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SIGSEGV posted:Security fuckup megathread 18.18: it always was stupid, but now it is stupider.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:couldn't you have done this with a tape recorder tho lol good luck getting someone to ever say "passport"
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Feb 24, 2023 17:13
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Grace Baiting posted:lol good luck getting someone to ever say "passport" hacker foiled by the one thing they couldn't handle: human interaction
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Feb 24, 2023 17:28
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Grace Baiting posted:lol good luck getting someone to ever say "passport" how did they handle this in Sneakers
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Feb 24, 2023 17:30
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haveblue posted:how did they handle this in Sneakers
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Feb 24, 2023 17:36
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haveblue posted:how did they handle this in Sneakers she was doing a crossword iirc
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Feb 24, 2023 17:43
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haveblue posted:how did they handle this in Sneakers they sent an attractive woman lol
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Feb 24, 2023 18:10
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Feb 24, 2023 18:16
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brains posted:they sent an attractive woman lol This would immediately tip off any goon that a plot was afoot
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Feb 24, 2023 19:29
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Captain Foo posted:This would immediately tip off any goon that a plot was afoot But she really needs that printer
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Feb 24, 2023 19:43
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Captain Foo posted:This would immediately tip off any goon that a plot was afoot this was part of it yes
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Feb 24, 2023 19:46
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haveblue posted:how did they handle this in Sneakers https://youtu.be/oG5vsPJ5Tos
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Feb 24, 2023 21:22
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you just kick in the door OP
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Feb 24, 2023 21:43
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spankmeister posted:you just kick in the door OP
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Feb 24, 2023 22:06
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This week has been a pooshower. IT reported the company I work for got breached. Had to change all my passwords. IT also says my personal info including SIN (Canadian SSN) was filched. What do I do to protect my rear end?
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Feb 24, 2023 22:54
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well good news because in canada we can’t lock our credit so just watch your credit reports like a hawk
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Feb 24, 2023 23:28
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Quackles posted:This week has been a pooshower. IT reported the company I work for got breached. Had to change all my passwords. IT also says my personal info including SIN (Canadian SSN) was filched. fake your death and come back in a few years as someone else. just being declared legally dead might be enough, i'm not as familiar with canadian law.
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Feb 25, 2023 00:07
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Midjack posted:fake your death and come back in a few years as someone else. just being declared legally dead might be enough, i'm not as familiar with canadian law. 
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Feb 25, 2023 00:17
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Quackles posted:This week has been a pooshower. IT reported the company I work for got breached. Had to change all my passwords. IT also says my personal info including SIN (Canadian SSN) was filched. become a latvian citizen and relinquish your canadian citizenship. everyone will just alternate between pitying you and calling you an idiot, instead of hurting you
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Feb 25, 2023 00:26
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Quackles posted:This week has been a pooshower. IT reported the company I work for got breached. Had to change all my passwords. IT also says my personal info including SIN (Canadian SSN) was filched. If you have been affected by a data breach The Government of Canada is committed to protecting the integrity of the SIN program from fraud and misuse. It takes any breach of information very seriously. If you have been affected by a data breach, contact Canada’s 2 major credit bureaus to monitor your file. Equifax: 1-800-465-7166 TransUnion: 1-800-663-9980 Regularly review your banking and credit card statements, especially after the credit monitoring service ends. If you notice any suspicious activity, immediately report it to the police, contact the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre, and inform Service Canada. This will help reduce the potential impact. Service Canada does not issue a new SIN for those affected by a data breach.
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Feb 25, 2023 00:58
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Chris Knight posted:Service Canada does not issue a new SIN for those affected by a data breach. the doctrine of original SIN
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Feb 25, 2023 01:01
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Quackles posted:This week has been a pooshower. IT reported the company I work for got breached. Had to change all my passwords. IT also says my personal info including SIN (Canadian SSN) was filched. how's life at indigo anyway?
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Feb 25, 2023 02:15
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infernal machines posted:how's life at indigo anyway? please, it's indigogo
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Feb 25, 2023 02:29
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cinci zoo sniper posted:please, it's indigogo I thought they were a band.  
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Feb 25, 2023 03:32
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Quackles posted:I thought they were a band. Thank you.
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Feb 25, 2023 12:21
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infernal machines posted:how's life at indigo anyway? i mean op could also work for my old landlord because those fuckers got breached and leaked my sin too 
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Feb 25, 2023 13:24
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I would simply confess my SIN and stop worrying about it
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Feb 25, 2023 13:37
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I would simply confess my SIN and stop worrying about it OK, it's 696-420-969
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Feb 26, 2023 08:14
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figured there would be a 219 in there somewhere
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Feb 26, 2023 09:04
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i called my bank last week to dispute a charge and after like 5 minutes of menus the recording said "you can do this online" (you can't). "would you like me to send you an email with instructions on how to do it?" I said "no." It said "Okay, the email should be arriving soon. Thank you." and then hung up.
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Feb 26, 2023 18:06
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cool av posted:i called my bank last week to dispute a charge and after like 5 minutes of menus the recording said "you can do this online" (you can't). "would you like me to send you an email with instructions on how to do it?"
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Feb 26, 2023 19:36
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Quackles posted:OK, it's 696-420-969 doesn't pass luhn
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Feb 26, 2023 19:43
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mystes posted:This seems like a problem modern AI can easily handle. For example, would it make you feel better if the computer telling you to go gently caress yourself pretended to be dating you? if i run into these i alternatively shout obscenities or start mashing every number. sometimes it even works
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Feb 26, 2023 21:17
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it doesn’t have to be obscenities, just talk continuously about something totally irrelevant. Most of them transfer you to a human after too many failures in a row
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Feb 26, 2023 22:13
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cool av posted:i called my bank last week to dispute a charge and after like 5 minutes of menus the recording said "you can do this online" (you can't). "would you like me to send you an email with instructions on how to do it?" This is why I always just hit zero or say "operator" upon the first few hints that the computer is actually listening to me. Why spend minutes trying to listen to all the menu options to get to the right extension when someone more qualified can do it for you? And yes, the most infuriating poo poo is when they have the gall to use an automated recording to tell you how to use the internet to solve the problem, when that advice isn't helpful at all. Or the survey is only there to try to ding the customer service people instead of a venue where you can vent at the utter failure of automated support.
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Feb 26, 2023 22:36
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haveblue posted:it doesn’t have to be obscenities, just talk continuously about something totally irrelevant. Most of them transfer you to a human after too many failures in a row usually just repeatedly mashing the # button will bypass most IVRs
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Feb 27, 2023 05:14
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Vahakyla posted:
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sb hermit posted:And yes, the most infuriating poo poo is when they have the gall to use an automated recording to tell you how to use the internet to solve the problem, when that advice isn't helpful at all. like it’s 2023 ffs, do they really think I didn’t try the website first and exhaust all online options before gritting my teeth and resorting to the phone
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Soricidus posted:like it’s 2023 ffs, do they really think I didn’t try the website first and exhaust all online options before gritting my teeth and resorting to the phone kinda feel like it's a weird rear end management decision to annoy the gently caress out of callers that use the phone as the first step out of habit or preference. But on the other hand, it also annoys the gently caress out of all the other callers that had no other recourse than to call in.
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