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Given how tall Barron is already, do you reckon his hands are bigger than his "dad"s yet? How much do you think that enrages old spray tan poo pants?
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You know, we mock Trump mightily for this, but this is nothing new. If we'd somehow had today's communications back in the 30's, everyone would be dunking on Mussolini building statues of himself and his giant bald head all over Italy.
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Finally a picture of the infamous Marshall Law chuds cannot shut up about?
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Frank Frank posted:This is my favorite one because you can clearly see where someone just cut divots in his sides with photoshop in an effort to make him look less fat:  This photo is also 10 years old  If they wanted a more recent shot it would be something like this  in conclusion 
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Dec 16, 2022 07:57
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 this image looks to me like if that metal ring isn't strengthened the entire suit will break containment as the donald will immediately expand... MrMojok posted:The kill list so far: holy poo poo. krassenstein was reinstated?
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Dec 16, 2022 08:28
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https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744?s=61&t=590F9-6KNZIOdOUwsiE96A It wouldn’t be NFTs if it didn’t involve plagiarizing an artist’s work
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744?s=61&t=590F9-6KNZIOdOUwsiE96A Haha, yeah I was sort of wondering when someone would get around to detective where all the images were stolen -and obviously 100% they were stolen- from.
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I hope pmurt gets so mad about everyone mocking him that he snorts up all his adderall, and sneezes so hard it blows his depends off, and commences to invert the entire length of his intestines, sending them blowing out his fat rear end. While it piles up on the floor - much like boat anchor line in reverse - the smell becomes overwhelming and Eric runs out of the room flailing his arms like Kermit the frog, vomits on Malania who spins around in the grand tradition of cartoon shopping ladies trying not to drop their packages. She spins into the room and slips on Dernald’s intestine pile which takes flight towards the open doorway as Elon comes in through it catching the poo-tube pile directly in his mouth. Dark Brandon leans back in his chair, in the middle of his 4/5ths scale White House Oval Office set (located at Tyler Perry’s home) and says, “That Trump is a real aristocrat!” Edit: I imagine this with some terrible yakkity sax cover / remix otter fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Dec 16, 2022 |
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Dec 16, 2022 09:27
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Can we just Photoshop Joe Biden onto all these stupid NFT's and call them JoePEG's? You can have as many as you can right-click and save.
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Dec 16, 2022 09:30
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dr_rat posted:Haha, yeah I was sort of wondering when someone would get around to detective where all the images were stolen -and obviously 100% they were stolen- from. Gizmodo found some more: Trump’s Badly Photoshopped NFTs Appear to Use Photos From Small Clothing Brands https://gizmodo.com/donald-trump-nft-trading-cards-1849900531 So, copyright takedowns or lawsuits coming? lol
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Dec 16, 2022 09:33
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They even tried to iron out some of the creases in his trousers, but made others worse.
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Stoatbringer posted:Gizmodo found some more: From the tone of this article I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if Trump got scammed into endorsing a product for which he’ll see zero proceeds. quote:“These Digital Trading Cards are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign. NFT INT LLC is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Digital LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates. NFT INT LLC uses Donald J. Trump’s name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Digital LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.” … or he’s faked previous attempts to buy truth social? Or it’s just common to run this sort of grift out of a UPS Store? loving weird, makes no sense. Edit: or maybe he just wants to hide money like Alex Jones
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BrigadierSensible posted:Given how tall Barron is already, do you reckon his hands are bigger than his "dad"s yet? I hear Barron will never stop growing. He will out-tall us all We will cower in his shadow and massive vape clouds
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Dec 16, 2022 09:59
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Stoatbringer posted:They even tried to iron out some of the creases in his trousers, but made others worse. lol now that you mention it did they tweak the creases around his dick specifically to make it look like he has a big dong?
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Frank Frank posted:This is my favorite one because you can clearly see where someone just cut divots in his sides with photoshop in an effort to make him look less fat: GREAT SHOT, SIR
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Strong Sauce posted:
new Madame Tussauds' Biden lookin cool
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necroid posted:lol now that you mention it did they tweak the creases around his dick specifically to make it look like he has a big dong? No of you look you can see the top of a golf umbrella handle facing the other way at the top. They just photoshopped it to LOOK like a convenient golf umbrella was his huge dong
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Frank Frank posted:This is my favorite one because you can clearly see where someone just cut divots in his sides with photoshop in an effort to make him look less fat: ahhh... a quaint old picture of Trump when he could lift his arms higher than McCain
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Cornwind Evil posted:You know, we mock Trump mightily for this, but this is nothing new. If we'd somehow had today's communications back in the 30's, everyone would be dunking on Mussolini building statues of himself and his giant bald head all over Italy. Thank god we have internet this time around, so we can have some LOLs before the deathsquad arrives to our door.
