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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Sexuality: including recurrent doubt over one's sexual orientation (also called HOCD or "homosexual OCD"). People with this theme typically display symptoms different from those of people experiencing an actual crisis in sexuality. One major difference is that people who have HOCD report being attracted sexually towards the opposite sex prior to the onset of HOCD, while homosexual people whether in the closet or repressed have always had such same-sex attractions.[10] The question "Am I gay?"[11] takes on a pathological form. Many people with this type of obsession are in healthy and fulfilling romantic relationships, either with members of the opposite sex, or the same sex (in which case their fear would be "Am I straight?").[6][12][13][14][15][16][17]

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Ma'am, please, we're trying to establish a useful size comparison here

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

not worthless, just funny

quote:

Scribonius Largus, a first century physician, advised the use of a live torpedo as a headache remedy. He stated, "Headache even if it is chronic and unbearable is taken away and remedied forever by a live torpedo placed under the spot that is in pain."[4]

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
What's so funny about Scribonius Largus?

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


i was hoping for some mundane poo poo like an ancient phoebus cartel, but with bricks.

Captain Hygiene posted:



Ma'am, please, we're trying to establish a useful size comparison here
i thought someone who knows how wikipedia works managed to sneak this illustration into the page for Led Zeppelin

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_chocolate_chip

quote:

The domestic terrorist Timothy McVeigh's last meal before he was executed for the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing was two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream in the federal penitentiary in Terre Haute, Indiana.[5]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The actual Bruce Dickinson was a mid-level manager at Columbia Records whose name appears on a Blue Öyster Cult reissue CD and a greatest hits compilation as the "reissue producer". The SNL intern who was sent out to get the record got a "hits" compilation CD instead of Agents of Fortune.[13][14]

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The letter was authenticated as having been written on triple-cream laid royal stationery bearing an official copper-engraved crest.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

GWBBQ posted:


i thought someone who knows how wikipedia works managed to sneak this illustration into the page for Led Zeppelin

:yikeseroo:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The complete story does not make a lot of sense since Mälzel visited Paris again, and he also could import his "Conflagration of Moscow".[c]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Happy George W. Bush Shoeing Incident Day, to those who celebrate

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Unusual eBay listings
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Among Us chicken nugget)

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Enjoying the 1,649-year gap between the first and second incident on this list

Tunicate
May 15, 2012



"oh, what's that big gray ring?"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



it's impressive the scale reduction required once you get outside the absurdly detrimental lens that is the upper and lower atmospheres

JWST can take some absolute ridiculous photos from L2 that put Hubble to shame, and Hubble took photos that made groundbreaking optical and infared lenses on the surface look like a fisher-price magnifying glass

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



q!=e

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the stupendously colossal telescope

the ridiculously immense telescope

the holy poo poo this is the biggest loving telescope you’ve ever seen

the affront to god and man telescope

the telescope that could finally image your mom

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023

haveblue posted:

the telescope that could finally image your mom

yeah that's hooker telescope (1917)

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

haveblue posted:

the stupendously colossal telescope

the ridiculously immense telescope

the holy poo poo this is the biggest loving telescope you’ve ever seen

the affront to god and man telescope

the telescope that could finally image your mom

the your mom telescope

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

The box art included the text "WARNING: Contains nudity, violence and controversial images." This was added to avoid potential consumer backlash and to encourage curiosity in the game. However, a number of retailers and international regions chose not to sell the game and the game was not a commercial success.[4]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



laserghost posted:

The box art included the text "WARNING: Contains nudity, violence and controversial images." This was added to avoid potential consumer backlash and to encourage curiosity in the game. However, a number of retailers and international regions chose not to sell the game and the game was not a commercial success.[4]

drat, that game sounds rad as hell

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1735800801455419697

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kazinsal posted:

it's impressive the scale reduction required once you get outside the absurdly detrimental lens that is the upper and lower atmospheres

JWST can take some absolute ridiculous photos from L2 that put Hubble to shame, and Hubble took photos that made groundbreaking optical and infared lenses on the surface look like a fisher-price magnifying glass

Adaptive optics kick rear end.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

woah

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Ishka is a fictional character from the science fiction television series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9). A female Ferengi, she is the mother of Quark (Armin Shimerman) and Rom (Max Grodénchik). Ishka appears in five canon episodes of DS9, and also features in seven licensed-but-non-canon Star Trek novels.

