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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

CommieGIR posted:

Both their faces just scream 'I'm a sex offender'

You don't think Santos is a power bottom?

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





quote:

In a undated video shared on Twitter, OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush can be seen talking about the way he made the Titan.

“I’d like to be remembered as an innovator. I think it was [US Army General Douglas] MacArthur that said, ‘You’re remembered for the rules you break.’

"I have broken some rules to make this. I think I’ve broken them with logic and good engineering behind me. The carbon fibre and titanium - there is a rule that you don’t do that. Well, I did,” Stockton said.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

lmfao

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
The Death Aquatic with Stockton Rush

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

That Works posted:

I accidentally read this so now you have to.

https://twitter.com/JoeyMannarinoUS/status/1671859916913385473?s=20

If I get sixer'd I understand.

incredible commitment to the bit from this man, wow

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1671...er%3D24lastpost

lmao James Cameron is very not impresssed

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Notably also not compressed

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

maffew buildings posted:

incredible commitment to the bit from this man, wow

and he's a weak GOP donor! https://newrepublic.com/post/173829/oceangate-ceo-missing-titanic-sub-history-donating-gop-candidates

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jun 23, 2023

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

Not that it really matters, but the Woke CEO donated to a bunch of Republicans, though tiny numbers for a rich gently caress:
*removed*

uhhh nice link you got there

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

uhhh nice link you got there

YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

(thanks) :v:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


facialimpediment posted:

YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

(thanks) :v:

;)



























facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

but speaking of pornography:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1672014098274598915

quote:

On Wednesday, Zuckerberg, 39 who has posted pictures of matches he's won on his company's Instagram platform, asked Musk, 51, to “send location” for the proposed throwdown.

“Vegas Octagon,” Musk tweeted, referring to an events center where mixed martial arts (MMA) championship bouts are held.

"If this is for real, I will do it," the Tesla (TSLA.O) chief tweeted.

He later said on Twitter that he had "this great move that I call 'The Walrus,' where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing."

out of all the things that will never happen, this is the thing that will never happen the most, so it's too bad

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

but speaking of pornography:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1672014098274598915

out of all the things that will never happen, this is the thing that will never happen the most, so it's too bad

Can we call Uwe and get him to third party this one?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

but speaking of pornography:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1672014098274598915

out of all the things that will never happen, this is the thing that will never happen the most, so it's too bad

"My signature move is 'I'm A Fat Bastard'".


See:

CBJSprague24 posted:

"I'm Yuppiename McBigBrains from Washington, and I want to be the next Elon Musk. Here's a septic tank I've converted into a submarine. It has no survival equipment, questionable comms, and its ballast is used construction piping. Green!"

e-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUsf_BXUbKY&t=54s

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jun 23, 2023

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

facialimpediment posted:

but speaking of pornography:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1672014098274598915

out of all the things that will never happen, this is the thing that will never happen the most, so it's too bad

Gonna be like when Zuck absolutely didn’t have presidential ambitions he was simply wandering primary states meeting with farmers until the FB board warned him to knock it off.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Can we instead ask them to visit the Titanic?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


shoulda blamed those jerks in pod six

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

shame on an IGA posted:

shoulda blamed those jerks in pod six



I appreciate this reference. :golfclap:

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

CBJSprague24 posted:

I appreciate this reference. :golfclap:

Mars is wild. Untamed.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


TheWeedNumber posted:

ayo look at this fuckboy right here



Me asking this guy where he got his hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3hD9ZbguIg

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
You guys ever notice you gotta go by the gun nuts and crack heads to get to base?

Same thing for GiP. :ssh:

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Some of the post histories in TCC are among the most horrifying poo poo I've ever read.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Gonna be like when Zuck absolutely didn’t have presidential ambitions he was simply wandering primary states meeting with farmers until the FB board warned him to knock it off.

He was just looking into this Farmville thing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

I can't stop thinking about the guy that noped the gently caress out of this trip after looking around at the sub and asking some basic questions and being completely sketched the hell out by the answers he got back. Survivor guilt is Not Fun.

No, but the strippers and blow IS a lot of fun

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kazinsal posted:

Can we call Uwe and get him to third party this one?

Bah god its boll with the folding chair!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1672258221116096513

Lincoln Project pretty much wrote the parody post better than I could.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
SCENE: Pennsylvania Department of Transportation Office

Project Manager: K all the glassphalt is laid and we're all ready to go

Governor's Rep: holy poo poo that's fantastic! But with this glassphalt stuff in the news, we need to ensure the public that this stuff is safe to drive on and won't collapse. Could we have Governor Shapiro drive over it?

Roadcrew Member From Philly With Union Mug: gently caress THAT, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

https://twitter.com/urphillypal/status/1672264841858371584?t=6MChgw30jQnxciVC8hOeTg&s=19

https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/live/i95-philadelphia-repairs-bridge-collapse-livestream-traffic-20230623.html

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Gritty tested

Gritty approved

Put your trust in Gritty












This post brought to you by the Gritty for Mayor fund

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1672258221116096513

Lincoln Project pretty much wrote the parody post better than I could.

Gah he's doing the dumb loving accordion hands thing that every nut-hugger in the Republican party has been imitating. Go get a bigly yuge stroke you poo poo head.



facialimpediment posted:

SCENE: Pennsylvania Department of Transportation Office

Project Manager: K all the glassphalt is laid and we're all ready to go

Governor's Rep: holy poo poo that's fantastic! But with this glassphalt stuff in the news, we need to ensure the public that this stuff is safe to drive on and won't collapse. Could we have Governor Shapiro drive over it?

