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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

axolotl farmer posted:

Another thread reminded me of this: the worst joystick of the 8-bit era- Le Stick.

Instead of microswitches, this one had a chamber with a ball of mercury rolling around. When you tilted the stick, the mercury rolled into switches and closed the circuit.


God, toxicity aside that sounds like it would be horrible to use. Having to keep your joystick perfectly vertical unless you want to move in a direction would suck.

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Phanatic posted:

God, toxicity aside that sounds like it would be horrible to use. Having to keep your joystick perfectly vertical unless you want to move in a direction would suck.
What the gently caress I'm on my SIXTH Le Stick and I'm literally shaking constantly 24/7 making it even easier to break them. I look like a prick in Ultima Online.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

SLOSifl posted:

What the gently caress I'm on my SIXTH Le Stick and I'm literally shaking constantly 24/7 making it even easier to break them. I look like a prick in Ultima Online.

If a game doesn’t work with le stick I’m not playing that game

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

SLOSifl posted:

What the gently caress I'm on my SIXTH Le Stick and I'm literally shaking constantly 24/7 making it even easier to break them. I look like a prick in Ultima Online.

Oh poo poo, I forgot that it would probably have been the perfect stick for home versions of Track & Field.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/man_vhs/status/1628567607308652544?s=20

EDIT: :3

https://twitter.com/SarahWoods66/status/1628704509349314560?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 22:46 on Feb 23, 2023

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Series: Tips for programming
-----------------------
Write a Top-program.

Appreciating the old non-buzzwordy IT stuff.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Yeah, I'm old enough to have typed in programs from magazines like that. Had fun doing it, too. For a while we didn't even have any kind of external storage so had to do that stuff every time we wanted to run something.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

le stick sucks le dick


nothing like the posting coital afterglow


I kind of have a similar issue; we do have a Betamax, but it was bought at a yard sale and is a hunk of junk with no automatic tracking. I ain't got the time to sit constantly twaddling that knob while capping video, which is a shame because the MTV top 20 from June of 1986 probably has some good stuff. But good lord is an ebay Betamax expensive.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

what about one of those companies with the ghoulish commercials about how much work your relatives did to capture film and video; they digitize stuff like that

memory box or something?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


My parents' living room had one of these, installed by my dad.


That is a GE Super Switch, whose gimmick was that it didn't make a loud "snap!" when you used it. The secret? Mercury! A blob of it inside the switch, just like the joystick upstream. Now, I don't know why anybody cared that the lightswitch made a noise, but they did. My dad probably bought it because Rule of Cool. It had a neat gliding movement when you turned it on and off. I seem to recall that if you didn't push it hard enough, it could stop in between the two points and do nothing.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I remember taking the cover off of a thermostat when I was a kid so I could see the little flash of light when the mercury switch completed the circuit. I wonder when they stopped making that type of unit.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

SLOSifl posted:

…and I'm literally shaking…

Whoah, did Trump get elected president or something?

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

nothing like the posting coital afterglow

If they want after-glow they should try connecting a monitor! :science:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My parents' living room had one of these, installed by my dad.


That is a GE Super Switch, whose gimmick was that it didn't make a loud "snap!" when you used it. The secret? Mercury! A blob of it inside the switch, just like the joystick upstream. Now, I don't know why anybody cared that the lightswitch made a noise, but they did. My dad probably bought it because Rule of Cool. It had a neat gliding movement when you turned it on and off. I seem to recall that if you didn't push it hard enough, it could stop in between the two points and do nothing.

Lots more old switch designs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZwCrhwLew

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The secret? Mercury! A blob of it inside the switch, just like the joystick upstream.

See also pretty much every thermostat prior to, like 2010.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




boar guy posted:

what about one of those companies with the ghoulish commercials about how much work your relatives did to capture film and video; they digitize stuff like that

memory box or something?

Can't speak for those, but I recently got some VHS tapes digitised into DVDs just at my local photo shop, same place I got my passport photos taken. Did one, it worked, then I gave them the other 15 or so, total was about 120 euro I think. I converted them from DVD to file on my own, using Handbrake, after beating my head into the wall with VLC

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:rip:

https://twitter.com/mccrabb_will/status/1629171195731120129?s=20

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Bouncing up and down on that didn't look right, so they advised the actors to pretend to gently caress the horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ3K-tXjvFc

I had to make sure to google that link in an incognito window btw.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Phanatic posted:

God, toxicity aside that sounds like it would be horrible to use. Having to keep your joystick perfectly vertical unless you want to move in a direction would suck.

It certainly was bad to use. I tried using one on a VIC-20 a few times and it was dire. I seem to recall that you could also squeeze it to fire along with that top button.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My parents' living room had one of these, installed by my dad.


