Office Space [Mafia]

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Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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wologar posted:

Also, preemptive measure.

##vote Green Wing

Lol, someone's a little eager. ##vote wologar

Also I barely remember this movie except some guy in fear for his stapler, a dorky boss, and Rachel from Friends? Is it just as good after a rewatch?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:11

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:07

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

##Vote: Maerlyn

Missed you, nemesis.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:15

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Hey everyone what�s happening

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:19

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

ooooh ohoooooh ! You're feeling vbery sleepy !!!

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:50

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

alright see you folks at deadline

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:50

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

_{_{This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución}}

Grandicap posted:

##vote Maer

For wearing the minimum 15 pieces of flair. It's up to you if you want to do the bare minimum, but people come to Tchochkes for more than just a hamburger. We just want you to express yourself.

PlasticAutomaton posted:

##Vote: Maerlyn

Missed you, nemesis.

Oh poo poo I forgot you signed up for this game

Now I don't know who to vote for :ohdear:

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:53

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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see ya Toal

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:54

wologar: Feb 11, 2014; නෝනාවරුනි

Maerlyn posted:

Lol, someone's a little eager. ##vote wologar

I've been waiting two weeks!

Maerlyn posted:

Also I barely remember this movie except some guy in fear for his stapler, a dorky boss, and Rachel from Friends? Is it just as good after a rewatch?

I've only watched clips of it.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 03:59

wologar: Feb 11, 2014; නෝනාවරුනි

But I know enough to believe that we may have an arsonist around.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:00

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Maerlyn posted:

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:07

PlasticAutomaton: Nov 12, 2016; Artoria Pendonut

Maerlyn posted:

Oh poo poo I forgot you signed up for this game

Now I don't know who to vote for

Go with your heart. And your middle fingers.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:08

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

HNY!

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:32

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

wologar posted:

But I know enough to believe that we may have an arsonist around.

poo poo, no, man. I believe you'd get your rear end kicked sayin' something like that, man.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 04:55

Idle Amalgam: Mar 7, 2008; said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven

Confirming I'm mod confirmed town and that I'm not a famous singer.

What up?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:45

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

Hello

# ? Jan 4, 2023 06:57

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Hello, my fellow co-workers, and what a wonderful day it is! Let's all work hard today to help our wonderful company profit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvzcsQrFwRo

# ? Jan 4, 2023 07:05

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Grandicap posted:

##vote Maer

For wearing the minimum 15 pieces of flair. It's up to you if you want to do the bare minimum, but people come to Tchochkes for more than just a hamburger. We just want you to express yourself.

Wait, aren't we a software company? When did we add burgers to our portfolio?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 07:06

Illusionis: Dec 12, 2011

Morning folks, has anybody else noticed that Grandi's been arriving late to work almost every day recently ##vote Grancicap

# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:19

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Ugh, Mondays. Am I rite?

##Vote AnonymousNarcotics

This is not someone's got a case of the Mondays but it's close enough

# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:45

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

So anyway, how are your workdays going? I'm having a completely normal one, by which I mean this customer has written five mails in the past 24 hours reminding me of their initial mail. I have asked them to at least give me time to actually write a reply before sending reminders.

We also had a fascinating chain of mails going where one colleague asked me for some info, I asked the customer, they asked their customer and that customer complained to a third colleague about us asking then questions.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 13:20

Green Wing: Oct 28, 2013; It's the only word they know, but it's such a big word for a tiny creature

I got back from my holidays yesterday and haven't yet remembered how to do my job, but thankfully nobody has really asked me to do anything so I'm hoping I can just keep very quiet until my next substantial booked leave in, like, Easter.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 13:40

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

One of my coworkers who had a heart attack last year is back. I thought having a near death experience might have given him a new outlook on life but he�s still an unlikable twat unfortunately

# ? Jan 4, 2023 13:48

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

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I'm not allowed to wear lotion with an unpleasant odor (mostly coconut it seems) and the doors are always 99% shut because she's cold. I long for an office of my own.

Otherwise there's practically no one here except a small handful of people who choose to work in the office or deal with non electronic stuff (me), almost everyone is allowed to telework.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:24

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Bump

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:24

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

Maerlyn posted:

I'm not allowed to wear lotion with an unpleasant odor (mostly coconut it seems) and the doors are always 99% shut because she's cold. I long for an office of my own.

Otherwise there's practically no one here except a small handful of people who choose to work in the office or deal with non electronic stuff (me), almost everyone is allowed to telework.

Sorry, but coconut IS a vile scent.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:51

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

##vote sandwolf

# ? Jan 4, 2023 17:41

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

_{_{This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución}}

Cloacamazing! posted:

Sorry, but coconut IS a vile scent.

I already have a nemesis but you can be his backup if you want.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:02

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

I share my office with 4 dogs.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:15

wologar: Feb 11, 2014; නෝනාවරුනි

Maerlyn posted:

I'm not allowed to wear lotion with an unpleasant odor (mostly coconut it seems) and the doors are always 99% shut because she's cold. I long for an office of my own.

Wow, that sure seems like a scummy p-

Cloacamazing! posted:

Sorry, but coconut IS a vile scent.

What in tarnation!?

##vote Cloaca
##vote Cloaca
##vote Cloaca

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:25

wologar: Feb 11, 2014; නෝනාවරුනි

b-minus1 posted:

##vote sandwolf

Rude! He just wished us a Happy New Year.

Or a Heavy Neck Yoke.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:27

Cloacamazing!: Apr 18, 2018; Too cute to be evil

wologar posted:

Wow, that sure seems like a scummy p-

What in tarnation!?

##vote Cloaca
##vote Cloaca
##vote Cloaca

Very confusing! Does that mean you like coconut or that you don't?

We can at least agree that people who microwave fish in the office kitchen are the worst, right?

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:34

wologar: Feb 11, 2014; නෝනාවරුනි

Cloacamazing! posted:

Very confusing! Does that mean you like coconut or that you don't?

We can at least agree that people who microwave fish in the office kitchen are the worst, right?

Scummy place or scummy policy.

Coconut is good. :colbert:

Yeah, heating fish/eggs is verboten.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 18:38

Mr. Humalong: May 7, 2007

Cloacamazing! posted:

Very confusing! Does that mean you like coconut or that you don't?

We can at least agree that people who microwave fish in the office kitchen are the worst, right?

Used to work with a woman who gave zero fucks and microwaved fish every day.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 19:04

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

I am sensitive to scents, I understand where they are coming from. I never told someone to stop doing a thing, I would just keep my distance if it made my eyes water (and not from wearing like too much, normal amounts of scent could trigger me). But if I had to share an office with someone who triggered a reaction in me would be very difficult.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 19:08