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Scarodactyl posted:The first several of these are suicides in case anyone's wondering. Real bummer. I assume in this case suicide implies knowledge and intent, not the fact it was self-administered? Though I am getting a chuckle at the concept of being forcefed energy drinks by the mafia until my heart explodes.
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Suicide by caffeine is one heckuva thing to even conceive of. Yeah, I could get a bunch of sleeping pills together, take 'em all at once, just peacefully fade away into the darkness. or:
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My Lovely Horse posted:Suicide by caffeine is one heckuva thing to even conceive of. Living out their cocaine bear fantasy even when they can't get actual cocaine.
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My understanding was that the LD50 of caffeine was like, 1g per kg of body weight, which would be literally impossible to consume in coffee before your body explodes, because it's like 500 cups of coffee
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KataraniSword posted:I assume in this case suicide implies knowledge and intent, not the fact it was self-administered?
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trivial w pills and powders which is most of em and ld50 is 50% fatality, obviously caffeine is so common the 5% happens all the time
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more falafel please posted:My understanding was that the LD50 of caffeine was like, 1g per kg of body weight, which would be literally impossible to consume in coffee before your body explodes, because it's like 500 cups of coffee
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Wasn't there a period while the entire mod staff had pictures of various Nice! products, and that's why this is a similie?
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Caffeine is the most culturally accepted drug habit, but in large amounts it can still really screw with your behavior and give you addiction problems, which can sometimes be hard to notice because of how culturally acceptable caffeine is.
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haha I'd rather eat soy than salivary glands all told.
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But why waste perfectly good salivary glands? My aunt has tried to make my grandmother's taco recipe "healthy" by replacing the ground beef with ground turkey and the pork chorizo with soy. It tastes like sadness and makes less of a difference than simply toasting the tortillas instead of frying them.
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Buddy, if I gave out a sixer for every time something in this thread grossed me out, at least 25% of y'all would be on probation constantly.
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Probation reason: being on-topic
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Paladinus posted:spyro-subway.jpg screw you for reminding me of this
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Ranch is a great condiment for lovely pizza or pizza rolls. But those pizza rolls look microwaved which is an affront to God. I’ll wait the extra few minutes to air fry or bake them. Then dip them in a blend of ranch and hot sauce, as Christ intended.
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Microwaves are popcorn machines and that is all. I know there are other ways to make popcorn, but I always find the popcorn too dense when not microwave.
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RoeCocoa posted:But why waste perfectly good salivary glands? ground turkey can make for awesome tacos but you have to add something else as a flavor bomb to compensate. I make tacos with ground turkey and kimchi and they come out awesome. gotta use the turkey's blandness to its advantage, it sucks up other flavors like a sponge
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I'm just trying to follow everything: Big roll 3 hot dogs Slaw/Kraut Chopped Tomatoes Corn Shoestring fries? Mashed Potatoes? Hot Sauce? Mayo? Thick rear end Bacon Did I miss anything? Mountain Dew cheesecake with a Doritos crust? I can almost see it. I hate both the ingredients separately, but understand that some people really like them. I could see a dew flavored cheesecake base, and a savory, dorito-esque crust. But if that is ground up doritos, mixed with butter to make a crust, that would be disgustingly greasy. I can feel the grease seeping out of that photo.
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Is it ham made out of fish or ham made to look like fish only?
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^^^ 'Made from tender pork' There's also a vegan version.
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… is it that hard to fry an egg that fried eggs have to be packaged and sold?
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i like my pizza rolls moist and my ham disintegrated and reshaped into a terrible new form. and i vote.
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CzarChasm posted:I'm just trying to follow everything: After the mashed potatoes it's catupiry and cheddar cream cheese.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Caffeine is the most culturally accepted drug habit, but in large amounts it can still really screw with your behavior and give you addiction problems, which can sometimes be hard to notice because of how culturally acceptable caffeine is. Apparently "vegetarian" was also too difficult to parse for this layman linguist. edit lol grammar StoryTime has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Dec 15, 2022 |
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They have Tesco in Czechia?
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Butterfly Valley posted:They have Tesco in Czechia? I was also going to ask this, the hell?
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https://twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1602833258546348032?t=94A_yquSUZkF5XNsqH5J5g&s=19 i hate it when Tom Cruise's famous holiday coconut cake sadly does not survive the trip
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quote:It has shops in Ireland, the United Kingdom, the Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia.
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Hey, who's ready for some leftovers? https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1603401938124828673
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Poopelyse posted:https://twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1602833258546348032?t=94A_yquSUZkF5XNsqH5J5g&s=19
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Captain Hygiene posted:Hey, who's ready for some leftovers? Ohh, BLECCH!! Nasty! Nutritional yeast!
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Brawnfire posted:Ohh, BLECCH!! Nasty! This and soy flour and that was my exact feeling too
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Here's a tip about soy flour: it's better if you toast it a bit before mixing it in the dish at hand. another tip: replace or mix with chickpea flour, much tastier.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Hey, who's ready for some leftovers? Wanna put my tender Brains in a blender Watch em spin round With some sautéed green pepper
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A tube of soy chorizo is a great addition to a beef stew or chicken chili or taco meat for extra richness. Real chorizo makes it too greasy.
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