Roadcrew Member From Philly With Union Mug: gently caress THAT, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/live/i95-philadelphia-repairs-bridge-collapse-livestream-traffic-20230623.html

Yeah this definitely tracks for Philly. Gritty gon' give it to ya'.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


So the current brainworms take is that the Navy knew the Titan sub imploded (due to some story of the USN mentioning that they heard some stuff consistent with it on sonar somewhere). But, the ((media)) in coordination with the Navy held onto the info until the Hunter Biden news broke so they could use this story as a distraction.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

That Works posted:

So the current brainworms take is that the Navy knew the Titan sub imploded (due to some story of the USN mentioning that they heard some stuff consistent with it on sonar somewhere). But, the ((media)) in coordination with the Navy held onto the info until the Hunter Biden news broke so they could use this story as a distraction.
Is this on top of "they were killed by wokeness" because the idiot CEO said he doesn't hire 50 year old white guy engineers because he "can't inspire" them.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


stealie72 posted:

Is this on top of "they were killed by wokeness" because the idiot CEO said he doesn't hire 50 year old white guy engineers because he "can't inspire" them.

Yeah its a separate pile of poo poo

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Literally the opposite of wokeness is woke.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Can't fault them for knowing their audience. It me!

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

That Works posted:

Yeah its a separate pile of poo poo
Love that one of the two parties and half the nation has fully adopted "keep piling up bullshit faster and faster because if you don't someone may have a moment to think for themselves" as its ethos. We are well and truly hosed as a democracy.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
As a democracy? Sure.

As a performance art piece? We’ve only just begun.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


facialimpediment posted:

SCENE: Pennsylvania Department of Transportation Office

Project Manager: K all the glassphalt is laid and we're all ready to go

Governor's Rep: holy poo poo that's fantastic! But with this glassphalt stuff in the news, we need to ensure the public that this stuff is safe to drive on and won't collapse. Could we have Governor Shapiro drive over it?

Roadcrew Member From Philly With Union Mug: gently caress THAT, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

https://twitter.com/urphillypal/status/1672264841858371584?t=6MChgw30jQnxciVC8hOeTg&s=19

https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/live/i95-philadelphia-repairs-bridge-collapse-livestream-traffic-20230623.html

Hi there, GiPs resident transportation and structural engineer here. Aero Aggregate's poo poo has plenty of research behind it. Its primary problem has always been long term durability. But as far as using it during a dry summer for an emergency purpose? Game on. I have a lot of experience compression testing their stuff.

e: (also PennDOT has many offices) Central, 11 Districts, 5-6 maintenance shed per District, probably hell I dont know 20 thousand employees.

e2: And its not glassphalt, its embankment made out the light-weight aggregate with a standard pavement structure on top.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jun 23, 2023

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

So the current brainworms take is that the Navy knew the Titan sub imploded (due to some story of the USN mentioning that they heard some stuff consistent with it on sonar somewhere). But, the ((media)) in coordination with the Navy held onto the info until the Hunter Biden news broke so they could use this story as a distraction.

Funny thing - I didn't see this take online until just this minute when someone was dunking on Laura Loomer for making it.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Can't fault them for knowing their audience. It me!

As I didn't want to link barstool earlier, I just found the video - the fire crews had lights on, sirens blaring, and honking:

https://twitter.com/BradfordPearson/status/1672271349270683649?t=aWpU5ciaVXQzs6IDF-Fs-Q&s=19

Sometimes political PR isn't hard. Thing broke, show progress on thing getting fixed, get thing fixed (temporarily while permanent fix in work), throw party.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

facialimpediment posted:

Funny thing - I didn't see this take online until just this minute when someone was dunking on Laura Loomer for making it.

As I didn't want to link barstool earlier, I just found the video - the fire crews had lights on, sirens blaring, and honking:

https://twitter.com/BradfordPearson/status/1672271349270683649?t=aWpU5ciaVXQzs6IDF-Fs-Q&s=19

Sometimes political PR isn't hard. Thing broke, show progress on thing getting fixed, get thing fixed (temporarily while permanent fix in work), throw party.

Fire fighters have their own flag now? That seems pointless they are already supported by most folk on the political spectrum. Seems weirdly tribal but oh well. Replacing a red stripe with an darker red stripe is parody.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Hi there, GiPs resident transportation and structural engineer here. Aero Aggregate's poo poo has plenty of research behind it. Its primary problem has always been long term durability. But as far as using it during a dry summer for an emergency purpose? Game on. I have a lot of experience compression testing their stuff.

e: (also PennDOT has many offices) Central, 11 Districts, 5-6 maintenance shed per District, probably hell I dont know 20 thousand employees.

e2: And its not glassphalt, its embankment made out the light-weight aggregate with a standard pavement structure on top.

Oh neat if you're knowledgeable on the subject I had a question I wanted to ask. As I understand it, everything initially went to poo poo when a tanker truck full of fuel went boomy-burny under the bridge, but it looks like they dumped an rear end pile of that aero stuff on it and threw down a road on top just to get things going without a bridge anymore? So did they just fill in the road under it with that dirt/aero stuff as a temporary thing?

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