Ishka
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine character
First appearance
"Family Business"
May 15, 1995
Last appearance
"The Dogs of War"
May 26, 1999
Portrayed by
Andrea Martin (1995)
Cecily Adams (1997–99)
In-universe information
Species
Ferengi
Significant other
Zek
Children
Quark and Rom
Conceptualized as a feminist character, Ishka was played by Andrea Martin once and Cecily Adams four times. Both actresses endured a lot of makeup, prostheses, and costuming. Adams loved the character, and was stunned by the positive fan reaction to Ishka.

Conception
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Ishka was conceived as a Ferengi "women's libber" that Robert Hewitt Wolfe described as transcending the stereotypical protester. Ishka did not want to end the Ferengi profit-making way of life, but wanted Ferengi females to be able to take part in it.[1] It was immediately after Ishka's introduction in "Family Business" the idea of bringing her together with Grand Nagus Zek came about.[2] René Auberjonois (Odo) even anticipated the pairing in an interview with Starlog for their January 1996 issue.[3]

Casting
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Andrea Martin (2008)
Director David Livingston recalled that they had a difficult time finding somebody to play Ishka; at one point, he even made the unpopular suggestion that Wallace Shawn (Grand Nagus Zek) appear in drag as Quark and Rom's mother.[4] Andrea Martin was cast at the suggestion of episode director René Auberjonois (Odo), who felt the actress could manage the right balance of comedy and good acting that was missing from the applicants he had seen thus far. Showrunner Ira Steven Behr agreed with Auberjonois on the casting, later saying he loved her on Second City Television.[1] Martin was offered the role without even having to audition. Ira Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe, and David Livingston all had good things to say about the casting of Martin as Ishka.[4]


Cecily Adams (undated)
When, at the last minute,[5] Martin could not return for "Ferengi Love Songs", the show held auditions for the role and saw "a lot of people". Prior to auditioning, Cecily Adams was only peripherally familiar with the Star Trek universe, having only seen a few Next Generation and Voyager episodes.[6] Adams was friends with actress Kitty Swink,[2] and auditioned with the help of Swink's husband Armin Shimerman (Quark); Shimerman loaned her a tape of Martin's episode—"Family Business"—from which she learned "how broad the character was." Adams attributed her successful audition to the many similarities between her and Martin: not only did Martin's costumes fit without need for alteration, but so did the prosthetic faceplate.[6] Adams was described as a "natural mimic" by the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion; Behr said that Adams "just did Moogie." Even though she had the character down pat, Adams would later admit to having trouble with the Star Trek vernacular. Ishka was a radical departure for Adams: she'd never played an alien before, usually being cast as secretaries in shows such as Simon & Simon and Murphy Brown.[2]

Makeup and costuming
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A Caucasoid woman in the heavy orange makeup and prostheses typical of Ferengi looks to the camera's left; she is nude, baring her upper chest and shoulders
Martin's Ishka in "Family Business"
Before Andrea Martin accepted the role, director René Auberjonois (Odo) confided in her that working under the Ferengi prosthetics would be the hardest acting she'd ever done if she'd never worked under such makeup before. Auberjonois speculated that she took the role anyway because he'd been so frank with her.[3] Martin's makeup for Ishka took three hours every day. Ishka, being older, required extra development of the makeup prostheses. Makeup designer Michael Westmore explained that they "made a thin skin that went over one of [their] stock Ferengi heads . They [they] made a new face for her, wrinkled, and did the backs of her hands." The script for "Family Business" also complicated the makeup process because it called for Ishka to be nude in several scenes; therefore, makeup needed to be developed for parts of Ferengi never before seen. One take over Ishka's shoulder had to be reshot because the producers felt that Martin's "supple skin" didn't match the character; Westmore and crew "took Kleenex, wrinkled it up and rubberized it, and covered her back and shoulders", a process Martin didn't care for, saying, "Boy, if you hadn't warned me about this, I would be out the door."[1][3]

