty clients. Voltan could say "I did it, it was stupid, and I regret doing it, also Spider-Man is a threat and/or menace" and Murdock would say "Well, we can try a guilty plea and see what we can do to- wait, you said Spider-Man, did you actually admit to the crime? Were you held illegally? Were you Mirandized? Did the police have any legal reasoning to hold you beyond 'a guy said you beat him up and also you were webbed up'? Also, are you sure it was Spider-Man?" "He was wearing pajamas and a ski mask and made no sense-" "Say no more, I'll take the case."
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Nov 7, 2022 08:17
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Ikasuhito posted:He is rude, but at no point does he accuse him of commiting a crime. All he says is that he's not being honest with him about what happened. Notably he just says you're not being honest, tell me the truth, and Voltan attacks him, after which Matt refuses to take the case.
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Nov 7, 2022 18:12
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Jerusalem posted:I hope Voltan never manages to get out, just constantly running headfirst into escape attempts and being easily subdued by guards, continually vowing revenge on Spider-Man but never seeing him again. Getting even angrier when he admits he can't even be entirely sure the guy who beat his rear end actually was Spider-Man.....  
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Nov 7, 2022 18:51
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Nov 7, 2022 19:50
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...nobody answer me, but is this about to lead to a lighting bolt striking the loving weights and giving him electrical powers? Voltan as in Volts?
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Nov 7, 2022 20:17
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MorningMoon posted:...nobody answer me, but is this about to lead to a lighting bolt striking the loving weights and giving him electrical powers? Voltan as in Volts? Oh my god  Yes, please!
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Nov 7, 2022 22:45
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MorningMoon posted:...nobody answer me, but is this about to lead to a lighting bolt striking the loving weights and giving him electrical powers? Voltan as in Volts? That is so damned stupid that it has to be what happens! Let's go!
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Nov 8, 2022 04:08
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stupid question, but aren't the plates normally individually marked, so he's actually lifting 800?
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Nov 8, 2022 05:48
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Oh my God the possibilities of what is going to happen next has me ridiculously excited
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Nov 8, 2022 06:22
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Tunicate posted:stupid question, but aren't the plates normally individually marked, so he's actually lifting 800? I remember what happens here but I don't want to spoil anyone's fun.  
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Nov 8, 2022 06:58
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If only there was some way to not be a dumb, hair trigger rear end in a top hat. Alas, having amazing superhuman powers which I freely chose to use to fight crime makes such a thing impossible.
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Nov 8, 2022 07:08
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Ikasuhito posted:If only there was some way to not be a dumb, hair trigger rear end in a top hat. Alas, having amazing superhuman powers which I freely chose to use to fight crime makes such a thing impossible. he has the proportional fear of women of a spider
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Nov 8, 2022 07:10
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Tunicate posted:he has the proportional fear of women of a spider That's it! All he needs to do to get Carole back is to dance around while waving his arms at her. Also bring her a cricket so that she doesn't eat him afterwards.
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Nov 8, 2022 07:18
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Not really proving the "Peter is an abusive monster" camp to be in the wrong here, Pete 
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Nov 8, 2022 10:36
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Tunicate posted:stupid question, but aren't the plates normally individually marked, so he's actually lifting 800? The other one is made of foam and weighs almost nothing
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Nov 8, 2022 11:53
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Twelve by Pies posted:The answer is as stupid as it is wonderful. The official tagline for the comic
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Nov 8, 2022 14:23
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MorningMoon posted:...nobody answer me, but is this about to lead to a lighting bolt striking the loving weights and giving him electrical powers? Voltan as in Volts?  
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Nov 8, 2022 18:33
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Kurui Reiten posted:Plus, defense attorneys do not solely exist to get clients declared innocent. They also exist to argue for lessened sentences, more lenient treatment, and other things for guilty clients. Defense lawyers exists to serve their clients. If a client wants to declare themselves innocent then the defense lawyer's job is to do that.
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Nov 8, 2022 18:33
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Murdstone posted:Oh come on that would be stu— 
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Nov 8, 2022 18:59
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Murdstone posted:Oh come on that would be stu— come the gently caress on lmao
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Nov 8, 2022 19:00
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Now hold on. It gets dumber.
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He got super strength from being hit by a thunderbolt while lifting some weights! How is that dumb? Do you even lift, bro??
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