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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
[hangs up] I dont even know why we came to Seattle for vacation, jesus christ

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Stud Duck obviously

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rotor posted:

[hangs up] I dont even know why we came to Seattle for vacation, jesus christ

what’s going on in seattle

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I heard it rains

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS

echinopsis posted:

what’s going on in seattle
Frasier Crane is hunting the poor for sport through Pike place at night

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


echinopsis posted:

I heard it rains

that's Africa

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

the rains in Seattle are cursed

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS

haveblue posted:

the rains in Seattle are cursed

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


probably consider some sunscreen in the future

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

insanely blessed long rear end keyboard cable.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

FEMA summer camp posted:

Back when I was a single young adult "do you want to see my rock collection?" worked so well at getting ladies to follow me to my room that the phrase turned into kind of an in-joke among my roomates.

I do have a great rock collection though.

crack?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

rotor posted:

[hangs up] I dont even know why we came to Seattle for vacation, jesus christ

Same except moving here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

omg

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

echinopsis posted:

what’s going on in seattle

it was burned down by atifa few years ago

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Davethulhu posted:

it was burned down by atifa few years ago

:sad:

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Davethulhu posted:

it was burned down by atifa few years ago

drat didn't know the branch davidians were there

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Stack Machine
Mar 6, 2016

I can see through time!
Fun Shoe

What happens to phones when we run out of fingernails to lengthen? :ohdear:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


In the future, phones are harder to fit into your rear end

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Luckily that prediction did not come true. Modern phones offer many versions that fit inside such an anus

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

PokeJoe posted:

Luckily that prediction did not come true. Modern phones offer many versions that fit inside such an anus

the jail phones are well known but they have a new development



im fuckin howlin irl lmfao

that top left pic

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

what happens if a low quality chinese lithium ion battery explodes inside of your colon

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

sleepy gary posted:

what happens if a low quality chinese lithium ion battery explodes inside of your colon

im sure its fine

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I simply remove the battery before shoving the phone up my rear end

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



wuss

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


look at mr non conductive rear end water over here

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

but what's the point if it won't vibrate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sleepy gary posted:

what happens if a low quality chinese lithium ion battery explodes inside of your colon

a tale as old as time

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



everyone thinks they're the sun god until the real sun god turns up

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


My copy (bought from Fantasiapelit for 129 marks) of LSLIII:PPiPoPP has a bug where you can't get full points. I even bought a guide and nope, always a point short. One time I did manage to get two points MORE than full points so... I guess it evens out?

Also I'm an idiot so I never realized the nectarine song in the manual was a map until reading the guide.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

3D Megadoodoo posted:

LSLIII:PPiPoPP

the finnish language has to stop this crap

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




yaaarrrrrr
yaaaaaRRRRRR
YAAAAAARRRRRRRR

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Agile Vector posted:

yaaarrrrrr
yaaaaaRRRRRR
YAAAAAARRRRRRRR

*swings fedora vaguely homoerotically but massively awkwardly*

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