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Get off on my plane -Harrison Ford in Air Force Cum
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You merely adopted the cock. I was born with it, molded by it. I didn’t see the clit until I was already a man. -Vein in the Dark Knight Rises
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Dec 9, 2022 18:46
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Monkey throwing bone but it’s now a dildo 2001: A Sex Odyssey
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Dec 9, 2022 18:48
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I’m motherfuckin tired of suckin all these motherfuckin dicks on this motherfuckin plane! ~Dicks On A Plane
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Dec 9, 2022 18:52
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It’s our time down here. To gently caress -Poonies
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Dec 9, 2022 18:54
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"Leave the cum. Take the cannolis." -The Dongfather
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Dec 9, 2022 18:57
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"Come." -Captain Fuckhard in Star Trek: The Sex Generation
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Dec 9, 2022 18:59
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This is my rifle, this is my cum. This is for fighting, this is still cum. -Recruits in Full Metal Jack Off
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Dec 9, 2022 19:16
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Dick, I am your Cock! -Hard Cock, Cock Wars episode V: Cock Strikes Dick
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Dec 9, 2022 19:20
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“Life is like a box of cock rings. You never know what size you’re gonna get.” “I just felt like suckin’.” “I could suck about a million and a half of those.” ~Forrest Cumdump
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Dec 9, 2022 19:27
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat. Now suck my dick." -- This Ain't Jaws: An XXX Porn Parody
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Dec 9, 2022 19:36
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“Dead or alive, you are cumming with me.” -Robocock
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Dec 9, 2022 19:37
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"Luke... I am your step-father." -- Star Whores Episode IV: The Empire Strikes Butt
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Dec 9, 2022 19:40
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We have no pussy. -Pussy-listing guy, From Dusk Til Yawn, the most disappointing porn ever filmed
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Dec 9, 2022 19:51
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"Get your hands on me, you damned dirty ape!" - The Planet of the Sexy Apes
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Dec 9, 2022 19:52
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What are you waiting for? Do it! Do me!
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Dec 9, 2022 19:53
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“Come with me if you want to cum.” ~Sperminator 2: Plunge & Spray
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Dec 9, 2022 19:54
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"What we've got here is a failure to cum on a crate." - Cool Penis Luke
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Dec 9, 2022 19:56
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"Welcome to the penis, pal." -John McCock, I'm Hard
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Dec 9, 2022 19:57
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RBA Starblade posted:What are you waiting for? Do it! Do me! If it cums, we can suck it.
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Dec 9, 2022 19:57
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"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic safeword" - Dominatrix Nedry
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Dec 9, 2022 20:00
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"We all lick down here...." -Do It
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Dec 9, 2022 20:01
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"Welcome to the Cock." -- Sean Connery, The Cock
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Dec 9, 2022 20:03
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SHOW ME THE BALLS!!!! - Scroty McGuire
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Dec 9, 2022 20:06
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Homo, I've got a feeling we're not in man rear end anymore. -The Jizzard of Ozz
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Dec 9, 2022 20:09
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N. Senada posted:Monkey throwing bone but it’s now a dildo Redundant
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Dec 9, 2022 20:11
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What's in the box? -seven a xxx parody
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Dec 9, 2022 20:12
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-gently caress Buttholes wide shut
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Dec 9, 2022 20:13
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"We don't do that here" - Mods to a woman enjoying sex
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Dec 9, 2022 20:13
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"If one receives dick from another, let one not do evil in return. Rather, let him extend dick to the enemy, that cum might unite them." -Davidge "enema mine"
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Dec 9, 2022 20:13
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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he shoot six loads or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 10" Magnum, the most powerful dong in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? -Clint Eastwood, Really Dirty Harry
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Dec 9, 2022 20:16
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"Come on me if you want to live." -The Sperminator
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Dec 9, 2022 20:19
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Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of jizz and came out clean on the other side. -- The Shawshank Semention
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Dec 9, 2022 20:28
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It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my balls are just going to cave in. -- American Booty
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Dec 9, 2022 20:36
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"I love the smell of anal lube in the morning." -A Cock On Lips Now
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Dec 9, 2022 20:39
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"Rosebud" -Goatse Kane
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Dec 9, 2022 20:39
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"YOU ARE TEARING MY ANUS APART, LISA!" - The Roomy rear end in a top hat vvv 
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Dec 9, 2022 20:47
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Mozi posted:"YOU ARE TEARING MY ANUS APART, LISA!"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSod4cWsbcc
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Dec 9, 2022 20:48
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God help us, we're in the hands of engineers - Jurassic Pork
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They do gently caress in herds.
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