That is a GE Super Switch, whose gimmick was that it didn't make a loud "snap!" when you used it. The secret? Mercury! A blob of it inside the switch, just like the joystick upstream. Now, I don't know why anybody cared that the lightswitch made a noise, but they did. My dad probably bought it because Rule of Cool. It had a neat gliding movement when you turned it on and off. I seem to recall that if you didn't push it hard enough, it could stop in between the two points and do nothing.

Extremely old wall mounted push switches and rotate switches are loud as gently caress I love them they will last forever

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

le stick sucks le dick

nothing like the posting coital afterglow

I kind of have a similar issue; we do have a Betamax, but it was bought at a yard sale and is a hunk of junk with no automatic tracking. I ain't got the time to sit constantly twaddling that knob while capping video, which is a shame because the MTV top 20 from June of 1986 probably has some good stuff. But good lord is an ebay Betamax expensive.

Send it to me if it's not too expensive to ship to Australia. I'll have that thing sorted in a jiffy.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Interesting bathroom wallpaper at the bar last night.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Phanatic posted:

Interesting bathroom wallpaper at the bar last night.



That’s awesome, where, if I might ask, is the bar located? Reminds me of working at Radio Shack in the early 80’s.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

JnnyThndrs posted:

That’s awesome, where, if I might ask, is the bar located? Reminds me of working at Radio Shack in the early 80’s.

This was La Chinesca on Spring Garden in Philly.

What's up, Tandy brother? I worked at Incredible Universe in the mid-90s.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Extremely old wall mounted push switches and rotate switches are loud as gently caress I love them they will last forever

I don't trust quiet switches in general. It's usually really easy to tease them in a position where they start arcing inside, which isn't great. I always pick out nice clicky ones with good positive action.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
So glad that this technology became obsolete and failed.

https://twitter.com/Karaszewski/status/1629914248368521216?s=20

Source: , J. K. Raymond-Millet’s film Télévision: Oeil de Demain (“Television: Eye of Tomorrow”)

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I don’t agree with the breathless Twitter Take there. That clip seems like it’s predicting something like the Sony Watchman (itself obsolete technology), not a modern cellphone. Everyone is passively watching television/videos on their magic box, no one is playing Candy Crush or shitposting on dying forums.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Yeah but it does predict people defeating the lockout on their in car infotainment system to play videos while driving.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Porfiriato posted:

I don’t agree with the breathless Twitter Take there. That clip seems like it’s predicting something like the Sony Watchman (itself obsolete technology), not a modern cellphone. Everyone is passively watching television/videos on their magic box, no one is playing Candy Crush or shitposting on dying forums.

What I like about it is that it looks very much like modern day folks staring at their phones oblivious to what's happening around them.

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1630321699634683912?s=20

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Phanatic posted:

This was La Chinesca on Spring Garden in Philly.

I should have known it was Philly when looking at your username. :D

quote:

What's up, Tandy brother? I worked at Incredible Universe in the mid-90s.

It was a decent HS job, had to wear a tie and dress shirt/slacks in those days, but it paid better than fast food and I took all kinds of busted poo poo home and fixed it. Plus I learned I’m not cut out for retail.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I had to wear khaki shorts and a purple shirt with teal collar.

Which someone stole out of the apartment laundry machine one night. Bunch of loving savages in that town.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Purple with a teal collar? Sounds like they did you a favor.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Apparently the internet has not preserved a picture of the staff uniform.

I am okay with this.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Arivia posted:

Purple with a teal collar? Sounds like they did you a favor.

I'm imagining they stole the job to along with it, too. Like just show up to Phanatics regularly scheduled shift in his clothes but with altered name tag. That's his job now.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Dick Trauma posted:

What I like about it is that it looks very much like modern day folks staring at their phones oblivious to what's happening around them.

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1630321699634683912?s=20
Pulp Librarian is a pro follow. The covers are amazing.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Dick Trauma posted:

What I like about it is that it looks very much like modern day folks staring at their phones oblivious to what's happening around them.

Yeah, it's a pretty cool clip regardless. Speaking of the Watchman, just look at that thing:



This being the "sports" version now I'm imagining someone going for a run wearing earbuds with that thing strapped to their upper arm like a cellphone (or in earlier times, an iPod).

e: hope you don't poke yourself in the eye with the antenna!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
How else am I supposed to stay fit and also stay current with "L.A. Law"?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think adding the camera and social media was really the point cellphones started to go wrong, go to wiki

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Porfiriato posted:

Yeah, it's a pretty cool clip regardless. Speaking of the Watchman, just look at that thing:



This being the "sports" version now I'm imagining someone going for a run wearing earbuds

Why bother with earbuds when it has a speaker? You just hold it while running

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Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


But what if not everyone on the trail wants to listen to Evening Shade??

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