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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Chard posted:

i used to work in a place that had interactions with the LASD,

CIA

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Subjunctive posted:

"Even while under a consent decree", like rape wasn't illegal without it.

murdering minorities for sport is illegal federally even when a state like LA permits it (deprivation of civil rights—like the cop sniping black people from a bridge after Katrina) but rape isn’t a federal crime unless there are jurisdictional issues

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
A Virginia law enforcement worker has been killed in a shootout with deputies in California after he allegedly murdered the mother and grandparents of a teenage girl he catfished online, before trying to escape with the teen, police say.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1597195362263044096

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

Flesh Forge posted:

A Virginia law enforcement worker has been killed in a shootout with deputies in California after he allegedly murdered the mother and grandparents of a teenage girl he catfished online, before trying to escape with the teen, police say.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1597195362263044096

pffft, what was the family thinking? Don't they know that we are all animals that serve as playthings for the law men? They are the law, and we are only allowed to breathe with their blessing

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
law enforcement "worker"

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



A family killing event occurred within the vicinity of a deputy. While escorting one of the victims away from the shooting event the deputy was struck by a bullet, they said.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Stevie Lee posted:

law enforcement "worker"

i don't think I've ever heard that combination of words before.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Stevie Lee posted:

law enforcement "worker"

I’m guessing a non sworn officer like a community service officer or a dispatcher, or the IT guy.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
That was my guess but also he's probably a cop too

Seyser Koze
Dec 15, 2013

Mucho Mucho
Nap Ghost
heroic cop sacrifices self to prevent kidnapping

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Seyser Koze posted:

heroic cop sacrifices self to prevent kidnapping

officer dies during an operation to save teenage girl from child molester who had killed her mom and grandparents

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Spergin Morlock posted:

officer dies during an operation to save teenage girl from child molester who had killed her mom and grandparents

you have a future in writing for local news

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Proust Malone posted:

I’m guessing a non sworn officer like a community service officer or a dispatcher, or the IT guy.

wrong lol

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Stevie Lee posted:

law enforcement "worker"

lmao

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

A Virginia law enforcement worker has been killed in a shootout with deputies in California after he allegedly murdered the mother and grandparents of a teenage girl he catfished online, before trying to escape with the teen, police say.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1597195362263044096

A level of passive voice never before achieved in the history of the English language.

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Stevie Lee posted:

law enforcement "worker"

Love this , the guy kills an entire family to steal a child he's been chatting up and the entire journalist class still feels the need to write like this

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008




loving lol

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

rich evans?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Hbomberguy looking pretty good ngl

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Neil Maskell's character in Utopia (British version, of course)

That Old Ganon
Jan 2, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER
The writing gymnastics to exclude the fact the guy was a sheriff at the time he groomed a kid and murdered her family is award-worthy.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/DeanPreston/status/1597834829143629826

that youtube video where robocop shoots a bunch of guys in the dick was a documentary.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/DeanPreston/status/1597834829143629826

that youtube video where robocop shoots a bunch of guys in the dick was a documentary.

Are they going to get one of those Northern Ireland bomb robots that just walks up to a suspicious package and shoots it with a shotgun

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Zerg Mans posted:

Are they going to get one of those Northern Ireland bomb robots that just walks up to a suspicious package and shoots it with a shotgun

Good question and no. To clarify, these robots will actually be the one's holding the bombs so there will be a zero percent chance of them accidentally shooting anyone and are 100% safe!

https://twitter.com/kron4news/status/1597689392746872834

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
on the bright side, they will definitely kill a bunch of cops, too.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


It's so they can "fix the homelessness" without getting their literal hands dirty.

I wonder how far will the "qualified immunity" contort to cover the operators: "There's was a scary looking [MINORITY] person on the monitor, and I was afraid for my [equipment's] safety?"

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

Alex Kister's middle aged Vegeta haired evil twin brother.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

SF Police continue their fine tradition of attacking city supervisors.

https://twitter.com/sanfranciscopoa/status/1597673955422150656?s=46&t=UiZivOUX6nrRWhuaekY36g

must’ve been a deal on twinkies at Costco.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Current Chicago police chief David Brown pioneered killer robot technology when he was in Dallas

quote:

Brown was chief during the 2016 shooting of Dallas police officers that killed five police officers and injured nine others and two civilians. He made the choice to use C-4 explosive delivered by a robot to kill the shooter, Micah Xavier Johnson, who was heavily armed and secured behind a brick corner with no safe way for police to rush Johnson or reach him with a sniper.[15] The killing of Johnson was the first time in United States history a robot was used by police to deliver lethal force against a suspect.[16]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Brown_(police_officer)#Dallas_Police_Department

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/przidnt1/status/1598910243701784576?s=20&t=MY3lYvn1zuj2nwkn_DWMxw

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/pebonilla/status/1598388758289809471?s=20&t=USwf-LXZv-D5f4h24EClIw

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

https://mappingpoliceviolence.us/

class war. class war never changes

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/isabelle_leyva/status/1599045855524585473?s=20&t=RmoHp_WU0uyhnpHkXli5xg
https://twitter.com/isabelle_leyva/status/1599070385714012161?s=20&t=RmoHp_WU0uyhnpHkXli5xg

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


Fat pieces of poo poo

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1598771999114989575

We all know he'll get off but at least the kid survived and they actually charged the pig with something :unsmith:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
remember this poor fucker? I will never forget that moment when the cop is screaming impossible conflicting instructions at him and telling him he is about to get shot, and he knows he is going to die :negative:

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1599170133985005573

the cop got acquitted in his criminal trial

https://twitter.com/EdwardAlan17/status/1599191825654616068

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

swat for an iphone :what:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
cops blew up a guy's house over two pairs of pants from walmart

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Flesh Forge posted:

remember this poor fucker? I will never forget that moment when the cop is screaming impossible conflicting instructions at him and telling him he is about to get shot, and he knows he is going to die :negative:

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1599170133985005573

the cop got acquitted in his criminal trial

https://twitter.com/EdwardAlan17/status/1599191825654616068

sounds like a p sweet deal for the killer. cop solidarity in action :hai:

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Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
wtf that's not even grand theft

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