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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
[in conference call with Eli Lily lawyers] ah cant believe the Jews did this either

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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Beeftweeter posted:

repeal section 230 :manning:
his actions with letting people pay him to self-certify for checkmarks with no vetting already did that :eightbux:

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
expected revenue = free user count * cost of new paywall

product people never change

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

his actions with letting people pay him to self-certify for checkmarks with no vetting already did that :eightbux:

:thejoke: jeez

it was a rallying cry on the right for quite a while

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1591133819918114816?s=20&t=xCX_EYaHzPtDHvt48mLIKg

:sickos:

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Beeftweeter posted:

:thejoke: jeez

it was a rallying cry on the right for quite a while
there's enough people acting like it's a shield for musk atm

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



he really is just posting through it

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




it’s funny because this is what most likely will bring him down

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



guys im laughing with you

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591142426034720773?s=20&t=mRaNYjC--NSuR4PIo3BqCw

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




lmao eat poo poo el

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

it’s funny because this is what most likely will bring him down

in a sense, this is exactly what happened to elizabeth holmes. humiliating rich people instead of poor people is why she was cast down

but also:

Midjack posted:

lmao eat poo poo el

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

it’s funny because this is what most likely will bring him down

I probably would have learned my lesson about loving with rich people's money after being forced to buy Twitter for $44 billion dollars, but I guess that's why I'm not a billionaire.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/yoloswagstudios/status/1591138222620692480

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose

no really i'm laughing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i doubt this

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


Sagebrush posted:

i doubt this

massive growth... of debt!!!

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

omg

this is really the funniest week of all time

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

someone write a script that appends “don’t put in the newspaper that I’m mad” to all his tweets

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sagebrush posted:

i doubt this

it is growing by 500k people a day because he turned off the auto bot pruner.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

:discourse:

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.




:3: aw thx buddy, and true it fits better here in this thread (w/ fantastic title $8chan :golfclap:) than in secfuck thread

it was re: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590426255018848256
(archive)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i mean, stage 4 cancer is technically growth. He is not wrong

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

psiox posted:


this is really the funniest week of all time

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

psiox posted:

omg

this is really the funniest week of all time

Nah, its still when Trump caught covid

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Mr. Nice! posted:

it is growing by 500k people a day because he turned off the auto bot pruner.

Yeah it's this. The growth numbers are suspiciously similar to the number of bots banned back when they had staff.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

unbelievable lol

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

The Glumslinger posted:

Nah, its still when Trump caught covid
All the networks??

kliras
Mar 27, 2021
not the gamers elon

https://twitter.com/shannon_liao/status/1591151794058842113

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



someone do this video where instead of a ghost its a blue check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXsO35TQ-0

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1591152301817102336

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




counterpoint: gamers will cry and moan about brands but they will absolutely buy everything you shove at them. im pretty sure making them cry is good for business, because it makes it more likely that normies will hear about your game

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
:sickos:

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



psiox posted:

omg

this is really the funniest week of all time
and it's only friday

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

ah, i see we're already at the puppetmaster defense stage of the meltdown

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

the hits just keep coming, it's amazing

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



that new head of legal is speedrunning an ftc investigation alright
https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1591147571996921856

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

that new head of legal is speedrunning an ftc investigation alright

can you copy the text plz?

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Trillhouse posted:

can you copy the text plz?
New: Elon Musk's lawyer has sought to reassure Twitter employees they won't go to jail if the company is found in violation of a Federal Trade Commission decree that outlines steps Twitter must take to protect users’ personal data. With
@KurtWagner8
Also: We're told Musk laid off an entire information security team at Twitter that oversaw sharing of user data with advertisers & research partners, a move that triggered internal concerns about vulnerability to security threats & potential violations of FTC rules.
The move to scrap the six-person information security team was combined with layoffs of at least a dozen other employees working on security, privacy & compliance issues at the company, according to people familiar with the matter.
The laid off information security team was focused on third-party risk management & was responsible for providing security assurances to advertisers that work with Twitter & share data with the company.
The team also monitored Twitter’s sharing of user data with dozens of commercial partners & research orgs, some of whom have access to an interface that can be used to view non-public info about Twitter users, such as location data, IP addresses & unique device identifiers.
“The people at Twitter doing the checks on that access are simply not there anymore,” one of the people said, adding that the privacy & security of user data has been put at risk as a result.
These latest developments come after a chaotic week at Twitter that has seen the resignations of several senior executives, including the Chief Information Security Officer, Chief Privacy Officer & Chief Compliance Officer.

Full story: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-11/musk-lawyer-calms-twitter-staff-fearing-jail-risk-for-ftc-lapses

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

thanks!

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Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013



this is already deleted, what was it?

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