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Dec 16, 2022 10:32
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Actually here in the golf picture look in the lower left of the sand splash. Metal 'tent poles' and what looks like two feet. Now look in the upper right of the splash. There a blue rubber.... Something... Made to look like an old school summer sun hat. It's an old promotional pic from his county club saying'I'm too powerful for the caddie I'm paying for, so I blew em outta the water.  I spent years as a caddie and working way up on a pro shop. That is EXACTLY how these rich dumb chicks see themselves. However it means they're just reselling decades promotion art that he probably just handed out to his old members already.
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Actually here in the golf picture look in the lower left of the sand splash. Metal 'tent poles' and what looks like two feet. Now look in the upper right of the splash. There a blue rubber.... Something... Made to look like an old school summer sun hat. It's an old promotional pic from his county club saying'I'm too powerful for the caddie I'm paying for, so I blew em outta the water. https://imgur.com/gallery/IDDcmtr I spent years as a caddie and working way up on a pro shop. That is EXACTLY how these rich dumb chicks see themselves. However it means they're just reselling decades promotion art that he probably just handed out to his old members already.
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Stoatbringer posted:They even tried to iron out some of the creases in his trousers, but made others worse. lol they made it look like he has a huge cock
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Lol the nfts sold out
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol the nfts sold out Successful money-laundering then.
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol the nfts sold out MBS probably had some money he needed to move around
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Okay, but seriously: who convinced Trump to head into NFT poo poo? I know Melania did a stint with it but he probably haven’t talked to her since 2020, let alone listening to her. Was it Jr.? Was it Kushner?
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol the nfts sold out It's an integral part of the scam. You use fronts/co-conspirators to buy them yourself to inflate their value, then sell them to marks for said inflated value.
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StoryTime posted:It's an integral part of the scam. You use fronts/co-conspirators to buy them yourself to inflate their value, then sell them to marks for said inflated value. 
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Dec 16, 2022 11:48
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I'm pretty sure the scam is that he's using the NFTs to simply launder money. A pump and dump would be too much work and require waiting for the payoff.
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol the nfts sold out Now i Will never get my Bikini Trump NFT Christmas wish 
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Small print of the 'win a dinner with Trump' has you having to pay for everything else yourself. The travel, the hotel rooms at Maralago, everything.
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol the nfts sold out That's a lot of potential Secretary of the Interior candidates
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happyhippy posted:Small print of the 'win a dinner with Trump' has you having to pay for everything else yourself. The travel, the hotel rooms at Maralago, everything. President Business
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There's no way the actually made 45'000 of the cards, or 2250, or how ever many thousands of individual cards they said they made, right? Like even if most of them are just clothes switches and what not, that still feels like far too much effort for something like this which at every point just screams lowest effort possible. Also the few cards they showed don't actually seem to be similar possed like how you want to do to simple clothes swap. Like there's definitely some scam going on here, but hard to tell which one. Simple laundering seems the most likely.
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There's a one of a kind animated one on sale for $6k. And lol at the animation. https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/1518 Theres about 14000 owners https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Dec 16, 2022 |
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It's better, look at the auction, it's obvious bots bidding up "le pepe"
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lolkazil posted:MAGA The Gathering kazil posted:Blue Eyes White Nationalist butt dickus posted:please note the black potus card is not available in this set Pastel Candy Snake posted:I play POTUS of Greed lol how can I handle all these lols
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lol that elon musk knows he should be assassinated and is taking steps to imperceptibly hinder anyone who would want to do so
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Were there any funny stories about Elon's private plane usage? Like that Kardassian who took a private plane trip for what would have been a 30 minute drive. Are there any stupid stories of elon flying from one city to another just so he could eat at his favourite burger joint etc.
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steinrokkan posted:Now i Will never get my Bikini Trump NFT Christmas wish 
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