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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Suddenly is usually things like heart attack, stroke, or other subtle causes, like aneurism.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

quote:

Planet = aka planet-struck, any very sudden severe illness or paralysis that was thought to result from the "influence" of a planet.

Influence>influenza casts social media "influencers" in a new light. :haw:

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

Influence>influenza casts social media "influencers" in a new light. :haw:

I had a little bird
Its name was Enza
I opened the window
And in flew Enza

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

AFAIK thrush is still called thrush.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Stablehand: oh hey u guys are back early

Knight: king's evil

Stablehand: what?

Knight: *sheathing a big sword and getting back on the horse* king's evil

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
They call me Piles Quinsies

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Manager Hoyden posted:

Wow someone had hemorrhoids so bad it killed them

They nearly killed me during chemotherapy. I got such bad blood poisoning from them that I spend two weeks in isolation.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Must've been some bad farts

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
don't put it in the paper that my rear end in a top hat killed me.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17846838/

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

uber_stoat posted:

don't put it in the paper that my rear end in a top hat killed me.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17846838/

:barf: goddamn

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Ffffuuuuck

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
To quote Warren Zevon: "I might have made a tactical error not going to a physician for 20 years."

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Dick Trauma posted:

To quote Warren Zevon: "I might have made a tactical error not going to a physician for 20 years."

:same: but I had that revelation like ten years ago so I've mostly picked up the pieces of my health.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Hah! I have one of those as well. Mine has a couple of glitch switches added also. A fun mic, I recorded one song with it.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Somewhere among all my trash I have a gimmick Bluetooth headset in the form of an old bakelite receiver.

Unfortunately it's not actually bakelite.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


lobsterminator posted:

Hah! I have one of those as well. Mine has a couple of glitch switches added also. A fun mic, I recorded one song with it.

Links please

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




surely the phone company never made a white payphone; nobody would use it because they could see the crusted hobo piss on the mouthpiece as they raised it to their face.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Pham Nuwen posted:

surely the phone company never made a white payphone; nobody would use it because they could see the crusted hobo piss on the mouthpiece as they raised it to their face.

this might sound amazing but for a while there people used to clean those

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
I think this became a plot point in a Douglas Adams book.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
With practice you could type up to word per minute.

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1606274723117146113?s=20&t=Urb1h5MCcqIN_eZI_PAbbA

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I was going to ask why anyone would want that. Then I went into the typewriter page on wikipedia and I guess that isn't all that out of the ordinary for the weird poo poo they were making then.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012


Typewriters are a scary rabbit hole to go down if 'hosed up input methods' is your jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcOAbdHeuMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJha9GhBoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMEiRBdbRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJcqACcTFGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcui85b4EE

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I like this kind of thing, sort of an alternative history situation where for whatever reason one of those things got adapted as the standard and thereafter history was warped beyond all recognition. now you live in the typing orb reality. everything looks like the movie Brazil.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The John Hurt film version of "1984" had some interesting terminals.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some of those are incredibly compact and lightweight in comparison to the more mainstream designs, I could see those occupying an important niche.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



I don't think there's really a better option for the japanese one, and it's probably still leaving out a lot of kanji.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

By popular demand posted:

Some of those are incredibly compact and lightweight in comparison to the more mainstream designs, I could see those occupying an important niche.

Apparently having way fewer moving parts also made them a lot cheaper to make, so they also filled that niche.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


gently caress I love some of Action Retros little quips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBcbw6OwUs

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Merry Christmas! I got you all a guide to WWW! :kiddo:

https://twitter.com/RetroTechDreams/status/1607196010467721217?s=20&t=Nv8gAACBzWe31eScbXOQHA

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

The days when you looked up a web page on a directory like it was a phone book, before search became a serious thing.

Hell, we might still be in that paradigm if the web hadn't quickly outgrown the ability of people to write a relatively complete browsable directory.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Dmoz had/was a directory like that until like 5 years ago.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

I was shocked to discover right now today after reading this post that Webcrawler, my old search engine, still exists in some form.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

rndmnmbr posted:

The days when you looked up a web page on a directory like it was a phone book, before search became a serious thing.

Hell, we might still be in that paradigm if the web hadn't quickly outgrown the ability of people to write a relatively complete browsable directory.

Without crawlers and search engines, we might have ended up with one of the insanely complex classification systems that philosophers used to come up with.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Dewey decimal system but on the internet.

Dewey would've loved certain parts of the internet.

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran

Zopotantor posted:

Without crawlers and search engines, we might have ended up with one of the insanely complex classification systems that philosophers used to come up with.

It's clearly time to just go back and put Ted Nelson in charge of everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqx6li5dbEY

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Goddamn that's far more nostalgic than it should be.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Ted Nelson has spent 50 years being an idea guy and driving away anyone who agrees to try implementing his "hyperlinks but better and also following a link costs money" idea.

handoferis
Dec 25, 2022

Feels like a good time to post the keyboard I'm writing this post on. Who needs desk space?

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I can hear the clacking from here.

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