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Kashuno posted:Imagine seeing an open job position with requirements from the current CEO that say: you must be dumb as gently caress to want this job Yo wazzup  sniperooni
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Did anyone mention that Elon has been laying off the people who signed his loyalty pledge? https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/elon-musk-twitter-engineer-layoffs-17666943.php quote:A key division of Elon Musk’s Twitter has reportedly been gutted, just weeks after the San Francisco tech company’s staff was already slashed (and days before Christmas).
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Dec 21, 2022 03:15
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*fires infrastructure team* "I will lead the servers team"
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EngineerJoe posted:They should ban this guy for doxing Holy poo poo if anything has the potential for assassination attempt, it's this. Not a guy reposting public data about some rich far-right techbro racist's private jet. Hazo fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Dec 21, 2022 |
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Dec 21, 2022 03:18
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Data Graham posted:*fires infrastructure team* 
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The Postman posted:Elon probably doesn't think
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We need :interesting: in the style of  and 
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Tiny Timbs posted:love ya mooch I love how both Michael Avenatti and The Mooch were things at the same time, and the guy you'd think would have gone to prison out the two of them turned out to be a pretty decent guy, and the guy you thought was the decent one is now in the slammer 
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https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1604435828540833792?s=20&t=EqTSe4B9fkFrnkIwUnAstw Bad news for Neurolink
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Hazo posted:Holy poo poo if anything has the potential for assassination attempt, it's this. Not a guy reposting public data about some rich far-right techbro racist's private jet. I mean Im sure the russians know where zelinsky is at all times
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1604435828540833792?s=20&t=EqTSe4B9fkFrnkIwUnAstw Pretty sure it saves the money to just murder monkeys directly in the jungle
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Dec 21, 2022 03:24
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Preoptopus posted:I mean Im sure the russians know where zelinsky is at all times for example in Bakhmut, handing out medals this morning while their artillery fell all around him
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Dec 21, 2022 03:25
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1604435828540833792?s=20&t=EqTSe4B9fkFrnkIwUnAstw Haven’t you heard? They’ve moved on to people
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Preoptopus posted:I mean Im sure the russians know where zelinsky is at all times I actually meant insane far-right US terrorists who've been brainwashed by Fox News into loving Russia and hating sending aid to Ukraine
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Dec 21, 2022 03:26
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Hazo posted:Holy poo poo if anything has the potential for assassination attempt, it's this. Not a guy reposting public data about some rich far-right techbro racist's private jet. They'd fly transponder-off if that was a legitimate risk. This just shows he has, in fact, actually gone to Washington which is a statement in its own right.
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Dec 21, 2022 03:26
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ah, as expected the recent stupidity is kindof disappointing. Kindof a deflating feeling. I wanna see musk under pressure and have more out of control meltdowns
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Viscous Soda posted:Who is this guy? Most of the other people who Elon Mush tapped to release "The Twitter Files" were recognizable in a "Oh yeah, that right wing moron" or "I remember them, they caught brainworms" way, but I don't recall anything about this sycophant. He made his name back in 2020 pushing stories about black-on-black crime. edit: wanna bet this guy makes a TWITTER FILES appearance 
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Ringo Star Get posted:Musk tried to have someone killed and that’s what’s fueling his insane bender of making poor decisions. What are the odds he tried to have Grimes' stalker killed to win her back?
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The Postman posted:Elon probably thinks the servers team is the cafeteria staff I will lead the female servers team. Can I get an espresso martini please?
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Dec 21, 2022 03:32
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There Bias Two posted:What are the odds he tried to have Grimes' stalker killed to win her back? Or a convenient way to get rid of the guy he hired to follow her
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Dec 21, 2022 03:33
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RIP Grimes, you were the realest.
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Dec 21, 2022 03:34
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Hazo posted:I actually meant insane far-right US terrorists who've been brainwashed by Fox News into loving Russia and hating sending aid to Ukraine I'd be more worried about any Russian spy/thugs working for putin. While the Russian spy agencies may be a shell of their former USSR days, they still have been able to carry out quite a few high profile assassinations outside Russia. But pretty sure the entire time he in the US he'll have a poo poo ton of security around him and hell just be staying in and visiting places like the whitehouse that can be made very secure.
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Dec 21, 2022 03:40
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Our servers team will practice super hardcore racking
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No Pants posted:He made his name back in 2020 pushing stories about black-on-black crime. Tracey is too desperate so he won't get it until files #30 at least
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dr_rat posted:I'd be more worried about any Russian spy/thugs working for putin. While the Russian spy agencies may be a shell of their former USSR days, they still have been able to carry out quite a few high profile assassinations outside Russia. But pretty sure the entire time he in the US he'll have a poo poo ton of security around him and hell just be staying in and visiting places like the whitehouse that can be made very secure. Zalenski might right now be ironically the safest man alive. No one wants to light that tinderbox.
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Dec 21, 2022 03:48
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Neddy Seagoon posted:They'd fly transponder-off if that was a legitimate risk. This just shows he has, in fact, actually gone to Washington which is a statement in its own right. Point is, according to his own rules Melon should ban this account He won't though, because he's almost certainly a Russian and Saudi asset
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Dec 21, 2022 03:49
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This is me. I'm this guy. I'm a financial smartie. https://twitter.com/bcmoore1/status/1605250263090360321
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Dec 21, 2022 03:49
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PITY BONER posted:This is me. I'm this guy. I'm a financial smartie. Sorry for your loss
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Dec 21, 2022 03:51
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PITY BONER posted:This is me. I'm this guy. I'm a financial smartie. drat dude, how does it feel to lose 50 grand in a few hours?
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Dec 21, 2022 03:52
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Ah well something something go woke go broke
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Dec 21, 2022 03:53
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After a lot of thought i bought 10000 copies of the 40th anniversary edition of Breakfast in America on the discontinued Sanyo Flipshart micro-tape format (700% of my savings). Next up is to find a Sanyo Flipshart “Flopshit Traveller” flipshit player and to sign up for twitter. Naysayers are literally threatening to divorce me.
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PITY BONER posted:This is me. I'm this guy. I'm a financial smartie. Wait, is he saying he purchased 10000 shares or $10000 in shares or something else?
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It’s like a dumb version of Willy Wonka. Elon will select his Charlie, but instead of getting in a glass elevator and crashing through the roof of Twitter Inc., they’ll get in a Tesla and crash through the wall of Twitter Inc. There will be many casualties.
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I feel like if you're advertising for a CEO to replace you, calling them a fool for wanting to be CEO is a great first step. But then, the poll was always there for self-validation rather than an actual poll. Just LOL that he got voted off the island though.
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wilderthanmild posted:Wait, is he saying he purchased 10000 shares or $10000 in shares or something else? I think the first meaning that idiot has over $3,000,000 in savings Fake edit - had
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I feel like if you're advertising for a CEO to replace you, calling them a fool for wanting to be CEO is a great first step. Imagine how pissed Elon would be if someone comes in and actually fixes things. Not that I think he'd actually let them, but still.
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The good news for Tesla investors is that if their investment loses 8% in value each day it will never reach zero. Even better: the amount it loses will decrease every singe day, putting Tesla on a solid trajectory towards future growth
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