A Caucasoid woman in the heavy orange makeup and prostheses typical of Ferengi looks to the camera's left; she is wearing a garish, skintight outfit and excessive jewelry from her clothes, neck, and lobes
Adams' Ishka in "Profit and Lace"
Having never before worn prostheses,[2] Cecily Adams found the Ishka makeup "rather daunting" and described the three to four hour application process before moving on to costuming. Originally the producers drew lines on Adams' hands to make them appear older, but later decided they did not look old enough and used prosthetic gloves. Once all was said and done, only the palms of Adams' hands and her upper lip were visible. After begging and pleading with the DS9 staff to see the dailies, Adams realized how much she needed to over-express to have her facial expressions translate through the makeup. When she came back to DS9 for season six's "The Magnificent Ferengi", Adams agreed on the condition she receive her own custom faceplate. Adams praised the other DS9 actors who suffered through similar makeup ordeals saying, "I think it's astonishing that they were all in good cheer, and to be in the makeup all the time is really something." Because Ishka is flouting Ferengi law by wearing clothes, it was decided that she would overdo it, and so Adams was encumbered with "baubles and bangles and beads" that made so much noise on set that Adams estimated she had to dub half her lines. For "Profit and Lace", where Ishka was to leave the Ferengi homeworld of Ferenginar for the first time, Adams was dressed in a "Spandex suit from [her] wrists to the tip of [her] toes". Further, because Ishka was old, the staff padded Adams' costume with 30 or 40 pounds (14 or 18 kg), including fake breasts that Adams guessed weighed 15 pounds (6.8 kg); after watching the dailies, both Adams and Behr agreed that the breasts needed to be reduced as they were too distracting.[6] Adams would later thank both director René Auberjonois and co-star Armin Shimerman for helping her realize that overacting was the name of the game when working under such prostheses.[2]

Character history
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In "Family Business", Ishka is introduced as a Ferengi widow who receives a monthly stipend from her elder son, Quark (Armin Shimerman). Per Ferengi law, she is forbidden from making profit or wearing clothing, yet she has begun doing both and is found out by the Ferengi Commerce Authority (FCA; an agency essentially equivalent to the United States' Internal Revenue Service).[1] The FCA charges Quark with his mother's misdeeds, about which she is unrepentant, feeling that women should have the same rights and privileges as men. After much arguing with Quark, Iskha agrees to sign a confession and forfeit her earnings for her son's sake, though she confides in Rom (Max Grodénchik) that she only gave up a third of what she had hidden away.

Season five's "Ferengi Love Songs" reveals the romantic relationship between Ishka and Grand Nagus Zek, the leader of the Ferengi Alliance. When Quark is unable to extract nepotistic assistance from the Grand Nagus, he colludes with Liquidator Brunt (Jeffrey Combs) to break up the couple. Quark soon realizes however that Ishka is the real power behind the throne, giving Zek financial advice and suggestions that keep the Ferengi economy afloat. Quark confesses his part, and helps reunite Ishka and Zek.

In "The Magnificent Ferengi" (season six), Ishka is kidnapped by the Dominion. While in captivity at the hands of the Vorta Yelgrun (Iggy Pop), Ishka offers financial advice and tries to empathize with her captor about family. In the same season, "Profit and Lace" finds Ishka leaving the Ferengi homeworld of Ferenginar for the first time to travel to Deep Space Nine in the company of Grand Nagus Zek. She has convinced Zek to amend the Ferengi Bill of Opportunities to allow women to wear clothing, and the result was economic turmoil across the Ferengi Alliance. When Ishka suffers a heart attack, Quark undergoes sex reassignment surgery to take her place at Zek's side and win back the support of an influential Ferengi commissioner. Doctor Bashir (Alexander Siddig) is able to successfully perform a heart transplantation for Ishka, and she is up and about by the end of the episode.

