images thread v1.9: incredibly cool rocks with mysterious origins

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Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

lol i would get so mad when someone would get fruit without the little sticker

oh yeah yeah it's fine *blows dust off of a 7000 page tome as it thuds on the conveyor belt* what is that again a plantain

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:22

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:39

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

dealing with the cashiers is way worse. there�s one in particular now I have to avoid because he�ll ask how I�m doing but then actually tell me how he�s doing. last time it was �slowly withering away�.

buddy do you see the type of food and quantity of booze here? your preaching to the choir.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

my downstairs neighbour works cash at the grocery store a few blocks from here.

i never go there

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:30

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

idk i think its only awkward when someone you know comes in if they make it awkward

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:32

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

we don�t have those grocery store-roving robots around here

if I ever see one, I think I would have any to use some string or a cheap bicycle lock to
tether it to some shelves or w/e the robot equivalent of stuffing one in a locker is

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:37

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

tbh im surprised there are people who seem to act like they've never seen one before every time im trying to check out. they've been around for ever now get with the program.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:37

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Nuts and Gum posted:

dealing with the cashiers is way worse. there�s one in particular now I have to avoid because he�ll ask how I�m doing but then actually tell me how he�s doing. last time it was �slowly withering away�.

buddy do you see the type of food and quantity of booze here? your preaching to the choir.

my cashiers just ask me about the weird foods i buy. sometimes they're cute and i like to chat w them

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:38

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:39

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

the grocery store by my old job had a cashier that had cool "GAME" "OVER" earrings on all the time and i liked to say hello to her. it's good to be friendly in your community. sometimes its some guy asking you about the fruit he can't name and if it's any good. its nice

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:39

mystes: May 31, 2006

I theoretically prefer self checkouts to dealing with a human being but a lot of the self checkout machines are pretty bad and in stores that only have a couple sometimes the lines end up taking longer because people are so bad at them.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:39

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

oh we're in the image thread. heres a bad computer that makes you overpriced food

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:40

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

machine bad tiny trash can very good

many sides

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:43

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

the trash can is to hide the mistakes of the machine

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

infernal machines posted:

how do you keep getting these nice government, union jobs?

by being a siftless slob

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:47

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

the only gov job i ever got was because of nepotism. i interviewed for a few others but it was always a mega-pile of applicants and i never got the job

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Improbable Lobster posted:

by being a siftless slob

o7

keep up the good work

# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:50

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

PokeJoe posted:

my cashiers just ask me about the weird foods i buy. sometimes they're cute and i like to chat w them

im bad at small talk so i avoid it which is a perpetual cycle of misery. plus i have a resting rear end in a top hat face so most people avoid initiating small talk with me anyhow

polyester concept fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Jan 27, 2023

# ? Jan 27, 2023 03:35

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Roosevelt posted:

What movie is this?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:03

Nfcknblvbl: Jul 15, 2002

jackie chan's dragons forever

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:27

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PokeJoe posted:

my cashiers just ask me about the weird foods i buy. sometimes they're cute and i like to chat w them

i like to chat with the cashiers, even if they're not cute (they are always old chinese ladies)

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:29

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

rotor posted:

i like to chat with the cashiers, even if they're not cute (they are always old chinese ladies)

old chinese ladies can be cute :mad:

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:30

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

I read his sentence as they are always old Chinese ladies but not always the cute ones

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:36

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Praxis

Even knowing it was a mistake just the image of someone swiping a card, having it decline, and then leaving with the goods is really loving funny

yeah lol

I mean I tried to pay.

when they say �it�s the thought that counts� this is what they�re talking about

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:37

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PokeJoe posted:

old chinese ladies can be cute

uh cute yeah but not like CUTE cute i am not that old yet

# ? Jan 27, 2023 06:39

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Roosevelt posted:

lmao

# ? Jan 27, 2023 09:56

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

echinopsis posted:

lmao

lol so on the weekend I had to buy some stuff from hardware store and it came to about $140 and I was using my partners card and this particular checkout doesn�t weigh stuff like a supermarket because idk it�s a hardware store. so scanned card and then came home

and later on she asked me if I used her card or mine because she couldn�t see the transaction on her bank app so I checked mine and wasn�t there either so I went to look at the receipt to see if I could glean a clue as to what card was used and I read the receipt and see the line �declined�..

lol she�d given me the wrong card, a card with no money on it, and I just scanned and left with the goods for free

as far as I am concerned, the big australian owned hardware place didn�t do their job of making sure I paid so it�s their fault I got the stuff for free

lidl's and leclerc's have barriers installed that only recede if you scan your receipt's bar code

the scanner sucks rear end

# ? Jan 27, 2023 10:35

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

It doesn't help that Lidl's receipts have two barcodes printed on them for sume loving dumbass reason and only one of them works

# ? Jan 27, 2023 12:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you should simply scan the correct barcode

or not shop at lidl's

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

infernal machines posted:

or not shop at lidl's

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:31

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

PokeJoe posted:

the grocery store by my old job had a cashier that had cool "GAME" "OVER" earrings on all the time and i liked to say hello to her. it's good to be friendly in your community. sometimes its some guy asking you about the fruit he can't name and if it's any good. its nice

right on. i got to help my lcbo cashier identify the song/band playing on the music last week. so now she knows the Payola$.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3waZCgTMAyQ

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:33

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7187608117759298821

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:34

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

Beeftweeter posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:34

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

infernal machines posted:

you should simply scan the correct barcode

or not shop at lidl's

they got cheap kabanosy

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so does the butcher next door to me.

the solution is clear, you should live in a place that has a good butcher shop next door

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:47

Feisty-Cadaver: Jun 1, 2000; The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

infernal machines posted:

so does the butcher next door to me.

the solution is clear, you should live in a place that has a good butcher shop next door

there�s been a good butcher and aged beef place close to us for several years - in the last 9 months or so there have been two places open on the same street that offer the same thing

I remember ages ago reading a study that in dense cities similar stores tend to clump together for valid reasons, but how much aged beef can one small neighborhood need?

# ? Jan 27, 2023 13:55

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

Crusader posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7187608117759298821

I'm not watching a video over 12 seconds without a clickable progress bar tyvm

# ? Jan 27, 2023 14:04

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://throwboy.com/

If I didn't already have a sofa full of cushions :3:

would make a good av

# ? Jan 27, 2023 17:33

mystes: May 31, 2006

If you want an ibook plushie that's okay but you don't have to pretend it's some sort of designer pillow for your sofa

# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

echinopsis posted:

lmao

lol so on the weekend I had to buy some stuff from hardware store and it came to about $140 and I was using my partners card and this particular checkout doesn’t weigh stuff like a supermarket because idk it’s a hardware store. so scanned card and then came home

and later on she asked me if I used her card or mine because she couldn’t see the transaction on her bank app so I checked mine and wasn’t there either so I went to look at the receipt to see if I could glean a clue as to what card was used and I read the receipt and see the line “declined”..

lol she’d given me the wrong card, a card with no money on it, and I just scanned and left with the goods for free

as far as I am concerned, the big australian owned hardware place didn’t do their job of making sure I paid so it’s their fault I got the stuff for free

not your fault lol

# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:05

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:39

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:05

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