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TK-42-1 posted:ouroboeros just want to say this is a great pun
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How hard would it be to design an accelerator pedal that disengages and sounds an alarm if you mash it hard enough I know it shouldn’t be necessary to idiot proof cars to that degree but there sure are a lot of them on the road make it display BRAKE IS OTHER PEDAL, DUMBASS in the instrument panel too
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r u ready to WALK posted:How hard would it be to design an accelerator pedal that disengages and sounds an alarm if you mash it hard enough Clippy popping up and saying "it looks like you are trying to brake urgently, but are thrashing the gas"
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:afaik it runs python and uses cython to interface with the CAN bus and it uses the front half of the car to interface with the city bus
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in my Audi if it detects that you’re approaching the vehicle in front of you too quickly it doesn’t accelerate if you’re on the gas and at a certain point will begin slamming the brakes
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:afaik it runs python and uses cython to interface with the CAN bus in a normal car design that'd just be to talk to the infotainment network
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:afaik it runs python and uses cython to interface with the CAN bus hang on like the actual car control software, like the thing that takes gas pedal input and eventually tells some power mosfet to let this much current go through, is written in python?
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hang on like the actual car control software, like the thing that takes gas pedal input and eventually tells some power mosfet to let this much current go through, is written in python? the entire car runs python, not just the infotainment stack. there’s some cython and some plain C, but it’s absolutely “fresh out of coding boot camp: the three ton automobile” afaik and iirc
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r u ready to WALK posted:How hard would it be to design an accelerator pedal that disengages and sounds an alarm if you mash it hard enough iirc, japan is starting to require something like this since they have so many elderly drivers confusing the pedals tesla is now claiming that, according to the computer, the driver never hit the brakes and had the accelerator mashed to 100% the whole time, although he did try 4 times to put the car in park. of course, if the issue was that the computer was hosed and didn't register pedal presses, the logs are useless https://twitter.com/chiweethegod/status/1591856925767258112#m The_Franz fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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now that’s what I call a race condition
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I look forward to Chinese regulators using tesla’s guts for loving garters, it’s going to rule imagine deploying your product in a market that has regulators with not just teeth, but fangs, claws, and specialised murder equipment, when you’re actively struggling against the worlds most toothless regulator (the NHTSA)
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The_Franz posted:tesla is now claiming that, according to the computer, the driver never hit the brakes note their careful wording of "the driver did not press the brakes all the way" acclerator pegged at 100% the entire time but brakes changing in value up to 99%? 
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Achmed Jones posted:and it uses the front half of the car to interface with the city bus i hate that i laughed at this
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pseudorandom name posted:https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/ytvo2g/tesla_lost_control_when_parking_and_took_off_to/ yea so im htinking im not so sure about giving computer total control of huge heavy machinery
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ADINSX posted:That's terrifying, I didn't watch until the end but of course tesla would design a car with no way to physically stop the flow of power to the battery/engage the brakes yes......... this......
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lol i love the open revolt posts
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Fart Sandwiches posted:now that’s what I call a race condition Elon's race condition is "white".
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Smythe posted:yea so im htinking im not so sure about giving computer total control of huge heavy machinery that train left some time ago
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following up he was ratio'd so hard for this https://twitter.com/phocks/status/1591549286999023616
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Beeftweeter posted:idk. maybe a physical release that literally just disconnects and dumps the battery pack? could be useful in an explodey emergency too literally ejecting the warp core IRL
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https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591848844899540992
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akadajet posted:“shaggar mode activated” benny hill theme blasts through speaker as car takes off full speed and runs over cyclists
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Fart Sandwiches posted:now that’s what I call a race condition agggg
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hobbesmaster posted:that train left some time ago due to a ruby-on-rails bug, no doubt
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how does one go about reconciling not believing in the great man theory when you also feel like there has to be a worst man theory unfolding in front of your eyes?
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I don't believe in the Great Man Theory, but I do believe in the Man Theory.
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in the not-to-distant future corporations of sufficient size will be allowed to execute employees in lieu of laying them off
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hobbesmaster posted:note their careful wording of "the driver did not press the brakes all the way" The driver reportedly said that the brake pedal was stuck and couldn't be fully depressed.
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i wonder when twitter will reach the point where it loses the team to handle layoffs and offboarding entirely
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I look forward to Chinese regulators using tesla’s guts for loving garters, it’s going to rule
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do you want the Chinese name or the English name, my dude
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Lain Iwakura posted:i wonder when twitter will reach the point where it loses the team to handle layoffs and offboarding entirely at what point will the remaining staff move from “yeah ok sure we lost the dead weight haha” to “oh poo poo we fired a lot of people who kept things running and revenue coming in and things are going to suck because of that” is working at elons twitter and cooperating with purges going to leave a mark on peoples resumes? hope so
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Lain Iwakura posted:i wonder when twitter will reach the point where it loses the team to handle layoffs and offboarding entirely
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https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1591891931528892418 https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1591892387089027076
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:do you want the Chinese name or the English name, my dude
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Shumagorath posted:You can get both on Wikipedia, so how about some safety regulations they passed that were adopted by American, Japanese, or European manufacturers? what are you talking about we’re talking about Tesla getting banned from being sold in China and/or fined
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being banned from the largest and fasted growing market that every OEM including Chinese OEMs most people itt have never heard of is basically a death sentence since that’s the only place they can still achieve incredible growth in
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:what are you talking about i think the op's point was that chinese regulators would gently caress tesla over IF there was a sufficient domestic competitor. and since there is none (idk whether this is true or not), they won't care for now
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4lokos basilisk posted:i think the op's point was that chinese regulators would gently caress tesla over IF there was a sufficient domestic competitor. and since there is none (idk whether this is true or not), they won't care for now there are more Chinese OEM EVs driving around in China than there are EVs in the rest of the world combined
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