In the penultimate episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Dogs of War", Quark discovers that Ishka has influenced Grand Nagus Zek to the point where the Ferengi leader has promoted labor rights, enforced environmental protection, and outlawed monopolies.

Non-canon appearances
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Ishka also appears in several officially-licensed, non-canon, Star Trek novels, e-books, and short stories:

Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Doors into Chaos by Robert Greenberger (2001)
Star Trek: Terok Nor
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Dawn of the Eagles by S. D. Perry & Britta Dennison (2008)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Ferenginar: Satisfaction Is Not Guaranteed by Keith DeCandido (2010)
Lust's Latinum Lost (and Found) by Terry J. Erdmann & Paula M. Block (2014)
Rules of Accusation by Terry J. Erdmann & Paula M. Block (2016)
I, the Constable by Terry J. Erdmann & Paula M. Block (2017)
Star Trek: Mirror Universe
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The Ishka of the Mirror Universe is wealthy, owns Terran slaves, and provided a safe harbor for the 'mirror-versions' of B'Elanna Torres and Crell Moset (from the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Nothing Human"). She appeared in the 2009 Star Trek: Mirror Universe story, "Bitter Fruit" by Susan Wright.

Portrayal
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Crediting Andrea Martin with her broad and confident initial portrayal of Ishka, Adams commented on how easy it was to play a character so well delineated. Adams also infused Ishka with some of the stories Shimerman told of his own mother. In an interview with Star Trek: The Magazine, Adams said of Ishka: "I love and adore her. How can you not? She just doesn't care what anybody thinks; she's so committed to what she thinks is right, and everyone else be damned. But she has a heart of gold, and she's very strong. To be a female as strong as she was, in the kind of world she came from, was wonderful, I think."[6] Lauding the character, Adams says that it's Ishka's backbone that helps her grow as an actress and as a person.[7] Prior to November 2000, Adams appeared at several Star Trek conventions with her "Ferengi family" and relished meeting fans who expressed how much they love the character of Ishka.[6]

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
im caucasoid woman

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)

hey now

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Striker, who is the current Guinness World Record holder for "Fastest Car Window Opened by a Dog" at 11.34 seconds[61]

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

Ishka is a fictional character from the science fiction television series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9). A female Ferengi, she is the mother of Quark (Armin Shimerman) and Rom (Max Grodénchik). Ishka appears in five canon episodes of DS9, and also features in seven licensed-but-non-canon Star Trek novels.

I didn't realize Andrea Martin did a Star Trek so this cannot technically count as worthless.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Dec 17, 2023

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I didn't realize Andrea Martin did a Star Trek so this cannot technically count as worthless.

right? easily brings it to good

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Originally, the monkey colony now located on Morgan Island was located at the Caribbean Primate Research Center in La Parguera, Puerto Rico.[5] According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), there were incidents of the free-ranging monkeys escaping, carrying viral herpes B infections, which lead to outbreaks in the local population. Puerto Rico was alarmed by this, and South Carolina stepped in to offer an uninhabited island for research. In 1979 and 1980, over 1,400 animals were relocated to Morgan Island.[5]

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
Shampoos are marketed to people with hair.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
This article is way too long:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_Island

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Soricidus posted:

Shampoos are marketed to people with hair.

what about pet shampoos marketed to pet owners who may be bald? checkmate

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
If you're bald and you don't wash your scalp it gets greasy, and shampoo is good for that.

E: but I guess nobody is actually marketing it for that

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

or what about baby shampoos marketed to bald fathers? or mothers with alopecia? jeez. that really is a worthless thing on wikipedia

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
change it to “shampoos are marketed to people responsible for hair” and see if anyone notices

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

they didn't say exclusively marketed

coca cola is also marketed to people with hair

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


The plight of the Trix Rabbit has drawn comparisons to Sisyphus, a Greek figure who was doomed to endlessly repeat a futile task.[11]

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Komojo
Jun 30, 2007

Synopsis
This is a story about love and deception. The deceptions come in every form - outright lies, obfuscations, failure to speak up, misleading silence, misdirection, rampant insincerity. Against this tidal wave, the main characters fight to find happiness. Their battles never fail to engage.

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